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amybmama
My 2 y/o has been in my bed watching Ghosbusters without making a peep for the past hour and 15 minutes. Srsly how did I get so lucky?!
"I fall in love with everything, I also hate everything. It's very hard to be a misanthrope and romantic."
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Probably shouldn't have eaten Krispy Kreme for breakfast since I'm sick and was puking half the night😑😩 they were so good though.
Nooooooo. I'm sick! I threw up at 3am for no reason and now I'm achy all over and can hardly move😩😷
I wrote 100k tweets 5 years ago & programmed a bot to send some out every day. You're probably reading this 3 years from when it was typed
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SOMETiMES i WAKE UP iN THE MiDDLE OF THE NiGHT AND WANDER iNTO A FORREST LOOKiNG FOR UFO'S AND TRY TO GET ABDUCTED BY ALiENS FOR YOU
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How she says, "Yup, we're having an earthquake," is as funny as his face. vine.co/v/MheME0EYjaj
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And I don't want to workout to lose weight, I want to tone up and gain an ass. Just FYI before anyone has any smartass comments
I need motivation to work out. And looking at pictures of amazingly fit women IS NOT MOTIVATION. It just makes me mad. 😂
Look, I'm into Star Trek and High School level education, but I can't deal with this show. #cosmos
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People be crazyyyyy y'all.
t.i is leaving tiny for me . sorry
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Ordering Dominos online is amazing.
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I'm only gonna be retweeting @UberFactsPlus from now on k
Organic clean eating never tasted so good. The finished product is even better. My mouth is orgasming right now pic.twitter.com/ACDwHYmFTU
WHY AM I ALWAYS HUNGRY? I'M NOT EVEN PMSING ANYMORE UGH
IF I GO 2 A PLACE AND THEY DONT HAVE FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED ORGANIC SINGLE ORIGIN NATURALLY PROCESSED COFFEE I WALK RIGHT BACK OUT THE DOOR
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I always say I'm gonna stop using twitter because it's soooo dumb, but then I get bored 5 seconds later and tweet. UGH
Lumpy space princess 💁�pic.twitter.com/bwoRAsAZr7r7
Don't think there are no beasts just because the forest is silent pic.twitter.com/sZKALOAtpr
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THE KEY TO LiFE iS TO NEVER GROW UP AND TO STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO USE PHRASES LiKE "iN THE REAL WORLD"
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