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Darius Malone
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My mom's a pro at ruining my day
If I see another Kay Haygan and Thom Tillis advertisment, I swear I'll go bat shit crazy.
Been doing the Carlton dance for 3hrs now.
lol, my dad took all my inscents away cause he thinks i could get high off of them.
I need to simmer down with the tye dye pic.twitter.com/2z7woQVIL3
Damn, once weed beccomes legal for recreational use, it's gonna evolve into poison, like tobacco. I can feel it in my breasts.
The first time I got high, I didn't have any rolling papers, so I ripped out a page from the bible. #PraiseTheLord
I got high and watched Nyan Cat for three hours once.
darius malone you think i cant see you favoriting my tweets
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Seeing your ex with a loser is priceless.
Damn, they booted Kuechly out the game.
Anyone wanna go see Ouija Friday?
Wounds heal faster if you lick them. Tears also help them heal, as well.
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Retweet if you have #GiantsPride - Giants vs. Cowboys Pregame/Game/Postgame Broadcast Info: bit.ly/1qUQau8 pic.twitter.com/ue37gokW5h
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Clay Mathews should've had that TD!
Colton is soo butthurt that his team sucks lol
whoever texted me from a 753 number, your noods aren't gonna cheer me up if your bush is thicker than my lion's mane
i don't have time for this shit i got reservations at chili's i'm meetin my boys
I've slept with most of Canada.
So Fagsdale won?? Wtf? God, we suck. #FuckTheTigers
For those of you that went to the Fagsdale game, please refrain from tweeting about how awesome it was, because unfortunately, I couldn't go
It's not our fault that the San Antonio Spurs are a gay ass organization.
Toilets labelled American Standard have never felt more appropriate.
Peter's acting like a little bitch today, I swear.
Fuck Ragsdale, dude.
Fagsdale's a bunch of little pussy wannabe cowboys. #Southwest
when the interviewer doesn't ask u the right questions about Japanese calligraphy :'-) #PSAT pic.twitter.com/HqAFTb0qEE
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FREE BOOSIE NIGGA AND IM STILL CRYING THAT HE FREE GOD BLESS BOOSIE !!! AY ERYBODY CAN SUCK MY DICK TO LIL B @!!!! - Lil B
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If you attempt to attack or startle a vulture, it will vomit on you.
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Viagra can make flowers stay erect.
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“If you havent seen each other naked are you really even friends???” -Every HS
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🍴IF ONLY I COULD HAVE THIS FOR BREAKFAST 🍴😍😍�pic.twitter.com/FqmLlQXpwKmLlQXpwK
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Negroic went to a party with Clare and she gave this nigga a bottle of olive oil and he acted drunk
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When I type @negroic in my phone it autocorrects to sex offender
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