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I do love it when brands interact on social media... <3
Tim Tams... might be the most amazing thing in the whole entire world... @TIMTAM
I hate when websites ask, "Are you a human?" Umm hello? I'm obviously a unicorn.
Why do yall post pictures of paragraphs on instagram? JUST USE TWITTER OR FACEBOOK! its for pictures so yall take pictures of statuses?
War. War never changes. #fallout #videogames
My shower is either the temperature of antarctica, or the gates of Hell.
What do you get from a pampered cow? ....................................................Spoiled milk #badumtiss
There is more to life than to watch other people live it. - Will Smith
It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.
In a bitter battle, you were better than the Badders. You kicked some butt, too #QuestForGlory #videogames
History is much cooler... with LightSabers
I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit
Rochelle: "Ax" me a question. I dare you. #Left4Dead #videogames
David Guetta feat. the Person who Sings the Whole Song... ;)
I�m looking for someone to share in an adventure. � Gandalf #LOTR
Are you kidding me? #theprincessbride and #neverendingstory in cinema??? I must go!!!
If you don't pretend to use the force to open automatic doors, you're wasting your time on earth.
Hello internet... What's happening....
There is no certainty, only opportunity - V for Vendetta
140 characters ought to be enough for anybody.. -Bill Gates
its all fun and games until someone get bit.
The first bullet proof vest was invented by a women? Neato.
You need to tell a therapist, not Facebook.
All the hot singles in my area want to meet me! Probably because of all the free iPads I've won.
...... and its a late night internet search time once again ;D
My boyfriend left me because of my video game addiction..... I guess Wii didn't Kinect.
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
You're such a n00b sometimes Kyle... - Pure Pwnage
There's walkers in the barn and Lori's pregnant - Glenn #TheWalkingDead
You know you were really drunk the night before when you wake up the next day and discover you installed the Yahoo Toolbar.
I've covered wars, ya' know. Frank West #DeadRising #zombies #videogames
I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 5)' badge on @untappd
All relationships go through hell, Real ones get through it
A Fire? At a seaparks? It's the weirdest thing ive ever heard - It Crowd
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!
Signs you are a Gamer #1 - You Press the "A" or "X" Button Rapidly During Loading Screens #videogames
When in Australia.... You watch Aussie football with beer....
Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
Gas prices aren't really that bad when you remember that you're essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. - Billy Madison
That's a big Twinkie. Ghostbustsers
Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions - Donnie Darko
*makes milkshake* *sadly looks at yard*
Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
I live it when Boston - Amanda randomly comes on in public.... <3
I just earned the 'Down Under (Level 3)' badge on @untappd