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Amanda Blain
#Zombies its all fun and games until someone get bit.
The first bullet proof vest was invented by a women? Neato.
You need to tell a therapist, not Facebook.
All the hot singles in my area want to meet me! Probably because of all the free iPads I've won.
...... and its a late night internet search time once again ;D
My boyfriend left me because of my video game addiction..... I guess Wii didn't Kinect.
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
You're such a n00b sometimes Kyle... - Pure Pwnage
There's walkers in the barn and Lori's pregnant - Glenn #TheWalkingDead
You know you were really drunk the night before when you wake up the next day and discover you installed the Yahoo Toolbar.
I've covered wars, ya' know. Frank West #DeadRising #zombies #videogames
I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 5)' badge on @untappd!
All relationships go through hell, Real ones get through it
A Fire? At a seaparks? It's the weirdest thing ive ever heard - It Crowd
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!
Signs you are a Gamer #1 - You Press the "A" or "X" Button Rapidly During Loading Screens #videogames
When in Australia.... You watch Aussie football with beer....
Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
Gas prices aren't really that bad when you remember that you're essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. - Billy Madison
That's a big Twinkie. Ghostbustsers
Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions - Donnie Darko
*makes milkshake* *sadly looks at yard*
Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
I live it when Boston - Amanda randomly comes on in public.... <3
I just earned the 'Down Under (Level 3)' badge on @untappd!
Faith, trust & pixie dust.
Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them...
I find your lack of faith disturbing #geek
Forever is a long time and time has a way of changing things - The Fox and The Hound
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself - Good Will Hunting
I just earned the 'Pale as the Moon (Level 4)' badge on @untappd!
I just earned the 'Toast King' badge on @untappd!
I just earned the 'Brew Traveler (Level 2)' badge on @untappd!
I just earned the 'New Brew Thursday' badge on @untappd! #NewBrewThursday
Using the #oculus to play with things in space.... #sdcc #oculusrift
Oooo good start... I was the lucky explosive test winner... All clear! Pretty fast security here in Australia airports!
I like playing the airport seat selection lottery.... Who will be my single serving partner on this flight? ;)
Howdy Pardner! Might I say you're lookin' fit as a fiddle Yes Man #FalloutNewVegas #videogames
Never internet argue.
Words I used in the #80s - dipstick, cheesy, barf me out, spazz, fer shur, dweeb, have a cow, tubular, stoked
I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.
We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat. #selfemployment
Your soul-suckin´┐Ż days are over, amigo! - Bubba Ho-Tep
On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much did you walk today?
When are all of your customer service representatives NOT assisting other callers?

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