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So umm.. #singapore #chili #mudcrab might be the tastiest thing this trip so far.... Yum!
Do not enter the city. It belongs to the dead now. - Rick - The Walking Dead
Zork... It Is Pitch Black And You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/lw6b8x8
Haha, you thought I was a quarter. -Nickels
The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours.
I guess.. = I disagree, but I don't feel like arguing right now.
I'd rather beat my remote to make it work, then change the batteries!
Which Rom Do You Use On Your Android? - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/9mh3mcw
#zombies got me at #sdcc in this amazing photo by @mayhemstudios #cosplay #thewalkingdead
I think I'm allergic to mornings in Australia... I'm always sneezing..
Famous Last D&D Words #86 - "There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that."
It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own "Don't Feed the Animals" rule.
The quickest way to lose all faith in humanity is to read the comments section for almost anything on the internet.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein
The Throne For Games - DxRacer Chair Review - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/l3anafs
I need to remind myself: if it is supposed to happen, it will.
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"
Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.
Segaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ... Love that sound bit.. :)
I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I just earned the 'Lager Jack' badge on @untappd
I just earned the 'Down Under (Level 2)' badge on @untappd
The average American is now 1.7 episodes behind.
Dear Pringles, I'm no longer a child and cannot fit my hand inside your tubes of deliciousness. Sincerely, Everyone over 7.
I have a feeling my "check liver" light might be turning on soon.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/kp7pkjg
You thought this about Titanic- the movie too - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/8b8tocp
With great power there must also come � great responsibility. - Uncle Ben - Spiderman
So ummm.... #Australians do not keep their #eggs in the fridge... They are even sold in the grocery store outside the fridge... The #yolks are also bright #orange... No one can explain this to me yet ...
I just earned the 'Pale as the Moon (Level 3)' badge on @untappd
I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 4)' badge on @untappd
Don't Get Too Attached - a Novel by George R R Martin - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/o5tye38
Snails can sleep for up to 3 years.
People who smile before 9am...they can't be trusted.
Twitter: Being honest with complete strangers.
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...
Winter is coming. - Eddard Stark - Game Of Thrones
The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote.
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense
Could you date someone who had the same name as your ex? #forscience
I just earned the 'Local Flavor' badge on @untappd
! untp.beer/s/b73260873 #drinklocally
Its time for... The Best Picture On the Internet - via @amandablain tinyurl.com/cbydf9s
Being attractive is not a excuse to be a shitty person.
#Beach #selfie #Australia #bondibeach