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Famous Last D&D Words #3 - "Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level."
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.
Are we Faceybook friends? No? I share other stuff over there... so follow along if you like Twitters! - facebook.com/theamandablain
What boots up must come down.
This... is my boomstick! - Ash - Army of Darkness
Does a three save? #dnd #famouslastwords
when you look inside your pocket, and it's not full of sunshine.
I've got a hot date with Netflix tonight.
Facebook profile pictures are the "Hall of Fame"� of a person's pictures.
ou're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!.. Maybe. But not today. Indiana Jones
I'm that bridge jumping friend your mother warned you about.
That whole 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine' thing doesn't work so well with cats.
To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 11)' badge on @untappd
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger came into my house in just a speedo, I would probably attack him too.
I guess.. = I disagree, but I don't feel like arguing right now.
Can't Wait to Travel to Great Britain! Awesome travel package! #RogersSI #RoamOn #100Days100Destinations @h_farb
Time is a precious thing. Never waste it - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
Giving up already? Come on, Sora. i thought you were stronger than that. #KingdomHearts #videogames
CONGRATULATION THIS STORY IS HAPPY END Ghosts 'n Goblins #videogames
Doors without traps lead to doors with them. #dnd
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good. #dnd
Here comes a new challenger #videogames #streetfighter
You were almost a Jill sandwich! #residentevil #videogames
Without suffering there would be no compassion - A Walk to Remember
No matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom - Hitch
There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. - Billy Madison
I just earned the 'Artisan' badge on @untappd
I just earned the 'Hopped Up' badge on @untappd
I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 2)' badge on @untappd
! untp.beer/s/b99370059 #ibelieveinIPA
Dont't talk to people. Talk with them. That is Social Media. - Amanda Blain
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play #videogames
Four out of five people over 100 years old are women. #girlpower
REVIVE ME! Gears of War #videogames
So in Tampa on this date.... they reenact pirate battles and everyone dresses up like pirates with copious amounts of alcohol..... ... bucket list check off done. ;-) #gasparilla #gasparilla2016
A paper cut is a tree's way of getting the last laugh.
The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it. - Yes Man
The night is dark and full of terrors. Melisandre - Game Of Thrones
There's nothing bigger in life than the little things - Vanilla Sky
I only check my Voicemail to get rid of that little icon in the screen.
I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 10)' badge on @untappd