Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.
I wish the dollar store would sell gas.
The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it. - Yes Man
Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play #videogames
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself - Good Will Hunting
Every human being has an impact on another - Patch Adams
Please, just a few coins #AssassinsCreed #videogames
I've got a hot date with Netflix tonight.
That whole 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine' thing doesn't work so well with cats.
HI TWITTERS!!! What are you doing? ♥
It's strange calling yourself. Betty Elms - Mullholland Drive
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
Oota goota, solo? #starwars #geek
Talk is cheap. Show me the CODE! :) #geek
You were almost a Jill sandwich! #residentevil #videogames
Twerking and Selfie have officially been added to the dictionary, as a result, Future and Optimism have been removed.
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.
Ever want to make your own #VR
headset, but only had graham crackers in the kitchen? Well...
I'm your density. I mean, your destiny. - George McFly #BTTF
Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"
People shouldn't be allowed to get their license until they beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart. #videogames
Eating popcorn: 95% during the trailers. 5% during the movie.
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
If I had known the world was ending, I'd have brought better books. - Dale #theWalkingDead
A paper cut is a tree's way of getting the last laugh.
Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful.
There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Reservoir Dogs
Famous Last D&D Words #3 - "Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level."
We are men of action; lies do not become us. - Princess Bride
The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. - GLaDOS Portal 2 #videogames
We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2 #videogames
53 HOURS TO GO AND 86% BACKED! THX for the help lets keep it going!!
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit
I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future.
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. - Billy Madison
There is no Earthly way of knowing.... which direction we are going.... Willy Wonka
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
There's nothing bigger in life than the little things - Vanilla Sky
I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 13)' badge on @untappd
Invisibility Tweet... (currently deactivated)
Networking is developing relationship. Helping out others. Making friends. It's that simple.
Facebook profile pictures are the "Hall of Fame"� of a person's pictures.
Time is a precious thing. Never waste it - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
The night is dark and full of terrors. Melisandre - Game Of Thrones
When I was a kid, I hated going to bed. Now I cherish every hour of sleep.
The sad moment you lose a chip in the dip, so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too.