Twitters... know I am ALWAYS here for you. For realz. Your tweets come right to my phone phone.. <3 #BellLetsTalk
I've never been skydiving, But I have zoomed in on Google Earth really fast.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Famous Last D&D Words #94 - I pick the lock on the magic shop window.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX87? Moss - IT Crowd
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.
I'm fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
Whenever I get told that I'm Gonna regret that in the morning I sleep in to noon...because I'm a problem solver.
This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? - Portal #videogames
The more difficult something is, the more rewarding it is in the end - Big Fish
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours - Alice in Wonderland
A Fire? At a seaparks? It's the weirdest thing ive ever heard - It Crowd
The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. -Dale Carnegie
When I was your age, video game controllers were hard wired to the console And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
Every tweet is written in two stages. The first is the writing, the second is the surgical removal of punctuation and letters to make it fit
Sorry I missed your facebook event, I was super busy not considering you a friend.
In dreams you lose your heartaches.
I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet.
*makes milkshake* *sadly looks at yard*
You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger. #dnd
Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! #SecretofMoneyIsland #videogames
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. - Willy Wonka
Great business Idea: Minding your own...
People think I'm crazy because I talk to my cat. What am I supposed to do? Just ignore him when he asks me a question?
A woman knows when a man looks into her eyes and sees someone else - The Notebook
There are more stars in the universe than all the brain cells of every human being who ever lived. #ChewOnThat
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Keep calm and Game on. #videogames #geek
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Not sure how long I've been making dinosaur noises but by the looks I'm getting from everyone in the meeting it's been at least 10 minutes.
On nights that I can't sleep, I play #videogames
alone until the morning.
I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
... TWITTERS.... <3 Think some of you need that today :)
Id terrorize the South Seas! I'd torture the living! I'd demolish the er.. What I meant to say was I'd use it to pet kittens #MonkeyIsland
Dungeon Master Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives. #dnd
Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple.
Send... More... Paramedics... The Return of the Living Dead #zombies
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Bad decisions can make good stories.
Lulu: No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew. #FinalFantasy #videogames
Tell a therapist, not Facebook (or Twitter)
You gotta act cool, calm & collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.
Why was the number 10 so scared? Because 7-8-9
I wonder what is worse for your lungs; Smoking, or walking into an Abercrombie store......
Shockingly, I've gained a few alligators by drinking Gatorade. twitter.com/amandablain/st…