Famous Last D&D Words #6 - "I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"
We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
It's my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am? - Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. #Zork #videogames
Famous Last D&D Words #44 - "I mix the potions and drink."
My face when people.... :p
Why call it a building if it's already been built?
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
If spiders ever realize that people are terrified of them, we're screwed.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.
Only a few find the way; some don't recognize it when they do; some don't ever want to - Alice in Wonderland
This... is my boomstick! Army of Darkness
The things you own end up owning you - Fight Club
Yeah... what game was it?
Mission Impossible: Not eating a french fry on the way home from the drive-thru.
Winter is coming. - Eddard Stark - Game Of Thrones
I just earned the 'American Craft Beer Week (2016)' badge on @untappd
! untp.beer/s/b117111373 #ACBW #CraftBeer
Tweeting this from the bathroom because it's the 21st century and that's what we do now.
I've never been skydiving, But I have zoomed in on Google Earth really fast.
The more difficult something is, the more rewarding it is in the end - Big Fish
Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Take your age. Subtract 2. Then add 2. That is your age. #MindBlown
Sarcasm is the body's natural defense to idiots.
Don't say anything online that you wouldn't want plastered on a billboard with your face on it. ~ Erin Bury
Who wants to play a new MOBA with me!??!?! #paragon epicgames.com/paragon/?inter…
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.
Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K. - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!" Jules - Pulp Fiction
Today I wore a wet shirt so a full-body haptic suit could stimulate muscles using electrodes for VR experiences. Future’s gonna be weird
OK. So who else is heading to #e3
Life is too short to remove the USB safely.
I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter Locke #FinalFantasy #videogames
Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! #SecretofMoneyIsland #videogames
The average person laughs 15 times per day. But lol's at least 20 :)
The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
Soooo.. looks like I WILL be going to #e3
after all.... ... if i find a hotel.. :)
I'm always anxious thinking i'm not living my life to the fullest - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
, my social network was called "outside".
Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them. - Adam - Blast from the Past
I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me - #Labyrinth
The average American is now 1.7 episodes behind.
5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies, "Based on a True story."
I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks im beautiful.
is soooo crazzzy!
Do or Do Not There Is No Try. #starwars #geek
Zend Framework.. I hate you more than any code should be hated.. Just be php :'(