You know you were really drunk the night before when you wake up the next day and discover you installed the Yahoo Toolbar.
On a scale from 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?
Words aren't the only thing that tell people what you're thinking. Tifa Lockheart #FinalFantasy #videogames
When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein
A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
So this is happening.... #scotch #whiskey #whisky #pic
I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 3)' badge on @untappd
! untp.beer/s/b102867312 #ibelieveinIPA
I just earned the 'Taste the Music' badge on @untappd
People say that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards, you hear bad things, but worse if you play them forwards, they install windows.
It's-a me, Mario! - Mario Super Mario 64 #videogame
You're a model? The toilet in the background of your pictures looks fabulous.
Yaaaaaawn auto corrects to assassin..... of course it does!
Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. - Portal #videogames
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and end up slipping on it. #videogames
Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions - Donnie Darko
I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
Famous Last D&D Words #14 - "I cast magic missle on the darkness"
Watching TV you're still alone but gaming online you're always among friends. #videogames
....Tea time... and yes these things are delicious... #pic #teatime ift.tt/1oF3hFS
....Tea time... and yes these things are delicious... #pic #teatime
That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen! #monkeyisland #videogames
Don't retweet this! ...unless of course you're awesome.
US uses more steel to create bottle caps than it does to make bodies for cars. Coke anyone?
I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 10)' badge on @untappd
I just earned the 'Brew Traveler (Level 3)' badge on @untappd
That awkward moment when you've already said "what?" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just nod and smile.
Whenever you're feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying.
Never trust a person with only one Facebook picture...
There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that. #dnd #famouslastwords
It is barely 9am back home and I've been on a train already for hours.... #timezones
Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube.
The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one - #Portal2 #videogames
When you look at Twitter's trending topics, it's a lot easier to understand why they have to write "Do Not Eat" on silica gel
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
I find your lack of faith disturbing #geek
History is much cooler... with LightSabers
The world we know is gone, but keeping our humanity? That's a choice. - Dale - The Walking Dead
Blue Wizard is about to die. - Gauntlet II #videogames
This is my story. It'll go the way I want it...or I'll end it here! #Tidus #FinalFantasyX #videogames
If you have an auto DM telling me to follow you on FB.. just so you know... I won't.. and you #fail
Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish I went outside.
Soooooo what's happening?
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 2)' badge on @untappd