Famous Last D&D Words #14 - I cast magic missle on the darkness
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything - Fight Club
War. War never changes. #fallout #videogames
What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.
People don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I love that super cute thing you do where you don't text me back for hours. Adorable.
Famous Last D&D Words #86 - There's no such thing as a bottomless pit. Everybody knows that.
Half a Dozen, because saying "six" was just too difficult.
If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like - Garden State
The mage draws her two handed sword..... We're in trouble. #dnd
Sweet! Another Java update! I bet this is gonna be a good one!
Yes I look at the accident after Ive waited in traffic to pass it, its my turn.
Take heart Internets... You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Gas prices aren't really that bad when you remember that you're essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.
I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
I LOVE FACEBOOK UPDATES. Going to the gym? Awesome! Kids got a new shirt? Rad! Going to sleep? Tell me more......
Most people shed between 50 to 100 hairs every day. The question is, where do they go?
I have 2 Spanish teachers. Dora and Pitbull.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
Klaatu barada nikto - Day the Earth Stood Still (well and Army Of Darkness) :)
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein
Why do cashiers ask you if that's everything... Wouldn't I have asked before I got to the cash?
Your soul-suckin' days are over, amigo! - Bubba Ho-tep
What's your charisma? #dnd
its all fun and games until someone get bit.
Famous Last D&D Words #40 - "What do you mean, my spell expired."
I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers. - Jack Byrnes - Meet the Fockers
Radio Logic: Let's stop our music to tell you about our non-stop music.
Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Naps are tricky, you either wake up refreshed and relaxed, or you have a headache, dry throat, and no idea what year you're in.
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny
Love is no game for the weak
You know it's cold, when you go outside and it's cold.
*Room gets quiet* Stomach: I shall now play you the song of my people.
If you don?t do stupid things while you?re young, you?ll have nothing to smile about when your older.
I was just bitten by a non-radioactive spider and gained the power to scratch the bite repeatedly and whine about it.
You know you're amazing when people you don't even know hate you.
My Master Muriel skin sure is pretty... Now where are all the Master monolith ADC at? :) #paragon #moba #monolith
its allll mostttt santa time!
Snails can sleep for up to 3 years.
The art of being a hero is knowing when you don't need to be one anymore - Watchmen
Prozac was launched in 1988... and the world has not been the same since :P
My friend said to me: "Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?" ....I said,"It's a long story.."
Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. - Portal #videogames
That's a big Twinkie. Ghostbustsers
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Shall we play a game? WarGames
Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm going to give it my best shot - Zoolander