My life's paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
If i swallow magnets will I become attractive?
I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks im beautiful.
Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard
We are men of action; lies do not become us. - Princess Bride
The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods. - Cersei #gameofthrones
It's-a me, Mario! - Super Mario 64 #videogames
Anyone else have that moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..?
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow. - Varys #
Not to know is bad; not to wish to know is worse.
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked? - Dustin #strangerThings
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Reservoir Dogs
Sales and engineering are the two pillers of the conjoint triangles of success. #SiliconValley
Who doesn't just love sleep?? You forget about pain, problems, stress,... you forget everything for a while.
Famous Last D&D Words #3 - Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
I only check my Voicemail to get rid of that little icon in the screen.
We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2 #videogames
The most frequently stolen food is cheese.
Four out of five people over 100 years old are women. #girlpower
What do you get from a pampered cow? ....................................................Spoiled milk #badumtiss
Your Skill in Reading has increased by 1 point. #rpg
OK.... Who's going to #sxsw2017 #SXSWInteractive #SXSW
Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had. Lestat - Interview with the Vampire
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune.
If we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
Without suffering there would be no compassion - A Walk to Remember
Hooli isn't just about software. Hooli... Hooli is about people. - #Siliconvalley
Oh, my sweet summer child! What do you know about fear? Fear is for the winter, when the snows fall. - Old Nan #GOT
When I was a kid, I hated going to bed. Now I cherish every hour of sleep.
Famous Last D&D Words #44 - I mix the potions and drink.
Please, just a few coins #AssassinsCreed #videogames
50% of something is better than 100% of nothing - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
All the hot singles in my area want to meet me! Probably because of all the free iPads I've won.
Time is a precious thing. Never waste it - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
You were almost a Jill sandwich! #residentevil #videogames
You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!.. Maybe. But not today. Indiana Jones
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit
The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret. Peg - Edward Scissorhands
Networking is developing relationship. Helping out others. Making friends. It's that simple.
Do you have a license to drive a car down the steps? - Jack brown - The Toy
I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.
People change. Feelings change. It doesn't mean that the love once shared wasn't true and real - 500 Days of Summer
Oota goota, solo? #starwars #geek
You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.� Dr Seuss
Wakka: Those sand-blasted grease monkeys! #FinalFantasy #videogames
The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'.
Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.
Every human being has an impact on another - Patch Adams