This guys got his shit together
Why blind people be walking their dogs all the time
When Grandpa says he's going caroling, it usually means sex with Carol, a prostitute.
People really piss me the fuck off
You change for two reasons. Either you learn enough that you want to or you've been hurt enough that you have to.
I never realized how bad I hated my brown hair
Steve Harvey for the next few weeks
Steve Harvey should host the Oscars, maybe Leonardo DiCaprio will win one.
RIP Steve Harvey. January 17, 1957- December 20, 2015. He ain't really dead y'all just won't let him live after this
I really don't like eating dinner by myself at the dinner table
"what the FUCK WE ALMOSY DIED OUT THERE"