Shopping with a boy = death.
Yes, I am kissing a shrunken human head. Welcome to Ripley's.
Shopping with my MOOSH MAMA @olgakay
MY SPECIAL GUEST HAS ARRIVED! @olgakay
SO EXCITED FOR MY SPECIAL SURPRISE GUEST TO ARRIVE!!!
I still need to see the Carfax.
In mah home state, y’all #GA
Happy birthday @WeTheDan
!!! You bros are the best :)
“Anybody’s hot from far away.”
I consider myself to be a strictly non-violent person; however, if I see you litter, I will punch you directly in the mouth.
FUNSHINE WHO’S READY TO ROCK!!! Wait is that supposed to be a question or…?
Pensive kitteh @nerdrockjosh
So excited for the boys! If u havent already u should download their new song! Only 19 spots until top 10! itun.es/i6x98G5
the year 4 montage is finally up youtu.be/BYALJsVCq50
rewatching it, it's crazy all this stuff happens in just a year!! here's to year 5!
Paul Rudd on Parks & Rec?!?! YES.
Kristen Wiig should do a sketch on SNL about being a wig salesperson #KristensWigs
YEAR FIVE BEGINS TOMORROW. Holy banana hammock… we’ve been at this for so long! And you awesome people are still here :D
At the Apple Store getting Charles’ baby taken care of. Poor lappy toppy…
No, I am not pregnant. Yes, my vag is ok #youdidntneedtohearthat
So this should be fun...
Now the anchor is whining about how their press conference is “bouncing between French and English” DO YOU KNOW WHAT CANADA EVEN IS?!
Dude. I’m gonna rip out my hair. Forced to watch Fox News in my doctor’s waiting room. They just said Canadians are “bad at television”.
I love falling asleep while it’s raining. So peaceful :)
Marathon in 3:29:37 - awesome! :-) Marathontraining with CTFxCinema was a success :-) pic.twitter.com/Zk9jcJ4Gft
I LOVE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW. I also love Grandma's Boy.
So glad to know that our brave men and women stood up to the task and captured that lunatic. Go grab yourselves a beer, Boston!
Shushi wif me ma @laurenspeed
Okay whoa whoa whoa, guys. I’m going to the ballet as a SPECTATOR. Not as a dancetator. I like taters.
I am SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT! I’m goin to the ballet, y’all.
This is fucking insane. Boston people PLEASE BE SAFE AND STAY INDOORS.
After the first few episodes of Parks and Recreation, I wasn’t sure I would keep watching. I am now ridiculously committed (obsessed).
I hate when people tweet about what they hate. Oh wait…
High heels are THE most confusing part of my wardrobe. They are uncomfortable and impractical, but my god do I love them like no other.
Mother/daughter Duck Face.
CNN news anchor said “We’ve seen secondary… third… dary…” you mean tertiary? Come on, newsman.
Dude WHAT?! A bomb at the Boston Marathon? What the hell, man. What. The. Hell.
Someone in my Instagram comments thinks I’m part of the illuminati. After I look it up in more detail, I’ll get back to you #MeAndBeyonce
I seriously love and appreciate you guys so much. You act as friends, therapists, family, classmates, fellow tubers & all-around badasses.
Vlog will be a little short today, y’all. It’s been a rough week!
I don’t know what my life would be like if Archer did not exist. Probably the same - except I would never learn how to be a cool asshole.
This girl amazes me - she dedicates her life to helping others with something many of us don't think twice about youtube.com/watch?v=QNvZf7…
Margaritas = excellent. Morning after margaritas = so not excellent.
Oh man. I’m gonna have to dig deep to make it through today lol it’s not even noon and already things are all kinds of effed up! Grrr
JUST PASSED 700K ON CTFxC!!! Ok guys just stop I’m gonna cry.