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omg I forgot how cute they all used to be!
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@daboredazn Girl, I see you reading this tweet on your phone. Take a second to text REDCROSS to 90999 to help Oklahoma tornado victims.
And I swear that was my last hockey tweet.......... For tonight.
#gowings The Black Hawks were acting like a bunch of spoiled little kids throwing a tantrum towards the end of that game.
Wings win!! Woohoo 3-1
#redwings Welcome to Detroit City, mother fuckers
Omg that was pure magic I swear!! 3-1
#gowings If I see one more check from behind by the Blackhawks, I will burn down the city of Chicago (*Won't actually burn down city of Chicago)
So no call on a blatantly awful penalty on Franzen and a goal? That's pretty cool NHL.
That was bullshit the whistle should have been blown!
When it rains,,, it keeps raining!!!!lololol!! WINGS!!!!
Hahah omg that was amazing!!! 2-0 wings!!
#gowings Oh you don't like hockey?
get the fuck out of my house!
I got a bunch of awesome people with me watching the game.
#gowings I wish I were a spider so I could weave a beautiful web & capture any who dared to enter my territory. *shrugs* Instead, I have these boobs.
It's so
#humid outside. I hate it. 😡😡😡
Sorry people with Bible verses in their bio, but I have to block you. It's for your own good. Lets just call it loving my neighbor 'n shit.
Ahhh I can't wait for this weekend.
Things you hear only in Hockeytown, "Have you tossed an octopus today?"
#OctopiHockeytown pic.twitter.com/Fl5ObwdcYO It's so hot outside. I'm really more of a winter person.
Me: I love
@danieltosh
???: Me to. I want to tickle him.
Hahah
Alcohol: "Turning childhood friends into awkward hook ups."
Ask yourself, if you died today, what kind of weird shit would people find on your web browser?
I tend to find comfort in the things that go bump in the night.
Virgins give birth,snakes talk,& some dude can walk on water and come back from the dead. But 2 guys being in love is "unnatural"?
#Logic 😱
Yeah, if you subtweet I don't care who it is about I am going to reply to it as if it was directed right at me!
#yolo #ThugLife Sitting at the dinner table listening to my two brothers talking about guns and junk
#normal #family #convo Me: Omg it's hotter than Satan's ball sacs out there.
Family: o.0
Me: what??
Henrik Zetterberg on how
#RedWings Swedes feel about Swiss teammate Damien Brunner: "Today, we're enemies."
Sober me is kick ass.
Drunk me is kick ass, but with stagger.
Shit, I mean swagger, swagger!
yeah, I'm just in a "fuck everyone,leave me alone" kind of mood *tonight.
*always
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR: ..19. 19 THUMBTACKS pinned in Diane's left arm...
Me:
HR:
Me: ..she touched my desk
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me: *sips juice box*
To all those who thought the wings would get swept by the hawks.
#ithinknot #feelit #gowings WOOHOO WINGS WIN! 4-1
#gowings Awwww yeah just got tickets to go see Backstreet Boys and Jesse McCartney with
@daboredazn
#Excited BREAKING: Same sex marriage is now legal in France after President Francois Hollande signs marriage equality bill into law
Ok, I'm home time to go to sleep. Good night twitterverse!
@DetroitRedWings I wish ken Daniels and Mickey Redmond would commentate my life... LOL
I got bored and did my nails. #Tiffany #blue #white #nails #nailart #cute #nailpolish #diamond #heart #stripes #glitter #cute #adorable
How the fuck you gunna say kids cant draw with chalk on the building? Graffiti .. Really? Its fucking chalk.
Every time I try to read this gigantic beast decides to throw himself on top of me.
#beast pic.twitter.com/wtdExCYA3N Honestly, my tan is just liquified Cheetos sprayed over my body.
Yeah, I'm orange but damn do I smell delicious.
ahhhh why am I awake?!?!?
It's now drunk thirty....
"Are you addicted to hockey?"
⚪ yes
⚪ no
🔘 bitch i might be
About to get my Gatsby on with
@daboredazn
#awwwyeah The How I Met Your Mother season finale said nothing about Robin goin' off to help the avengers.
WE NEED CLOSURE COME ON
Omnom apples! #macbook #decal #macbookpro #apple #mac #zombie #disney #awesome #cute #snowwhite #undead #snow #white #epic