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Went on a bit of a shopping spree at @sephora. πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ #vibrouge #year3 #mua
Pumpkins!!! #halloween2k15
Raw vegan key lime tart. It's amazing!
Everyone on the internet thinks they could be a better dino supervisor - BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time
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Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock? *Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times* Me: OH MY
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Whoa whoa whoa nobody told me that after this bikini body boot camp workout I'd be deployed to the bikini body war
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First attempt at making cauliflower pizza. 😝 It turned out so good! #cauliflowerpizza
I'd pay good money to see an "Oh, Yeah" contest between Macho Man Randy Savage & The Kool-Aid Man
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Haha the struggle is real!
You're never too old for a princess birthday cake! πŸ‘ΈπŸ½ #22 #birthday #imaprincess πŸ˜†
Idk about you but I'm feeling 22! #22 #birthday
Not my best but not bad. XD πŸ”«@WaltherFirearmss#ppqq#9mmmO
On a scale of 1 to successfully folding a fitted sheet, what's your sorcery level? Negative 2 here
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I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too.
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My brain function: 75% - song lyrics & movie quotes 24% - random stuff from 20 yrs ago .05% - what I ate for breakfast yesterday .05% - huh
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Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?
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Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking into spiderwebs. P.S. if you see me at a One Direction concert Saturday, that's not me.
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I can't do this anymore. I'm outta here.. ..until next week. Hah. Gotcha. Don't you forget about me.
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Haha #tbt to my first FX makeup that I did in high school on my friend Steph. My skills have definitely improved since then XD #fxmakeup #specialeffects #startedfromthebottom
Best pizza I've had in awhile #Detroit
Nice kitty! #Detroit #comerica #DetroitTigers
Capuchin Souper Summer Celebration fireworks.
It's so pretty 😍 #macbookpro
My Friday night consists of Game of Thrones, tacos and a unicorn onesie. I'm not mad.
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So, this is what raw almonds look like. #themoreyouknow
Damn! I really wanted to pet a raptor! @prattprattpratt
Got some new goodies from @tartecosmetics. Update: I am seriously impressed with the Amazonian clay foundation it makes your skin look absolutely flawless, it stays on all day, it's oil free, and it feels amazing on. I might be in love 😍 #makeup #tartecosmetics #parkaveprincess
I heard white suburban moms just snort Starbucks coffee grounds that they bought from Target Is this true?
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DOMO!! #gogreen #michiganstate #msu #spartans Shout out to @spartyonjoe for getting me this amazing beast! #thankyou
Omnomnom #MSU #pizza #Spartans #gogreen
Oh fer crissakes it's a hi in a DM, not a fucking marriage proposal voodoo hex
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Laundry CAN be fun, when they forget to empty their pockets. I just earned $12.43 a friendship bracelet & a Lego Batman All mine SUUCKAS!
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I like to think I'm funny. πŸ˜† #himym #nph #legendary
frogs are bullshit. theyre just fucked up fish. i dont believe in frogs zookeeper: sir no ones asking you to believe just put the gun down
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I may have gone on a bit of a spree. πŸ’Έ #helpme#clarisonic#mia3#mac#bobbibrown#brave#purity#philosophy#sephora#haul#vibrouge
@l_dizzle123 I regret nothing!! #foodporn#datenight#yummy#drinks#noodles#sushi#cake
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Ahhhh this is seriously amazing! Thank you so much @jb_shadowninja for the dairy milk Oreo bars!! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜†
Ahhh this is seriously amazing and I think I might have enough candy to last me a life time!! Lol Thanks Matty! πŸ’πŸ­πŸ¬πŸ« #candyjar
Green and white cocktail. Way to go Spartans! #finalfourbound#msu#gogreen#spartans πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
This is seriously amazing! #thankyou #rolex #perfume
Ohhh fancy candy! #Rolex #candy #chocolate
Listen, plan on washing your face the same as you always do, even as a serial killer. Just saying.
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