omg I forgot how cute they all used to be! youtube.com/watch?v=6M6sam…
Girl, I see you reading this tweet on your phone. Take a second to text REDCROSS to 90999 to help Oklahoma tornado victims.
And I swear that was my last hockey tweet.......... For tonight.
The Black Hawks were acting like a bunch of spoiled little kids throwing a tantrum towards the end of that game.
Wings win!! Woohoo 3-1
Welcome to Detroit City, mother fuckers
Omg that was pure magic I swear!! 3-1 #gowings
If I see one more check from behind by the Blackhawks, I will burn down the city of Chicago (*Won't actually burn down city of Chicago)
So no call on a blatantly awful penalty on Franzen and a goal? That's pretty cool NHL.
That was bullshit the whistle should have been blown!
When it rains,,, it keeps raining!!!!lololol!! WINGS!!!!
Hahah omg that was amazing!!! 2-0 wings!! #gowings
Oh you don't like hockey?
get the fuck out of my house!
I got a bunch of awesome people with me watching the game.
I wish I were a spider so I could weave a beautiful web & capture any who dared to enter my territory. *shrugs* Instead, I have these boobs.
It's so #humid
outside. I hate it. 😡😡😡
Sorry people with Bible verses in their bio, but I have to block you. It's for your own good. Lets just call it loving my neighbor 'n shit.
Ahhh I can't wait for this weekend.
Things you hear only in Hockeytown, "Have you tossed an octopus today?" #OctopiHockeytown pic.twitter.com/Fl5ObwdcYO
It's so hot outside. I'm really more of a winter person.
Me: I love @danieltosh
???: Me to. I want to tickle him.
Alcohol: "Turning childhood friends into awkward hook ups."
Ask yourself, if you died today, what kind of weird shit would people find on your web browser?
I tend to find comfort in the things that go bump in the night.
Virgins give birth,snakes talk,& some dude can walk on water and come back from the dead. But 2 guys being in love is "unnatural"?
Yeah, if you subtweet I don't care who it is about I am going to reply to it as if it was directed right at me! #yolo #ThugLife
Sitting at the dinner table listening to my two brothers talking about guns and junk
#normal #family #convo
Me: Omg it's hotter than Satan's ball sacs out there.
Henrik Zetterberg on how #RedWings
Swedes feel about Swiss teammate Damien Brunner: "Today, we're enemies."
Sober me is kick ass.
Drunk me is kick ass, but with stagger.
Shit, I mean swagger, swagger!
yeah, I'm just in a "fuck everyone,leave me alone" kind of mood *tonight.
HR: ..19. 19 THUMBTACKS pinned in Diane's left arm...
Me: ..she touched my desk
Me: *sips juice box*
To all those who thought the wings would get swept by the hawks. #ithinknot #feelit #gowings
WOOHOO WINGS WIN! 4-1
Awwww yeah just got tickets to go see Backstreet Boys and Jesse McCartney with @daboredazn
BREAKING: Same sex marriage is now legal in France after President Francois Hollande signs marriage equality bill into law
Ok, I'm home time to go to sleep. Good night twitterverse!
I wish ken Daniels and Mickey Redmond would commentate my life... LOL
I got bored and did my nails. #Tiffany #blue #white #nails #nailart #cute #nailpolish #diamond #heart #stripes #glitter #cute #adorable
How the fuck you gunna say kids cant draw with chalk on the building? Graffiti .. Really? Its fucking chalk.
Every time I try to read this gigantic beast decides to throw himself on top of me.
Honestly, my tan is just liquified Cheetos sprayed over my body.
Yeah, I'm orange but damn do I smell delicious.
ahhhh why am I awake?!?!?
It's now drunk thirty....
"Are you addicted to hockey?"
🔘 bitch i might be
About to get my Gatsby on with @daboredazn
The How I Met Your Mother season finale said nothing about Robin goin' off to help the avengers.
WE NEED CLOSURE COME ON
Omnom apples! #macbook #decal #macbookpro #apple #mac #zombie #disney #awesome #cute #snowwhite #undead #snow #white #epic