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Alixandra
It's so pretty 😍 #macbookpro
My Friday night consists of Game of Thrones, tacos and a unicorn onesie. I'm not mad.
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So, this is what raw almonds look like. #themoreyouknow
Damn! I really wanted to pet a raptor! @prattprattpratt
Got some new goodies from @tartecosmetics. Update: I am seriously impressed with the Amazonian clay foundation it makes your skin look absolutely flawless, it stays on all day, it's oil free, and it feels amazing on. I might be in love 😍 #makeup #tartecosmetics #parkaveprincess
I heard white suburban moms just snort Starbucks coffee grounds that they bought from Target Is this true?
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DOMO!! #gogreen #michiganstate #msu #spartans Shout out to @spartyonjoe for getting me this amazing beast! #thankyou
Omnomnom #MSU #pizza #Spartans #gogreen
Oh fer crissakes it's a hi in a DM, not a fucking marriage proposal voodoo hex
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Laundry CAN be fun, when they forget to empty their pockets. I just earned $12.43 a friendship bracelet & a Lego Batman All mine SUUCKAS!
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I like to think I'm funny. πŸ˜† #himym #nph #legendary
frogs are bullshit. theyre just fucked up fish. i dont believe in frogs zookeeper: sir no ones asking you to believe just put the gun down
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I may have gone on a bit of a spree. πŸ’Έ #helpme#clarisonic#mia3#mac#bobbibrown#brave#purity#philosophy#sephora#haul#vibrouge
@l_dizzle123 I regret nothing!! #foodporn#datenight#yummy#drinks#noodles#sushi#cake
WARNING: MELTDOWN IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Ahhhh this is seriously amazing! Thank you so much @jb_shadowninja for the dairy milk Oreo bars!! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜†
Ahhh this is seriously amazing and I think I might have enough candy to last me a life time!! Lol Thanks Matty! πŸ’πŸ­πŸ¬πŸ« #candyjar
Green and white cocktail. Way to go Spartans! #finalfourbound#msu#gogreen#spartans πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
This is seriously amazing! #thankyou #rolex #perfume
Ohhh fancy candy! #Rolex #candy #chocolate
Listen, plan on washing your face the same as you always do, even as a serial killer. Just saying.
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How many more g’s do you need, Gregg? HOW MANY??? *violently shakes Gregg* *g’s fall from his pockets*
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Looking for a part-time job. Preferably on the weekends or weeknights. Technology-driven with activities including alcohol, food, and couch.
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All primary colors are racist. There, I said it.
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These are seriously good. 😍
For my woman Twitter friends that don't get told it every day, you are beautiful and make me smile!
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I took the forbidden fruit and made a smoothie with it.
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Ok, let's do this! *Update: this game is evil and my mouth is on fireπŸ”₯* #terrified#doritos#roulette#spicy
Guys seriously go checkout @viiviipuff she's an amazing artist and she has pretty awesome hair XD #art #amazing #artist #fucking#love#her
The only "B" word you should call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.
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I just parked like such a dick I thought about keying my own car.
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I silently mouth the words "what the fuck?" at least 20 times a day.
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'Hey wind! Blow me' *slaps knee
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Monday? Nah,it's always the weekend when you have no job, no goals, no motivation, no life, no home, no couch.. Where was I going with this?
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The thing I like about twitter? It's simple. We all understand each other. It's a whole other world in here, fucked up and beautiful..
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Pants. Because you hate yourself..
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There are two types of people in this world, people who eat donuts in moderation, and me.
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Just saw that Chicago is the binge-drinking Capitol of America so something new to make me proud.
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Tropical ombrΓ© nails! #diy #nailedit #ombre #nailart #nails
If you're a guy & I RT you, I wanna bang you. If you're a girl & I RT you, one of the guys I RT wants to bang you & I'm helping him.
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The cop asked "where you headed?" I was like "Dude I don't even know where I'm at"
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i dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand
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Staying off twitter is harder than eating water with chopsticks.
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Just put nicotine in coffee and be done with it.
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Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40’s.
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Twitter is like having access to everyone's diary who does acid.
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