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Went on a bit of a shopping spree at @sephora. 💸💸💸💸💸 #vibrouge #year3 #mua
Raw vegan key lime tart. It's amazing!
Everyone on the internet thinks they could be a better dino supervisor - BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. youtu.be/8viBPFLcdnM
I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time
Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock?
*Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times*
Me: OH MY
Whoa whoa whoa nobody told me that after this bikini body boot camp workout I'd be deployed to the bikini body war
First attempt at making cauliflower pizza. 😝 It turned out so good! #cauliflowerpizza
I'd pay good money to see an "Oh, Yeah" contest between Macho Man Randy Savage & The Kool-Aid Man
Haha the struggle is real!
You're never too old for a princess birthday cake! 👸🏽
#22 #birthday #imaprincess 😆
Idk about you but I'm feeling 22! #22 #birthday
Not my best but not bad. XD 🔫@WaltherFirearms
On a scale of 1 to successfully folding a fitted sheet,
what's your sorcery level?
Negative 2 here
I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too.
My brain function:
75% - song lyrics & movie quotes
24% - random stuff from 20 yrs ago
.05% - what I ate for breakfast yesterday
.05% - huh
Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now!
Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?
Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking into spiderwebs.
P.S. if you see me at a One Direction concert Saturday, that's not me.
I can't do this anymore. I'm outta here..
..until next week. Hah. Gotcha.
Don't you forget about me.
Haha #tbt to my first FX makeup that I did in high school on my friend Steph. My skills have definitely improved since then XD
#fxmakeup #specialeffects #startedfromthebottom
Best pizza I've had in awhile #Detroit
Nice kitty! #Detroit #comerica #DetroitTigers
Capuchin Souper Summer Celebration fireworks.
It's so pretty 😍 #macbookpro
My Friday night consists of Game of Thrones, tacos and a unicorn onesie. I'm not mad.
So, this is what raw almonds look like. #themoreyouknow
Damn! I really wanted to pet a raptor! @prattprattpratt
Got some new goodies from @tartecosmetics.
Update: I am seriously impressed with the Amazonian clay foundation it makes your skin look absolutely flawless, it stays on all day, it's oil free, and it feels amazing on. I might be in love 😍
#makeup #tartecosmetics #parkaveprincess
I heard white suburban moms just snort Starbucks coffee grounds that they bought from Target
Is this true?
DOMO!! #gogreen #michiganstate #msu #spartans Shout out to @spartyonjoe for getting me this amazing beast! #thankyou
#MSU #pizza #Spartans #gogreen
Oh fer crissakes it's a hi in a DM, not a fucking marriage proposal voodoo hex
Laundry CAN be fun, when they forget to empty their pockets. I just earned
a friendship bracelet &
a Lego Batman
All mine SUUCKAS!
I like to think I'm funny. 😆
#himym #nph #legendary
frogs are bullshit. theyre just fucked up fish. i dont believe in frogs
zookeeper: sir no ones asking you to believe just put the gun down
I may have gone on a bit of a spree. 💸 #helpme#clarisonic#mia3#mac#bobbibrown#brave#purity#philosophy#sephora#haul#vibrouge
@l_dizzle123 I regret nothing!! #foodporn#datenight#yummy#drinks#noodles#sushi#cake
WARNING: MELTDOWN IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ahhhh this is seriously amazing! Thank you so much @jb_shadowninja for the dairy milk Oreo bars!! 😘😍😆
Ahhh this is seriously amazing and I think I might have enough candy to last me a life time!! Lol Thanks Matty! 🍒🍭🍬🍫 #candyjar
Green and white cocktail. Way to go Spartans!
This is seriously amazing! #thankyou #rolex #perfume
Ohhh fancy candy! #Rolex #candy #chocolate
Listen, plan on washing your face the same as you always do, even as a serial killer. Just saying.