"Get in loser we're going to the park." #meangirls #Koda #husky
Winter is coming.
#gameofthrones #direwolf #husky #Koda
If someone invites you to their immaculate, tidy home and says "sorry about the mess", run. They have killed before and they will kill again
Daddy long legs...how is that a real name for an insect
would 100% go to a gym class called "Training for the Hunger Games"
Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.
Cute little cupcake chocolates! #thanksgiving #sweets
Most people daydream about exotic places or becoming famous and here I am thinking about napping in my car.
Your bunny is safe. It's you I'm going to slowly bring to a boil.
Him: I was hoping you'd forget about that.
Me: That's funny. I'm a woman.
I block at the drop of an @.
Gotta stuff all of my feelings into this turkey.
You're like if a straight to video movie was a person.
Netflix and check his bank statements first.
Your words say you can't stand me but I'm still getting a "grab my tits" vibe.
never give up on your dreams
u unfollow me because ur afraid of falling in love with me, i know
So you don't add pasta to your salads...
What the HELL is wrong with you?!?!
Went on a bit of a shopping spree at @sephora. 💸💸💸💸💸 #vibrouge #year3 #mua
Raw vegan key lime tart. It's amazing!
Everyone on the internet thinks they could be a better dino supervisor - BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. youtu.be/8viBPFLcdnM
I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time
Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock?
*Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times*
Me: OH MY
Whoa whoa whoa nobody told me that after this bikini body boot camp workout I'd be deployed to the bikini body war
First attempt at making cauliflower pizza. 😝 It turned out so good! #cauliflowerpizza
I'd pay good money to see an "Oh, Yeah" contest between Macho Man Randy Savage & The Kool-Aid Man
Haha the struggle is real!
You're never too old for a princess birthday cake! 👸🏽
#22 #birthday #imaprincess 😆
Idk about you but I'm feeling 22! #22 #birthday
Not my best but not bad. XD 🔫@WaltherFirearms
On a scale of 1 to successfully folding a fitted sheet,
what's your sorcery level?
Negative 2 here
I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too.
My brain function:
75% - song lyrics & movie quotes
24% - random stuff from 20 yrs ago
.05% - what I ate for breakfast yesterday
.05% - huh
Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now!
Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?
Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking into spiderwebs.
P.S. if you see me at a One Direction concert Saturday, that's not me.
I can't do this anymore. I'm outta here..
..until next week. Hah. Gotcha.
Don't you forget about me.
Haha #tbt to my first FX makeup that I did in high school on my friend Steph. My skills have definitely improved since then XD
#fxmakeup #specialeffects #startedfromthebottom
Best pizza I've had in awhile #Detroit
Nice kitty! #Detroit #comerica #DetroitTigers
Capuchin Souper Summer Celebration fireworks.
It's so pretty 😍 #macbookpro
My Friday night consists of Game of Thrones, tacos and a unicorn onesie. I'm not mad.
So, this is what raw almonds look like. #themoreyouknow
Damn! I really wanted to pet a raptor! @prattprattpratt
Got some new goodies from @tartecosmetics.
Update: I am seriously impressed with the Amazonian clay foundation it makes your skin look absolutely flawless, it stays on all day, it's oil free, and it feels amazing on. I might be in love 😍
#makeup #tartecosmetics #parkaveprincess
I heard white suburban moms just snort Starbucks coffee grounds that they bought from Target
Is this true?