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Ali Asadian
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Download a Bear! Browse like you're in another country! @theTunnelBear
Download a Bear! Browse like you're in another country! @theTunnelBear
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Fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat! Retwete fi yuo aer smrat
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#dope #pals #me #instadaily #instagood #persianboy #dench #peaceout
4 out of 5 men prefer a woman with a big ass. The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys.
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i can't think of anything to tweet my bra is too tight i can't breathe bye
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People being tickled in a movie: *Soft giggle* "Stop it!" Me being tickled: "I will shit on everything you love!"
I'm feeling lazier than the guy who came up with the Japanese flag.
sharif is telling me the story of his first masturbation it is almost 7am i need new friends
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skype: ali.asadian96
How Dinosaur extinction REALLY happened: *Sees Noah's Ark leaving* Dinosaur: FUCK! That was today!?
That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there are chips inside.
Happy birthday bro #bestoftheday #instagood #dubai #wildwadi #birthday #instadaily #photooftheday
Mmmm fridays steak is truly amazing
Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed' not 'dorito raped'
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@WiIIFerrelI: That awkward moment when you are in super deep thought then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring straight at someone.”
Bitches be trippin - Ghetto wet floor sign
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Nuns in wheelchairs = Virgin mobile.
loving my new ATR2500