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4 out of 5 men prefer a woman with a big ass. The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys.
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i can't think of anything to tweet my bra is too tight i can't breathe bye
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People being tickled in a movie: *Soft giggle* "Stop it!" Me being tickled: "I will shit on everything you love!"
I'm feeling lazier than the guy who came up with the Japanese flag.
sharif is telling me the story of his first masturbation it is almost 7am i need new friends
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skype: ali.asadian96
How Dinosaur extinction REALLY happened: *Sees Noah's Ark leaving* Dinosaur: FUCK! That was today!?
That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there are chips inside.
Mmmm fridays steak is truly amazing
Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed' not 'dorito raped'
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@WiIIFerrelI: That awkward moment when you are in super deep thought then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring straight at someone.”
Bitches be trippin - Ghetto wet floor sign
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Nuns in wheelchairs = Virgin mobile.
loving my new ATR2500
I like to let water run down my arm so it looks like i shoot water out of my finger tip #swag
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Congrats to @HassanRouhani as the new president of the Islamic Republic Of Iran.
I get awkward when someone complements me and I don't know what to say. Them: You look Good today. Me: Happy Birthday.
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That awesome feeling you get when your amazon order status changes from "shipping" to "shipped" <3
What does a religious mouse pray to? Cheeses.
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Swimming sesh with the bud
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Friend: whats a good movie. Me: snakes on a plane. Friend: whats it about . Me: horses... horses on a boat.
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Snapchat: Ali_Asadian
How do five gay guys walk? In One Direction.
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That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a stranger more than once.
Don't text me if you're gonna take 10 fucking years to text back.
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ASIAN PREGNANCY TEST: Put an unsolved Rubik's cube into her vagina. If it comes out solved, she is pregnant.
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Qatar thank you so much for ur great hospitality, not sending us a pick up bus was a great way to show ur anger #QatarIsALooser 1-0
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If I were paid 1$ for every hour I waste on the internet, I'd be on the cover of forbes by now.
Iran vs Qatar! Woooo go IRAN!
Thats it today im studying hardcore.....5mins later......youtube.
I wish there was background music in real life
Trying to keep my eyes open to revise ICT #GCSE
why did i just tweet about my vagina when half of my school follows me *adele voice* regrets and mistakes they are memories made
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why do i even bother shaving my vagina not like anyones gonna be exploring that jungle anytime soon
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#SAT tomorrow good luck people
MY hundredth tweet. I'd like to thank my mom and all of my fans. couldnt have done it with out you :D
If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money sry not sry
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