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I saw a woman with a Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt that said "Yes they're fake, My real ones tried to kill me!"
The awkward moment when you check the price tag & sadly, you walk away.
#FacebookWaliAwam yes made a new account. Lets hide all bachiss from friends.
#FacebookWaliAwam thinks that twitter has burger bachy/bachian
The awkward moment when you check the price tag & sadly, you walk away.
I saw a woman with a Breast Cancer Awareness t-shirt that said "Yes they're fake, My real ones tried to kill me!"
Yahoo will purchase Tumblr for $1.1 billion according to WSJ repor
Some girls learn english only for twitter lol...
Imran khan is kutty ka pila .. Said by altaf baji
Lahori larki cute ha.... Jub tak wo MUTE ha..... :p
Fact aa g
is like a can of pringles, once u pop, u cant stop.
I Hate when my friend takes out their phone and starts texting right while I`m talking to them.
"No one can change a person, but someone can be a person`s reason to change"
"Mom, I`m going out" "With friends?" "No mom, with terrorists" lol :p
Isn`t it weird how fairies are always females and the demons always male??
Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong.
When i was in school.I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.
Imagine waking up. . . as a baby, and your whole life was just a dream!
Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
With great power comes a great electric bill :p
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?? You gotta be kidding!
Mistakes occur and that’s life. But repeating the same mistake over and over again? That’s stupidity.
"Can I see your phone?" "Uhh, hang on second" *delete delete delete* "Ok. Sure. Here you go"
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;-)
Emotionally, I’m done. Mentally, I’m drained. Spiritually, I`m dead & yet physically, I smile.
is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
Just because you can live without someone, doesn’t mean you enjoy it.
Don`t bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up... I will lick you.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had birthdays...
Dear Phone, i`m sorry for dropping you, yelling at you, forgetting to charge you, and throwing you. Love, Carless User.
Your intelligence is my Common sense! :)
Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.
That funny moment when laughter`s funnier than the joke :-D
I have a disease. Its called awesomeness. but don`t worry it`s not contagious!
LIKE IF: Throwing your phone in anger... then checking if its still ok.
Respect your parents. They made it through high school without google or wikipedia.
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future.
Why favourite the tweet when there is retweet option 😁
I love that person who retweet my tweets ❤❤❤
On the phone with mom: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. Alright. Yes. I will. Alright. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Alright. Yes I did. I love you too Bye
Everyone is not going to like you, just make sure the right ones do! ♥
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
I don`t understand why people need drugs, when there`s food.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.
The awkward moment when you click on "send" and then realize you didnt send it to the right person.
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
A quote is the closest thing to letting her know how you really feel about her.