I absolutely have to go on a hiking trip with lucy before the summer atmosphere is gone for 3 seasons
I did this little experiment where I went to class high everyday last week & then went sober all this week.
Let's just float away. The higher the better.
This random lady musta seen my last post cuz she just gave me an umbrella. & it's sunny now lmao
Glad I wore swim trunks to campus today considering I'm soaked #YoGimmeDatUmbrellaHoe
Confirmed wormtail sighting in noblesville. He is riding a children's bicycle #run #beware #harrypotter
They're building a new t bell 5 ft over from the one they just demolished. *sigh of relief *
There's not a pigs chance in a piranha pond
My mum and sister have this grand scheme to get ANOTHER puppy despite the fact @Zen_Haiti
and I just brought one back last weekend.
Destroying someone else's life isn't the best revenge. Living your own to the fullest is. #Oola
The breakdown in super bass is like an eternal orgasm or somethin it just never gets old.
The career counselor keeps pressuring me to choose a major and I was like "hippie studies" . lmao y u mad tho
Something to ponder as you fall asleep. night twatter pic.twitter.com/lgEpqWfAEE
Finally got my @melakneemarshell fix after 3 month. & Yes I just compared you to a drug. luv ya
Took the first math test of the year drunk/hungover without a calculator #success
The best new loko flava award goes too: pic.twitter.com/haDTqgElDX
I feel like I've traveled back in time to a magic 90's movie. Cleveland is somethin special. Let's get drunk
Lake Erie :)
Cowboy got himself a gurl fraannnd pic.twitter.com/ebLVZVBZbw
OMFG ITS SEPTMEBER 5 DOLLA FOOTLONGS ALL MONTH AAHHHHAHGDJSKAMX DJAKSB
4 miles later n shade never felt so good
: I miss @alexxx_reed
😞 come back to me baby." I need you in my life again bish gimme them digits
I almost never stray from the path of peace, but if I have to ask you "is that a threat?" be careful whatchu say back
: Squiger pic.twitter.com/c6LqXhbkNE
" C'mon scientists get to work you have til I'm 50 to make this lil guy a reality
According to the govt 9% of American youth use illicit drugs.. I think they forgot the other 50% who would never take a govt drug survey lol
I dont have psych today so I'm done for the week bitches lez get frunkered early
Forreal imagine how much of a scandal it would be if I wore my ke$ha outfit to my 9 am class tmrw
Postin up summer pics pretending its not September #aloha
I admit that my habit's expensive, and you may find it quite offensive
"LSD can open the experience but its not absolutely necessary. It has to do with letting go, to give love & to accept love. Love is sacred."
Instead of leaves I need a couple hunnids to float down from this tree so i can get a new wardrobe
: If I don't see @alexxx_reed
this weekend I might seriously explode. Or just be kind of pissed. One of the two." come ova
I know it's quality ganja when it gets me hornier than usual
get ready to be pulverized Zelda style." I'm no longer the padawan you once knew ........... >;)
Are you ready to help The Nature Conservancy plant a billion trees? nature.ly/18cQj29 #plantabillion pic.twitter.com/dBJkYmrUXI
I srsly need to play some smash bros to prepare myself for this weekend lol
I dont even wear pants in public anymore what have I become #sleazy #walmart
Whoever closed the pool in 90° weather is a goose. fuck it I'll be classy n tan on le roof
What I wanna know is how does Btown sell an e cig brand "not sold in Indiana " according to the customer service hoes
Lulz @ people from my past havin conversations about me on twitter cuz they know they blocked ass bitches
I want to know the universe's biggest secrets
NOOoooo0000 PLL ruined 2 seasons in a row thanks to fkn twitter
Stone bowl with special powers all for 9 dolla
or IU. Or take me to Hogwarts with you. Whichever." I fkn wish boooo
This week has really shown me how much I dont belong here and how badly I need to transfer to Hogwarts.