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Everyone lowkey wants to be Jamaican. That's just how it is
Chipped my tooth an hour ago and the dentist bish already has it lookin perfect again ¢: can't open beer with my teeth anymore tho. h a h a
@notmikey18 @melakneemarshell @bayelizafo
I shouldn't be tryna take a final this late or this high -_______-
bitch i want some ass tonight
She's lucky he wasn't on his period
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this rainbow is so low to the ground I jus wanna be all up in it
pic.twitter.com/YB5K0SWNnX Paris Hilton just got signed to YMCMB and she's doing a "house music" record... idk I just ........... like wut
and yes that's a valid comparison because a quickie is a 'ride' so to speak. lolzzzzzz im dun now
You know how amusement parks rate their rides on a 1-5 thrill scale or whatever? well quickies in abandoned houses would be a 7
Omg I'm so thankful that leg day is only once a week
Someone tell me what happens on bgc all stars premiere cuz I'm gonna miss it </3
Social networking isn't life people
Pollen is literally raining from the sky, my allergy meds probly just gave up and killed themselves
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@charm0nst3r: Man it's so messed up that Americans aren't legal until they're 21. Poor them" *teleports to whatever country you live in*
It's weird knowing beforehand that big changes are cummin in life and it's so simultaneously scary & exciting as fuck
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@chavez_homer:
@alexxx_reed #clubs #porn #cigarettes #lotto #legal"took the words right outta my mouth, except porn I already watch that ;)
Can't believe I'll be 18 in just one week, I've been waitin so long I kinda never thought this day would come *___*
The ice cream man just pulled up next to me at 20 past 4
Blow me then blow my weed
this bitch has a giant banana chained to her porch HA
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@ewafricks:
@alexxx_reed I HATE when that shit happens. like.. muthafucker... BACK. UP." i know right?! y u gotta b all up in bubble
When all the treadmills at the gym are empty and a guy gets on the one right next to
#thatswhenyouknow dear brain stop thinking about sex for 5 fucking minutes so i can get my school work done k thnx
Remember when used to talk to people face to face? Good times, good times.
Hogwarts always seems to be the setting in my dreamz l o l
Enough talking, take off your clothes.
do you still get a runners high if you're already high lol
Woke up in these undies and where they came from remains a mystery but they're pretty sexin sooo idc
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@notmikey18 @kdstaysblunted @bayelizafo @neeeeika
The Blue Dragon Odeleite River, Portugal
pic.twitter.com/K6ZggVow0B There is an insect plague in my house already can we just have one night of intense frostiness plz just to kill these hoes
this grove used to be poppin every weekend #nostalgia
ain't fuckin with no fuck boys :-)
Think positive & positive things will happen 🔅
fine dining on a vury slothy table
it doesn't matter where I am or how many bitches watchin, if one of my jams comes on I will dance like a sex crazed animal
apple pie moonshine n whipped cream vodka are the perfect liquor couple I can't deal
I swearrrr every hot guy that hits on me lives a million miles away , key word hot
#WHYGODWHY These days everyone communicates from behind their touch screens & I honestly just wanna meet new friends in the physicial real world *sigh*
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@KDstaysblunted: lol. Sooo happy to be playing video games haha
pic.twitter.com/qkShRHfFiI" 2cute
supriseeee we're gettin crunk tonight haha in all seriousness I had no idea they had a bottle