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is going to Japan for three weeks, what am i going to do with my life??? :((((((
Corbyn accused of creating Scrappy-Doo thedailymash.co.uk/politics/polit…
my roommate bansky is at it again. he made coffee and said he put something inside that would "REALLY wake me up"
i have a boyfriend now and he is a minion, and i am in love with him
's secret set at #Latitude15
was one of the most incredible and mindblowing experiences I'll ever have in my 3score years and 10.
Is anyone selling a coach ticket back from #Latitude15
to London on Monday?
Who else is going to Latitude??:D:D:D
Entourage: day one wrapped
Kwaku: I wouldn't say no
Joe: I know you never do
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
I WAS 8 AND MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME ON PORNHUB AND FORCED ME TO HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN.
does anybody want to hang out? i am severly bored and fancy a trip to the cinema or the like
when u know u would look so good if u weren't fuckin melting
playing a gig tonight! that's right, tonight! at THE COMEDY in leicester sq. just next to the comedy store :D:):p COME COME COME 7.30 £5!
Idea: why not resolve your complex dispute on Twitter?
Who else is going to the LGBT Happy Hour at @youtubespacelon
Satan Says "Symmetry"
it took me four years to dress like a dandy, but a lifetime to dress like a dad
What do you think of Russell Brand — nice guy, super smart and very kindhearted - ask.fm/a/ca9f90m0
I hear your memories of me waken And glisten… instagram.com/p/39Q854M0ug/
Starry starry night
Looking forward to violently fucking this OCR History Paper up the arse tomorrow :)
my broken neck singing,
a holocaust of seahorses
We still don't know how the first self-replicating molecule arose to kickstart Darwinism. Therefore Zeus did it with a lightning bolt.
little fly thy summer's play
my thoughtless hand hath brushed away
but am i not a fly like thee?
or art thou not a man like me?
but once consumed in the fire, give me new phoenix wings to fly at my desire.
adeui, for once again the fierce dispute betwixt damnation and impassion'd clay must i burn through!
[an encounter with soulja boy]
'soulja boy tell 'em'
FINE!! god is dead. so is art. both dead. sorry!!
It's interesting that we use a skeleton interchangeably in graphics signifying health or death.
a stillness as one imagines as existing before the stars began to form, or after everything has perished
definitely not taking the stairs up to the illuminati meeting. it's on the 13th floor
Man, some people just have no self-awareness as to how bad their music is.
Is anyone selling Years & Years tickets for London?
Says Women Write Men Better Than Men Write Women themarysue.com/simon-pegg-wom…
*me, grinding in the club*
friend: what r u doin with that skateboard
me: im grinding
friend: thats not what they mean
me: u don't get me
You asked us to vote for them you cunts you asked us to vote for them you cunts you asked us to vote for them you cu twitter.com/Independent/st…
So this is happening tonight @roadtripbar
- fans of quirky #music
and live tunes - come join!
this was such a lovely time youtube.com/watch?v=31aXjj…
one of the best short films ive ever seen youtube.com/watch?v=YzVMPi…
Making some free little 8 page programmes for #ToLoveSomebodyMelancholy
Thanks to @huwstephens
for playing 'Veins' on his @BBCR1
show last night! Skip to 02:08 mins to listen: bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05…
Dear Edexcel. After that C2 paper, baby now we got bad blood.