Dreamt I met @Krystenritter
and she was absolutely lovely and gave me a copy of her new book. Then saw @colesprouse
at Veggie Grill twice.
I met the cutest and sweetest dog tonight. Just thought I would let ya'll know.
I'm obsessed with #LoveIsland
. Thoroughly invested. Wish it aired in the U.S. so I had more people to chat about it with.
If I were born a man, I'd probably be a millionaire by now.
Someone wrote to me I had a beautiful face, and I said, "Thank you. I know." Waiting to see how he responds. Stay tuned.
You have to watch What The Health on Netflix. Fascinating health/food documentary.
This health documentary is making me feel real smug and smart about being a vegetarian for 12 years.
Semi-watching a health documentary that states having a single slice of meat a day increases chance of diabetes by 50%.
The job I desperately want keeps posting they are still looking and I'm over here like
Feeling more optimistic these days. Things are starting to move. Even if at a glacial pace.
Did we learn nothing from Elena Ferrante? twitter.com/jezebel/status…
If I had a dollar for every time a guy claimed he is an entrepreneur on a dating app
I knew my friend's cat reminded me of someone... @SethGreen
Please note: We just deleted an automated tweet saying there was a 6.8 earthquake in Isla Vista. That earthquake happened in 1925.
I am living for #TheGoodWife
's spin-off #TheGoodFight
! If you enjoy legal dramas and politics-watch, watch, watch!
I've applied to so many jobs this evening alone.
Woke up this morning and thought of the things I'm grateful for in hopes of generating positivity in my life. Then my sunglasses broke.
When I'm feeling stressed out I like to watch kid shows. Takes me back to a time when I had less worries.
Now my friend and I are making jokes about all the things we can do without MBAs.
"Hey look I can walk!" 😂
Someone implied that because I don't have an MBA, I can't be an assistant. Yet I've been an assistant many times before...
New friends and I went to my fave #Vegan
spot in LA and they saved me the DC Comics themed table because they already know me. 😂R
I saw Brittany and Jax at Target. I am living my best LA life. #VanderpumpRules
I was like, you lost your mind and threatened to sue me... and he went on to send me an article about living in the past. 😂g
Fast forward three years to the present, he finds me on a dating app and tries to chat me up. I told him I'm not interested...
When I didn't respond to him, he threatened to sue me over the $50, so I sent it back and blocked him.
Once upon a time a gentlemen sent me $50 after I broke things off with him because I guess he thought that would win me back.
My friend's cat waits patiently outside my bedroom door and makes me feel super bad.
Came home from interview:
Friend: Love your blazer.
Me: Thanks. It's my business blazer.
on the latest book launch #TheChangeling
. Plan on purchasing as soon as I find work! 😋
Finally finished @MargaretAtwood
's Handmaid's Tale and I'm so upset it cuts off at the most exciting part.
Going to see @AnthonyGreen
again in July.
When I pitch to female-driven outlet a unique feminist piece and they're all like nope.
I like to go dutch on dates because I'm a modern and classy woman who knows I can just take all your money later.
"Oh shit, we're out of Takis." -@TheKateMulgrew #OITNB #Legend
Finally watching #GetOut
and the scene where they hit the deer totally looks like a PA just threw a plastic deer at the car lol
Why isn't anyone talking about The Boxcar Children movie that's going to bed made?
My roommate: Wanna watch Twilight?
Working on this one audio of a group discussion. 25 min in and it's men speaking. Then a woman speaks out of nowhere and she is talked over.
Doing freelance transcribing. It's really tedious and difficult for very little money but it's something.
"he wanted loyalty but all I could promise was honesty" -james comey
My twitter is full of jokes. Don't take it seriously.
I am dressing like Wonder Woman every day from now on and if my boss says it isn't dress code I'm going to explain it is my religion now.
When your Lyft driver is super cute
I've entered to win a signed copy of The Handmaid's Tale, through Emma Watson's feminist book club: ctt.ec/6fdTl+ #signedbyAtwood
I attract pretty good looking but very stupid men. I wonder if there is a filter for that.