I want to adopt a cat and name it Frida. I thought Twitter should know.
Been a long week. Treating myself tonight to ABC's American Housewife and Designated Survivor. Both decent fall premieres.
Starting my morning off with coffee and Late Show with Stephen Colbert feat. Eddie Redmayne and Sen. Bernie Sanders… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Me: I've never thought I'd say this but I miss President Bush
Him: Which one?
Me: Any of them.
The past several days my heart has hurt terribly. I've been through worse, I tell myself, and try to remain brave.
When someone says they care for you and then blocks you on everything
Ivanka Trump seems well-mannered, genuine, serene, and intelligent. I know first hand what it's like to not be nothing like your parents.
"I think what Ivanka is trying to say is..." No that's not what she's trying to say. She said what she wanted & didn't need interpretation.
Finally watch the 60 minutes interview with the president elect. What bothered me most was the way he spoke for his daughter.
If anyone needs me, I'll be building a time machine to get to 1965! Ohmygodddd. 😂😂�#YoungJoeBiden
I kind of miss Twitter. I might not be on a hiatus after all. Lasting almost a week was pretty good though.
"Stop whining and get over it. It's been almost a week!" say the same folks still upset about a war that ended more… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Someone actually asked me, "How does Trump encourage discrimination?"
Okay Wikileaks or other activist hacker groups, if there were ever a time to brutally fuck shit up, that time would be now.
America, you make me ashamed to be American.
If you wondered about the opposite of Netflix and Chill, it’s CNN AND PANIC.
Just coming back from my social media hiatus to say GO VOTE and make HERSTORY!
Taking a much needed social media break. Let the disappearing act commence.
The fact @facebook
doesn't have an eyeroll option is a crime.
A note I just sent to my faculty advisors:
Not above offering bribes
(in form of baked goods)
to get into Grossman and Godfrey's seminars
I miss the naive days of when I used to think an indentation meant an inch.
Wrote a poem for class about my love for @KevinDevineTwit
when I was but a child.
Walked into Starbucks and @AlexVargas
is playing on their radio station. #Yasss
Feels so good to be done with the week and cuddle in bed away from the rain.
Maybe for Halloween I should dress up as a Trump supporter. That's pretty scary, right?
I've always fearlessly spoken my mind and fought for what I believe in (no matter how many stood against me).
Great Hera! Today marks the official anniversary of #WonderWoman75
! Why do you love Wonder Woman?
The morning is off to a rocky start. Should be a long day. Can't wait for the weekend!
[Immediately after "Such a nasty woman"]
Clinton aide (on phone): Hi, Miss Jackson? How would you feel about performing at an inauguration?
I, too, am a nasty woman (if nasty means smarter than you and you pissed about it) #debatenight
*Deletes entire resume*
Simply writes in: "nasty woman."
When Clinton started talking about women's rights toward their own reproductive systems, Trump looked like he was about to be sick #debate
“I leave out all detail, which leaves the reader to fill in something better.” —Garrison Keillor bit.ly/1D3wRa6
I can't wait until Trump dies and Melania writes a tell-all.
I really like @SHO_Shameless
, but their racist remarks about Asians and that time they made a rape joke, makes me feel uncomfortable.
Remember like, a week ago, when Trump held a press event about how important it is to believe accusers when they co… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
TRUMP: i grab women by the pussy
A DOZEN WOMEN: yeah that's true he did it to me
TRUMP: this is a global conspiracy
"He's definitely a first year. He's too enthusiastic." -@TheWriterJess
on MFA students before energy is drained and souls are crushed.
How will you treat yourself on Treat Yo Self Day?
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Donald Trump
Do people posting about how women voters can keep trump outta the White House realize a lot of women hate other women more than men?
Okay so #BillyBush
is fired but Trump isn't?
“That song needs a twinkling Tinker Bell to sing it, and I’m much more of a witch with a smear of blood on my cheek.” -Grace Jones
That awkward moment when you're in grad school, working part-time, but also trying to start a business. There isn't enough time in one day.