In 24 hours my life will fit into a suitcase.
MY LITTLE BROTHER FINALLY LIKED ONE OF MY TWEETS I MADE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES
How is sitting at a desk all day exhausting? Just got home and feel like I can't move. I can't even watch Teen Mom 2 and I love Teen Mom 2.
Things one finds just hanging around the WB office. #CentralPerk
That awkward moment when you're an hour and a half early... Apparently LA traffic is not a thing.
Ready for my first job with Warner Bros.
Thank goodness for @Postmates
! Got paid at midnight + hadn't eaten in days. Free @tacobell
delivery after 9pm!
I'm on this great new diet called "being poor". I've lost four pounds this week!
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I wrote so much tonight. It's been bottling up for months now.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about coupons.
Feeling depressed. Just curled up in my bed mid-day. Probably should be doing something more productive but I just can't bring myself to.
Watching X-Files. If you know the alien man is crawling around in your vents. Don't go grab your gun and look around. RUN OUTSIDE STUPID.
, I'm moving to NYC soon. Wondering if you had room for me on staff. You're cool. I'm cool. Let's make this happen.
My life mission is to find out who ghost wrote Cecily von Ziegesar's The It Girl series.
Tuesday going strong. Well, stronger than yesterday.
Awake since 4am, coffee made, even time to write, and now I'm on the road to work. You would never know I broke up with someone last night.
Shout out to @amyschumer
for writing her own movie, starring in it and making it the best romantic comedy since ever.
is releasing a Selena-inspired collection! I hope this includes a #BidiBidiBomBom
red lip! #MACSelena
(Obviously she has good taste. She is going to the top of my preference list.)
That moment when you are googling your MFA faculty... and one of them is following you already on Twitter.
I like randomly tweeting at celebrities.
Bought my ticket for New York.
Imagine if Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was on @netflix
That moment when Junot Diaz shares on FB your @POLITICOMag
piece debunking Trump's babosadas 😎😎😎twitter.com/aleecewrites/s…
My phone keeps randomly shutting off since your new update.
Great show last night at El Rey. Check out @sonlux
if you like good music.
Always inspired to write when I'm not in the situation to go write.
How to describe Miranda July: Her characters infuriate me but on the other hand she is making me feeling something.
If I ever meet Elijah Wood I'm going to tell him I loved his work in Flipper.
Females are quite magical and resourceful. twitter.com/buzzfeed/statu…
I had a dream @SHAQ
really wanted a photo with me.
's creepy "You Don't Know Me" video, starring @OrphanBlack
's @tatianamaslany p4k.co/OW6XC
Supreme Court rules states must allow same-sex marriage. It's about time!
Obsessed. RT: @Latina
We have Selena Gomez’s new single “Good For You” on repeat bit.ly/1H9G1r4
I used to think Nick from Andi's season was borderline creepy-stalker but now on Kaitlyn's season he's hot...? What? #TheBachelorette
Fixed that for you, assholes.
I had a dream I discovered why my abusive ex was so angry. He wanted to be a woman but felt he couldn't come out.
The biggest red flag for me is when a male says his favorite show is Breaking Bad.
Relationship Status: It's complicated with @GameOfThrones
Had a dream I was at a Jonathan Lethem and @bjnovak
Wish some people would just pretend to care.
This woman hit back at “make-up shaming” with an incredible transformation