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Alan Garner
musiccomedyactor 1,032,740 followers
If emojis were human, this world would be a scary place: pic.twitter.com/fZ3BTDkbT5
When someone eats the food you were hiding in the fridge: pic.twitter.com/5IxRdfXL5r
Saddest picture I have ever seen. RT if you cried… pic.twitter.com/x92hiwI298
When you’re falling in your dream and it wakes you up: pic.twitter.com/BhwKXBA3eU
If you’ve never experienced this, you’re too young: pic.twitter.com/eaqpJh2OFE
When the delivery guy arrives with your food: pic.twitter.com/qRucka7CcE
When everyone is discussing answers after the test and you put nothing similar... pic.twitter.com/6AVNcuMJd5
When your mom gives you money and then asks what happened to the change pic.twitter.com/KkaOkoYs0A
If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off: pic.twitter.com/inidycAkdz
There has only been a month of school and I’m already like pic.twitter.com/O8TdVaHSyY
The two emojis pretty much describe my life: pic.twitter.com/DhyMhIV1Ju
Just another example of how proper grammar can save lives: pic.twitter.com/ddLIJ9PepV
There are two types of people in this world: pic.twitter.com/G1TnZ6esLr
When you and the bae agree on somewhere to eat: pic.twitter.com/FF8q1WOHC7
When you leave a party and you’re still drunk: pic.twitter.com/nwgEm0WF1W
Whenever the waiter comes by to ask how the food is, I’m always like pic.twitter.com/vidf2KhWzj
Everything I hate in life in one picture: pic.twitter.com/KedmuYyjHt
When someone wakes you up but you’re not ready: pic.twitter.com/lo5S7VCB4B
When you're in class tweeting and someone in your class retweets it: pic.twitter.com/IAAe7sWlNQ
When your mom opens your door without knocking first: pic.twitter.com/WPo5zVNN8t
When you’re dead but the beat drops: pic.twitter.com/bbwmBXzJ86
When you realize you both hate the same person: pic.twitter.com/O6tcMk7OvO
If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends.
Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!" Me: "Gravity, mom."
When your mom forces you to go grocery shopping: pic.twitter.com/nye9xrki9m
Once you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15.
Society: Be yourself Society: No not like that.
That moment when your phone doesn’t have signal, and you’re like pic.twitter.com/889pBrcoZs
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning, I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people.
When you finish stuffing your face and you can’t move: pic.twitter.com/mxdm5FIUry
No, cough syrup, you are not "grape flavored." Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape
When the person in front of you is walking really slow: pic.twitter.com/8b9VzztGHg