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Alan Garner
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Most accurate life advice I've ever seen: pic.twitter.com/rIlqwD4eqA
When the person in front of you is walking too slow: pic.twitter.com/eXg4DqvJiV
When you forget your earphones are plugged in and you walk away from your laptop pic.twitter.com/MifqfJlcOL
When your paper has to be a certain length: pic.twitter.com/w4IYLeV3bP
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When someone introduces themselves and they have the same name as you: pic.twitter.com/LGIAJpgQ3b
This is the only cake I want for my birthday pic.twitter.com/REjLMEuOyE
I must be getting old because who in the hell is this guy… pic.twitter.com/GhNMjMfrfG
When you have no idea how to do the problem on a math test pic.twitter.com/QWyKwrfir0
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When you wake up from a nap and you want food pic.twitter.com/xhClYan9rv
That moment when you accidentally open the front camera pic.twitter.com/67oy3nAr4l
Free cookie dough when you buy a Ouija board? Like wtf, you gonna bake cookies for the devil? pic.twitter.com/ynGub0f8rk