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Alan Garner
musiccomedyactor 1,032,740 followers
I always choose the register with the sexiest cashier: pic.twitter.com/8RCSz3xFe9
"Excuse me, teacher, you forgot to collect last night's homewo-" pic.twitter.com/oXfaaMpeAQ
When your mom calls you down for dinner and it's not even ready... pic.twitter.com/FyiDJyqput
German and British troops forgot about the war for a moment and played football in the Christmas Truce of 1914 in WW… pic.twitter.com/J4q77KAc7f
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When you're on the phone, and you start walking around doing weird things: pic.twitter.com/mJBwNddQj7
Most accurate life advice I've ever seen: pic.twitter.com/rIlqwD4eqA
When the person in front of you is walking too slow: pic.twitter.com/eXg4DqvJiV
When you forget your earphones are plugged in and you walk away from your laptop pic.twitter.com/MifqfJlcOL
When your paper has to be a certain length: pic.twitter.com/w4IYLeV3bP
I wish I could enjoy life as much as this turtle! pic.twitter.com/8fdFeMKscZ
When you're home alone and finally get to be yourself: pic.twitter.com/cZNbWyVcof
When someone introduces themselves and they have the same name as you: pic.twitter.com/LGIAJpgQ3b
This is the only cake I want for my birthday pic.twitter.com/REjLMEuOyE
I must be getting old because who in the hell is this guy… pic.twitter.com/GhNMjMfrfG
When you have no idea how to do the problem on a math test pic.twitter.com/QWyKwrfir0