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Alan Garner
When you're trying to make plans in the group chat.
When you're mad at someone but then they ask if you want food.
When someone touches my neck.
I saved you a seat.
If you remember this, it means you've been through the "no internet" struggle.
Whenever this happens, I have to choose which grammatical sin I'll have to make in order to send a tweet...
Greatest weather device ever.
And that's how I eat a cake.
Me: I'm just going to have one scoop
trying to get my life together like
When you home alone taking a shower and you hear a noise
A Baby Bear giving a suspicious Dog a Kiss
Retweeted by Alan Garner
I need to try this lol
This kid is going places

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