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Alan Garner
music comedy actor 1,030,989 followers
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
When someone talks back to their mom in front their friends: pic.twitter.com/8RLetkTl4v
The best day of gym class, RT if you remember: pic.twitter.com/cgE5qR41k8
When someone calls me fat while I’m eating: pic.twitter.com/yp907z16bn
Girl: “Come over.” Me: “I can’t, I have to watch the house.” Girl: “But nobody is home ;)” Me: pic.twitter.com/agJuoYVdI3
When someone doesn’t reply to my text message: pic.twitter.com/fO3KLzUy3U
Something doesn’t quite add up here… pic.twitter.com/itym4sDVcA
I love when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
If you have never eaten one of these, you had no childhood: pic.twitter.com/jDE7eHCiTI
Friend: Will come with me to the store? Me: No. Friend: I’ll buy you something. Me: pic.twitter.com/YhEd9wpoos
Everyone else is in a relationship, and I’m just sitting here like pic.twitter.com/zXe8yMcOeC
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know, and your friend disappears: pic.twitter.com/gnd77QMvil
Best friends; They know how weird you are, and still choose to be seen with you in public.
When one of your siblings annoys you, but your mom is right there: pic.twitter.com/t2oLULZru5
This is still my favorite photobomb ever: pic.twitter.com/CMJrtVshIy