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Alan Garner
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No wonder my electricity bill was so high this month.
How your face feels after the dentist:
When you wake up from a nap and you want food
That moment when you accidentally open the front camera
Free cookie dough when you buy a Ouija board? Like wtf, you gonna bake cookies for the devil?
When your friend gives you the AUX cord
Me: For christmas I want a dragon! Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok I want a girlfriend. Santa: What color do you want your dragon?
*walks out of exam* Me: So what did you get for question 8? Friend: 7.433 so easy. Me: Same, so easy. *walks off*
When you have no idea how to do the problem on a math test
Waking up every day in October like
If emojis were human, this world would be a scary place:
When someone eats the food you were hiding in the fridge:
Saddest picture I have ever seen. RT if you cried…
When you’re falling in your dream and it wakes you up:
If you’ve never experienced this, you’re too young:
When the delivery guy arrives with your food:
When everyone is discussing answers after the test and you put nothing similar...
When your mom gives you money and then asks what happened to the change
If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off:
There has only been a month of school and I’m already like
The two emojis pretty much describe my life:
Just another example of how proper grammar can save lives:
There are two types of people in this world:
When you and the bae agree on somewhere to eat:
When you leave a party and you’re still drunk:
Whenever the waiter comes by to ask how the food is, I’m always like
Everything I hate in life in one picture:
When someone wakes you up but you’re not ready:
When you're in class tweeting and someone in your class retweets it: