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Alan Garner
My completely irrational childhood fear:
History looks way cooler with lightsabers
Not all heroes wear capes
This is the last time I'll let them watch the Lion King...
"So where do you want to be in 10 years?" Me:
Kids today will never know the struggle.
When you got a band performance at 8 but have to kill some people at 9
Whenever I try to dance
This is extremely accurate.
When you and your friend both mess up but at least you're in it together.
What a time to be alive
A rare photo of me walking down the hallway
When I accidentally open the front camera
Me reading a list of things I should have done today but didn't.
Current financial status:
So how's life going so far? Me:
Curved TV problems...
I hate Facebook so much...
"Excuse me waiter... there's a hare in my pancakes."
Pretty sure Jesus wore these "Air Bethlehems" in game 7 against the Romans
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