7 Places You Won't Believe Exist pic.twltter.com.bz/KBEwr
Red Velvet Pancakes with Coconut Syrup pic.twitter.com/2egI7kCBqa
Peanut Butter Cheesecake Layer Brownies pic.twitter.com/VRYHwdQUVF
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
In Canada I'm an alcoholic
In America I'm a drinker
In England I'm normal
In Ireland I'm a pussy
These are the biggest sale fails of the year twitpic.cc/Q13th
These dog memes will make your week. pic.twltter.com.bz/ZS8kF
McDonalds Secret Menu Items buff.ly/1c3YpMA
Kate Upton didn't do it for ya, huh. Meet this woman. twitpic.cc/jCct2
RIP Paul Walker, this is the best picture. pic.twitter.com/zmh5O8DfQA
These pictures of Kate Upton... thank me later. twitpic.cc/VdvyU
The key to life is to not give a fuck.
Bitch please, I could remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a towel..
"I HATE TACOS!"
said no Juan ever
The best memories come from bad ideas.
Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, not giving a fuck and listening to rap.
To do list:
1) Go to pet store.
2) Buy bird seed.
3) Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.
4) Watch the reaction. Priceless.
Twitter is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like...
It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
Silly animals doing humans things.. pic.twltter.com.bz/Vrmhw
I sing too much for someone who cant sing
Considering that Iron Man and Batman’s only real superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a real disappointment
Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I am a woman.
And we never forget.
Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
To my future kids:
You say swag once, you're wearing turtle necks and sketchers until you're 18.
Famous Black and White Pictures Colorized pic.twltter.com.bz/dgSIM
I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
I either dress like I'm going to a red carpet event or like I'm a homeless drug addict there is no in between.
If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers... carry on.
which US state has the smallest soft drinks?
BAHAHAHA ...i'm here all week
Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99... And they wonder why everyone is fat.
I still think 2007 was 3 years ago.
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, "Man, you're such a Cheetah!" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever.
Spell your name, in the air, with your butt.
A penis is like an elbow... don't put it on the table during dinner.
Giraffes Are Awesome! #6 Is Hilarious! twitpic.cc/ebrsa
Fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine
I want a six month vacation twice a year.
All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat.
If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you..
If you can say these 4 words fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius:
I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.
Fat, single, and ready for a pringle.
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26. Dont worry if you're not dating, they might not be born
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.
I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week.
Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.