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Alan Garner
"So where do you see yourself in 10 years?” Me:
Don't worry, your identity is safe...
It's probably because that's a house phone..
Me every time I see a security camera
How I've been living my life lately.
I'm confused, so do you want to be seen or not
Sharks just want to cuddle.
"do u even lift?" me: yeah
His head is brighter than my future.
Just to brighten your day
Admit it you had absolutely no clue what you were doing when you played this game
Me and my friends posing for an Instagram picture.
When someone doesn't reply to my snapchat.
"Describe yourself"
Best. Wedding Photo. Ever.
Trying to use someone else's shower
When I say I'm hungry and someone says, "you just ate."
Sometimes I just want to be a panda.
I can never look at one of these hooks the same way again
When nobody responds to you in the group chat
When you walk away from your laptop but your headphone are still plugged in.
FRANK FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE I just.. I saw this handbag man It looked just like you OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.
#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the stress of trying to finish this in under a minute.

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