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Alan Garner
musiccomedyactor 1,032,740 followers
When you walk away from your laptop and forget your headphones are still plugged in:
This would be such a glorious poop:
I can never look at one of these hooks the same again:
It's crazy how accurate this is! Mind = Blown
Sure it ruined my computer but damn these were the good days:
When you accidentally drop your phone on your face:
He Facetimed his Playstation so that he could play while in the bath. I think I found my new hero
Trying to use someone else's shower:
Kids these days don't know about the struggle:
I always thought I was the only one:
Current mood: ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀
When you kinda wanna do it but not really:
And the idiot of the day award goes to...
When the squad gets together on Sunday
Few people had a better night that this guy
Raise your hand if you need a drink
When people don't laugh at my jokes