Valentine's Day coming up has me like
His head is brighter than my future.
When your iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck, you know the end is near.
When someone opens up my snapchat but doesn't reply.
And people wonder why our generation grew up cynical and sarcastic.
When you're filling out a multiple choice test and realize you answered D-A-B for your last three questions.
When you eat a mint and drink water after.
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode.
When someone you hate texts you.
When you have class at 8 and have to fight the Persians at 9.
This is the real Bermuda Triangle...
When the group chat is lit and you're trying to tell a joke before the subject changes.
When you're trying your best but nothing is going right.
When autocorrect hits you with the "holy shot"
When you accidentally open your front facing camera.
I spent 5 minutes wondering why this guy was staring at me.
Keeping up with my resolutions.
My first mistake in 2016 will be
When the nap was really good.