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Alan Carr
Never fear! Android is here! Get the #SingerTakesAll app from the Google Play Store! Download the Power NOW!…
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The power! The control! The OFFICIAL #SingerTakesAll app is here! Download now for iOS:…
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Ha ha! XRT @janicestaines: @AlanCarr @Chloe_XD When kids came to school dressed like that we used to give ...
What a flattering photo!! Ha! - thanks for coming x RT @Chloe_XD: @AlanCarr
Ludlow so pretty & great shopping - yes this tweet does sound like an infomercial but its true. So good to see so many Independent shops.
@AlanCarr @Joey7Barton @SaintsRugby found at northampton train station. Drop a retweet can you to find the owner
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4 tickets for @AlanCarr available for 8pm this evening at @Sundial_Theatre. Go in person to the theatre if you want to nab them #Cirencester
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Need some tasty eateries options for Abergavenny please... Oh wait!
OK, so @edfringe is fast approaching (TOO FAST, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN TIME!) and tickets to my show are on sale here.…
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@AlanCarr hey Thankyou for retweeting this the other day here is the news article on it now…
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Oh, it was like Newsnight I can tell you
Me on stage in Abergavenny 'Anyone want to ask me a question?' A welsh female voice from the darkness 'Oh c'mon Alan show us your bollocks'
Chipping Campden - such a beautiful village - thanks for the heads-up people of Evesham xx
I've just realised its too early for that last tweet. As you were.
Great though - keep signing the petition #freearturo lets get my iphone so buzzy we can all use it as a sex toy! Yay!
Oh God! I'm getting notified everytime someone new signs up for the Free Arturo petition - my iphone is buzzing more than a dildo factory!!
Please allow Arturo to have a better life in the Assiniboine Park Zoo in Canada… via @CdnChange
Shit! I'm staying in a Tenko themed hotel!! I thought the beds were hard
Loving the artwork in my hotel bedroom. A painting of flowers in a vase? Fruit in a bowl? No, Stephanie Cole in Tenko
I think the best response has to be 'drawing on my sleeping wife's face'!! Ha!