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Alan Carr
Not much love in the park for the woman in the ski-ing/rollerskate combo whose just gone arse over tit near a dog shit bin
Ffs! Going to have hours of entertainment listening to some of these "hopefuls" @SingerTakesAll Some decent people though! @AlanCarr
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Obviously there are some hopefuls on the @SingerTakesAll app that I couldn't possibly comment on due to taste and decency ;)
Am loving your @SingerTakesAll auditions - sadly I can't RT or fave any of them I have to be impartial. It's the general public who decide
Never fear! Android is here! Get the #SingerTakesAll app from the Google Play Store! Download the Power NOW! play.google.com/store/apps/det…
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The power! The control! The OFFICIAL #SingerTakesAll app is here! Download now for iOS: channel4.com/programmes/the…
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Ha ha! XRT @janicestaines: @AlanCarr @Chloe_XD When kids came to school dressed like that we used to give ... tmi.me/1ez3uB
What a flattering photo!! Ha! - thanks for coming x RT @Chloe_XD: @AlanCarr pic.twitter.com/zaEj4aLqX4
Ludlow so pretty & great shopping - yes this tweet does sound like an infomercial but its true. So good to see so many Independent shops.
@AlanCarr @Joey7Barton @SaintsRugby found at northampton train station. Drop a retweet can you to find the owner pic.twitter.com/UR1P7JZwtP
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4 tickets for @AlanCarr available for 8pm this evening at @Sundial_Theatre. Go in person to the theatre if you want to nab them #Cirencester
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Need some tasty eateries options for Abergavenny please... Oh wait! twitpic.com/e88eby
OK, so @edfringe is fast approaching (TOO FAST, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN TIME!) and tickets to my show are on sale here. edfringe.com/whats-on/comed…
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@AlanCarr hey Thankyou for retweeting this the other day here is the news article on it now independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
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Oh, it was like Newsnight I can tell you
Me on stage in Abergavenny 'Anyone want to ask me a question?' A welsh female voice from the darkness 'Oh c'mon Alan show us your bollocks'
Chipping Campden - such a beautiful village - thanks for the heads-up people of Evesham xx pic.twitter.com/9NT7iPSKj3
I've just realised its too early for that last tweet. As you were.
Great though - keep signing the petition #freearturo lets get my iphone so buzzy we can all use it as a sex toy! Yay!