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Alan Carr
Right I'm off to bed - goodnight everyone! Xxx
I'm in!! RT @samten96: @AlanCarr double the bag and use it as a piss pot on a night out..
Having a lovely time @edfringe some wonderful audiences. Just one week left. Tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/suzi-… Pls RT!
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Why not stick a handle on the card vase and have your own portable pint pot? *jumps in taxi shouting 'take me to the dragons den studio'*
@AlanCarr me too😜nice to know you are chilling Alan would you please RT my walk for cancer xxpic.twitter.com/yncejOJiMOO
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Eff you dragons - I love the card vase!!
Wow! "@OffTheKerb: The crowds watching @AlanCarr on the screens outside as the comedy tent is full @vfestival pic.twitter.com/HskUOJsoMU"
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Shit! I've been rumbled! Ha! RT @monkeypiro: @AlanCarr r u calling the bus driver your tour manager??😜
And before you start, my tour manager is not tweeting & driving either - he's struggling enough holding that bong between his knees. ;)
My tour manager is driving. Of course I wouldn't tweet and drive but thanks for thinking the worst twitter. you spread that love. X
@AlanCarr no it's confirmed JT is headlining as manager for Jackfield Tile Museum as Steve phoned in sick
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I'm assuming JT is heading to #vfestival and not the Jackfield Tile Museum
Justin Timberlake has just passed me on the M54 interchange to Telford - now that's something you don't tweet everyday
What an absolutely wonderful crowd today at #vfestival #stafford had the best weekend thank you xx
Yeah there was just a pair of glasses left, resting on some bingo wings
Ha! X RT @kec1964: .@AlanCarr so excited to be at @vfestival yesterday he spontaneously combusted pic.twitter.com/2C8bFWr3St
So far today have seen Alan Carr with Chris Evans, and Ricky Butcher #CelebSpotting #Backstage #Vfest
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I've lost too many friends to calippos
Had such a laugh at #vfestival - thanks for making me sooo welcome #goeasyonthecalippos
Yep #calippocarnage RT @pollitt_amy: @AlanCarr total carnage Alan Carr eating a calipo madness pic.twitter.com/fbgb4ojdxG
So great to see you @aanightingale and give you a lift home. You only live round the corner - don't be a stranger - mwah! x
Absolutely top crowd at soho theatre tonight at my warm up show.thank you!! Having a particular good looking front row didn't hurt either x
Just squatted to pick up my dogs shit and realised I was doing the very same pose as Nicki Minaj does on her Anaconda cover. #uncanny