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The cast of 'The Hangover', as you can see Bradley Cooper is wearing a Poundland mask of Alan Carr twitpic.com/csxedm
In tonight's #chattyman @helenflanagan1 talks about the jungle and being banned from Boots! 10pm C4 :) Sam x twitpic.com/csxckq
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Its on ABC2! xx RT @RebeccaSenior19: I miss @chattyman wish it was on TV in Australia - sort it out @AlanCarr 👊
No one needs boozy supper in their lives
Hmm! Boozy lunch has somehow turned into boozy tea!!!
Just behind mi mam in salford. Shes just got owt or prison bless her xxx pic.twitter.com/ZNbFjh2TRr
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Congratulations! @rodstewart you deserve it you lovely man! X #number1album
Oops! The man who owns the magnet shop has said it's not tat! Sorry, they are magnificent magnets and I always buy my magnets in that shop
Right which one of you lot is going to make me a lovely Sunday Roast? - with ALL the trimmings x
You haven't really lived til you've been superimposed badly onto a sandwich board advertising tat.
Wow! ive made it! RT @nikkiWL84: @AlanCarr just saw this in Weston-Super-Mare :-/ lol pic.twitter.com/lHptUcWllu
After the Cobblers lost 3 nil yesterday and Bonnie coming 19th in Eurovision - i'm just taking life one day at a time
Do you ever regret writing a tweet? 3 nil ahem!
@AlanCarr please can we get a RT for #LallysLasses who are doing a sponsored walk tnite for St Gemmas Hospice Leeds
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4 words - Come On The Cobblers!
A) found my phone (it was under dog) B) @chattyman is on (well it started 10 minutes ago - would have tweeted earlier - see A) enjoy!!
Childminded my friends kids all afternoon - nearly got one run over on an electric railway and then ended up on a nudist beach!
"@Bexxy1976: @AlanCarr ALAN!!! Cobblers. Wembley. Tomorrow. Can we get some GOOD LUCK from our 2nd favourite Carr #YourDadTheLegend"
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Just got a mahoosive bunch of flowers from Rod Stewart as you do pic.twitter.com/AaPnDzH8Ko
Does anyone else find The Tipping Point mesmerising?!!! It's like the snake in Jungle Book #trustinmetrustinme
Congratulations Nicola! Well deserved! xRT @nicolamay1: #Thebowwowclub already has 6 x 5 STAR REVIEWS! amazon.co.uk/product-review…
@AlanCarr please retweet & help my son who is 15 Wk old in picu awaiting a heart transplant #savebabyOSCAR say #yes to #organdonation
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Do you still have to pick up the dog poo if its on the black stripe? You can hardly see it #zebracrossingrules
Dogs just stopped and done a poo on a zebra crossing - oh, it's going to be one of those days is it?!
OMG! You have got to see @kylieminogue as SHE-RA bit.ly/SheRaKylie
Thank you for all your kind comments about my BAFTA!! Love you. Brap brap xx
Dogs have won - can you let me know about the antique accordion please? Does it go to auction? I need to know x
@AlanCarr It's a bit like that in our house... "Nappy changes after Jeremy Kyle, not during." #selfishshitting
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Look dogs, we'll have a walk after Dickinson's Real Deal #pushypets
Hope I'm not sick on the red carpet. #BAFTAs
Loved Rei-Rei last night!!!
How many slippery nipples last night?!!!!!! Ouch! X
And you're following me! oops!RT @C10ugh_1: @AlanCarr nobody gives a fuck who you are, your just like all the other nobody's of this world.
"@AlanCarr: Went to 'the Bell' - great cocktails - great staff!!!" LOVELY - never enjoyed a beer - has to be DR Pepper style from now on!
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Went to the Jules in Reigate and told 'no-one knows who you are here' by the bouncer who went in & told everyone who I was!! Go to The Bell!
Amazed that we got into @ChefTonyTobin's #thediningroom tonight to celebrate @olliesphots birthday. Been dying 2 go 4 ages, so worth the w8!
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And the 'Market Stores' in Reigate - had slippery nipple - tasty x
Went to 'the Bell' - great cocktails - great staff!!!
Pub crawl in Reigate - what could go possibly wrong?!!
Eating at my fav restaurant in Surrey(Reigate) "The Dining Rooms" & sat opposite me was my fav comedian @AlanCarr Top food & great company!x
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Let's all wish @olliesphots a Happy Birthday!!!
@AlanCarr This Charity is close to my heart, I wonder if I can get #KidsKidneyResearch trending? Charity for Children with Kidney diseases x
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