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Alan Carr
Thank you for all your lovely comments about @chattyman! x
And that's a wrap for part two!! Up soon it's tequuuiiiila tiiiime!!! Sam x #chattyman
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Tonight @AlanCarr gets on the tequila bus with the sexy ladies from @OtherWomanMovie! Tune in 10pm @Channel4! Sam x…
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Rdio fave @AlanCarr has @KatyB on tonight. Follow him on Rdio to check out his great taste in music
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Just had to do the 'reverse dagger' on my dog to clean her muddy back legs in the sink! Oh Happy Easter everyone!
New two day taster course "become a tv/film/fashion makeup artist"come &try it out. discount when u book early.
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@AlanCarr, ... и уже объявила пятерку финалисток, брать свои слова назад я не буду, и на этой неделе финалисток будет 6-ть.
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Oops it's spelt nano. Thanks twitionary corner
My mum just synced her iPod nanno (is that how you spell it?) all by herself without even ringing me up for help once. #gomum #gomum
It's not every day you end up giving. @Mo_Farah a piggy back around a canteen!!! Ha!
Anyway let's be positive it's a beautiful day! And let's thank our lucky stars we can actually have this debate/discussion/catfight openly
Well that last tweet shut them up!! Ha!
Hey and before all you oh so worthy gays get back on your high horse the most homophobia I get is from gays. #selfloathing
Don't worry twitter they'll be another bandwagon you can jump on in a minute zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The 'fairy' in the @peta campaign refers to my 'Tooth Fairy' DVD that's all. Take my advice if you act like a victim you get treated like 1.
Remember to keep your pets water topped up - I'm lucky, my dog bangs her bowl with her paw like she's auditioning for stomp.