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Alan Carr
My pleasure - just wish it was more!! X RT @themayhew: @AlanCarr Many thx for donating to Mayhew Animals. Pls RT.…
I'm worried now that 'do you have a pineapple?' Is a code word and I've been sucked into a world of espionage and intrigue.
Just asked for a pineapple at the grocers he looked furtively, put finger to lips & took me into the back room and showed me a box of them.
Pl RT 23YO Thomas Knox missing from #Blackheath since 24/07. Seen him? Call 116 000.
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Pl RT 21YO Danny Spaull missing from #Manchester since 01/05 Seen him? Call 116 000.
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Pl RT 32YO Paul Rees missing from #Pontypridd since 26/07. Seen him? Call 116 000.
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Another kick in the face @heatworld - there's only so much a man can take ;) ..... #wheresalan
@AlanCarr Vote Boy George -Marc Vedo -Fat Tony in this years DJ Top 100. Follow the link!…
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First day of rehearsals for @SingerTakesAll - the set looks amazing - can't wait for you to see it
I've had that image in my timeline every day since July 2011 - and you still think I might not have seen it!! Ha! Bless you!
I see that photo of the woman giving birth on 'One Born Every Minute' is doing the rounds. I RT'd it 2011, 2012, 2013 hmm! Shall I do 2014?
Ha! Even I had to do a double-take!! RT @RobynGrace_: @PerezHilton @AlanCarr Alan is this you?! #doppleganger
#ROADTRIP these two are going to get into trouble... @AlanCarr @noelfielding11 AND the GLOBE!! Sam x #chattyman
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Get the flip-flops on, mix your summer cocktails - tweet us your #chattyman summer selfies!! Sam x
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Is it @AlanCarr?? Is it Dolly?! Find out what it's all about on #chattyman TONIGHT!!! 9pm @Channel4! Sam x
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#NowPlaying Everybody Loves The Sunshine by Roy Ayers Ubiquity on @RdioUK:
Not much love in the park for the woman in the ski-ing/rollerskate combo whose just gone arse over tit near a dog shit bin
Ffs! Going to have hours of entertainment listening to some of these "hopefuls" @SingerTakesAll Some decent people though! @AlanCarr
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Obviously there are some hopefuls on the @SingerTakesAll app that I couldn't possibly comment on due to taste and decency ;)
Am loving your @SingerTakesAll auditions - sadly I can't RT or fave any of them I have to be impartial. It's the general public who decide