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Alan Carr
Great night at the filming of @chattyman. And I'm not lying, @piersmorgan was loved by the audience. He was touched
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Go see!!! RT @AngelaBarnes: Just a little reminder that my @sohotheatre show is on sale now, 7-11 Oct, do come along!…
Look at me bobbing out solving crimes by myself without getting the police involved
HELL YEAH!! X thanks Emma for the subsRT @EmmaCollard1: @AlanCarr Big Celebrity marrying Kirk & Beth#coronationstreet
Robin Williams & Bobcat Goldthwait on Alan Carr Chatty Man - YouTube -…
Love this! RT @stratts2000: Can't wait for the return of the brilliant mr c in #chattyman Funniest man on telly!!!
Kirk and Beth - I'm there!! #corrie x
@AlanCarr You were namechecked on @itvcorrie tonight. Beth & Kirk want you to officiate their wedding! #youknowyouvemadeitwhenyourincorrie
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RT if you’ll #StandUpToCancer with us this October. Sign up for your free fundraising kit here:
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There's not many days walking your dog in London is like being on safari.
Well that's put my mind at rest!! RT @Lisa_M_Bennett: have you checked there isn't a dead body in the boot? #Fargo
They not only found my car key and popped it in my car they also retuned my radio to 'magic fm' seriously!! Maybe it was Michael Buble.
Big THANK YOU to the person who found my lost car keys and popped them back in my car today at Richmond Park - you are a STAR!!
This is good news but extraordinarily embarrassing that this campaign was even needed here in the UK!
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I've been dog sitting this little beauty all day. Cute! And the dog ain't bad either - well twitter you ...
Hey M & S, hats off to you for your Percy Pigs but your 'just add boiling water' porridge reminds me of when i had runny bum in Tunisia
@AlanCarr hi alan could u please rt this link my 10yr old cousin Alfie has an inoperable brain tumour! Thanks xxx
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@AlanCarr Pls RT:14 year old Alice is MISSING from London. If u RT, think of how many people will see it :)
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I don't want to spoil #throughthekeyhole for you but can I just say Kate Middleton was such a good sport and so accommodating
These teens have so much confidence - when I was that age I would have come on holding a dinner lady's hand mumbling, stinking of clearasil
Bizarrely I jammed my bingo wing when I was closing the dishwasher door and my bruise has turned the colour of grotbags. All very strange
Can bingo wings go septic? I'm asking for a friend
You know I said that the men who operate the conveyor on @SingerTakesAll are off their face on painkillers & haribo..
I'm on the Through The Keyhole PANEL - I wouldn't even let Keith Lemon know my postcode let alone my address - he's a proper nutter!! Ha!
Yes @LeighFrancis got his way and I am on Through The Keyhole 30th August Saturday Night 9.25pm ITV
And I look quite slim - thanks kimmy! X RT @kimmys4hearts: @AlanCarr was fantastic at V fest Sunday!
Right I'm off to bed - goodnight everyone! Xxx
I'm in!! RT @samten96: @AlanCarr double the bag and use it as a piss pot on a night out..
Having a lovely time @edfringe some wonderful audiences. Just one week left. Tickets here:… Pls RT!
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Why not stick a handle on the card vase and have your own portable pint pot? *jumps in taxi shouting 'take me to the dragons den studio'*
@AlanCarr me too😜nice to know you are chilling Alan would you please RT my walk for cancer
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Eff you dragons - I love the card vase!!
Wow! "@OffTheKerb: The crowds watching @AlanCarr on the screens outside as the comedy tent is full @vfestival"
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Shit! I've been rumbled! Ha! RT @monkeypiro: @AlanCarr r u calling the bus driver your tour manager??😜
And before you start, my tour manager is not tweeting & driving either - he's struggling enough holding that bong between his knees. ;)
My tour manager is driving. Of course I wouldn't tweet and drive but thanks for thinking the worst twitter. you spread that love. X
@AlanCarr no it's confirmed JT is headlining as manager for Jackfield Tile Museum as Steve phoned in sick
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I'm assuming JT is heading to #vfestival and not the Jackfield Tile Museum
Justin Timberlake has just passed me on the M54 interchange to Telford - now that's something you don't tweet everyday
What an absolutely wonderful crowd today at #vfestival #stafford had the best weekend thank you xx
Yeah there was just a pair of glasses left, resting on some bingo wings
Ha! X RT @kec1964: .@AlanCarr so excited to be at @vfestival yesterday he spontaneously combusted
So far today have seen Alan Carr with Chris Evans, and Ricky Butcher #CelebSpotting #Backstage #Vfest
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