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Alan Carr
Don't you hate it when you've got a carrier bag stuck to your sweaty leg and you have to river dance to get it off? Oh, just me then
Also loved seeing @ScottNealUK...and an incognito @AlanCarr running over to say ala @OfficialMelB "What am I? Chopped liver!" #funnyguy
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It's a sorry state of affairs when you start getting trolled by postcards 'Thinking of you'. Hmm!
First...a #selfie with #alancarr and then hanging out with the #chattyman fans! Tune in soon to…
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Dog still giving me the cold shoulder because I went away without her this weekend
Just seen a trailer for 'gone girl' excited? Hell yeah
I just loved the fashions in Paris too - #ontrend and #flattering
Paris really comes alive at night - well, err you get the gist
Back from Paris!! C'est magnifique!
#Pissflaps is the number 1 trending topic worldwide. Hilarious. Thanks @AlanCarr and the entire United Kingdom. #blessed
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#pissflaps is trending worldwide? What have we done?! @chattyman
#pissflaps is my favourite swearword - let's get this trending @chattyman! x
.@zachbraff & Kate Hudson talk to @chattyman - up next after the break - here's a clip! #chattyman
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#NowPlaying Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones on @RdioUK:
Visited UCL today with Cancer Research to meet the amazing people who are working so hard to find a cure for the many cancers that are about
It’s #ChildhoodCancerAwarenessMonth Help @CLIC_Sargent support the thousands of families coping with childhood
I have to spoil everything don't I? ;) RT @loisjoel_: Best selfie of the year for me @LeeMack @AlanCarr
@AlanCarr plz RT @caringforkian a 2yr old baby boy with neuroblastoma cancer we need a lot of awareness raised to get funds needed
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@AlanCarr: I love it too @jamieoliver: BIG love for the new single from my girl @Palomafaith Out this week guys check it out Me three.
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I think you need to unfollow me then #jeeeezzz RT @MichaelRogerz: Okay I loathe Alan Carr. Makes me heave.
Thank you so my much @DGandyOfficial for my prezzie - how did you know I was an XXL, with a reinforced ...
I love it too @jamieoliver: BIG love for the new single from my girl @Palomafaith Out this week guys check it out x
Brummies! The brilliantly funny @jo_enright is doing a solo show @TheGleeClub on October 2nd. It'll be excellent.
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Make sure you time into Alan Carrs Chatty Man this Friday! Loads of great guests... And me :)
Retweeted by Alan Carr This is everything. And may be my favourite combination of people (@zachbraff and @AlanCarr) Cannot wait to see this!
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Let's hope it's more pleasing on the eye than that cardie #granddesigns
This Grand Designs is going to be interesting. Good luck loves!
Morning my lovelies xxx
@AlanCarr Pls rt: Alice is still missing! Your retweet might help end her family's heartache#FindAlice #London
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Sssh! It's the man who looked like a big old gay teddy bear but sang amazing #xfactor
Bald woman from Northampton strips NAKED for calendar in support of alopecia charity @AlanCarr
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