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I just uploaded "Alan Shamsedin - Demo Reel 2014" to Vimeo:
"Is that a diamond butt plug"
Just sitting here watching dinosaur documentaries, and if I get up I'm gonna throw up everywhere.
oops so sorry my dinosaur killed you
If I had a pet dinosaur I would let it accidentally kill people I just happen to hate and be like oops sorry
I would do anything for a pet dinosaur
why is mark cuban doing a sketchers commercial
you can't be attached to anything when your ideas are attached to creativity.
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so many things happened in 2013. great things. but 2014 sounds tres exciting.
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Duck Dynasty's christmas carols sold more album's than Britney Spear's ahahahaha omg
"Alan do u wanna send out any holiday cards" "No i'm lazy" HAPPY HOLIDAY'S EVERYONE THIS IS YOUR CARD
Hey whores of Instagram stop living for likes & put your clothes on.
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I'm definitely more Beyonce than u
Just watched Prisoners Probably going to have a nightmare about rapists now
insecurities won't help you achieve your goals.
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Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
I could spot your face in any crowd.
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Shoutout to my sense of humour for getting me through 99.9% of the bullshit life has tossed my way.
That Katy Perry lip-sync fail performance is too embarrassing. Like stopping halfway through the performance and being told to start over...