Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Grow your twitter followers. Join free!
SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
1,470 followers
Share this on Twitter “Just stumbled across this cool page for SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON”
Want to Grow Your Twitter Following, Free?
SOOO many buff people in the world it's so sad
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
Legend has it that it takes more than 2 jinns to possess her......sksjsjsjsjsjsjshsjsjsjsjsj😭😩pic.twitter.com/tmjX3iKvQPvQP
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
Bruv @_Ammarr you have officially destroyed my mentions and DMs
If I could go back in time I'd go back to year 11 and slap myself for complaining about GCSEs.
@_blxckaviar: I want a buff, Asian, arsenal supporter who's mum will let him marry a kala.” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
NIITRO CLOCKED THE PICTURE IM OUT 😂😂
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM ACTUALLY CREASING 😂�@kxy___pic.twitter.com/XYEL0UPFjnjn
@TheGeordieSlag: “@Officialben_: Quote this with a selfie if you got nice lips” pic.twitter.com/H5BUe1m78S” It said lips, not tits.
Omds we didn't deserve the win but I'm so happy
@_viccck: @Andreas_LDN look at this Tb, was we drunk cos😭�pic.twitter.com/Y0MScMUvWnWn” *cough* *cough* ... MANNNNNNNNNN LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEE
I MEAN VAN PERSIEEEEEEEE
Yoooo I just caught feelings for the girl on star plus with the gun. That smile is too devilish, has me feelings all kinds of ways
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
@SiamedMehoAgent: Arsenal/Liverpool fans....this is a top four clash, you mid table teams pipe down.” LOOOOOOOOOOOL
I still cannot comprehend how funny this is vine.co/v/MMOKd5OQe7H
@ThatBuffAsian @Vlvv_xox look in the heart of every kurd and you'll find kurdistan there cuz.
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
“@IDGAFFBRUH: LIGHTSKINS GIVE ZERO FUCKS pic.twitter.com/j5y98G17ri” Lmaoooooo @BloodyLust_
@Vlvv_xox: "@SpanishK_: Kurdish Kash" this is why I luv you kash 💕💕💕💞💞💞💞” Kash teach me x
Some really clapped girls have ruined the two braids hairstyle for me 😒
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
@_blxckaviar: “@FxckWazza: COME ON SOUTHAMPTONNNNNN”” larry kill yourself real quick
@FootyHumour: If you needed another reason to hate Drake... pic.twitter.com/PddhZa3wFx” Ffs
Who would win in a fight? LVG or Koeman?
Pelle needs to tell me how he gets his hair like that.
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
@BigGucci_Idz: I have a dream Where changing rooms are unisex And soundproof 🌚” I like your thinking 😏😏#nohomoohomo
@Y4zz_Official: No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak” MY MUM BEATS ME
@warzamin has it really come to this where you make up messages for rt's lol klkl
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
People that look down on someone cause of their jobs are pricks, at least they are working hard to try and provide for their family
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON
@sylviamariah_: To go to Westfield tomorrow or not to go, that is the question💭” On a Tuesday?
Ffssssssss I'm like 45 minutes from home I'm gonna miss the first half
Best English player? Gazza?
It's maddddddddddd awkward working with a colleague who your boss just told you will be getting fired this week 😳😳😳😳
North Korea accuses US of spreading Ebola and choosing Africa as a bio-weapon testing ground ind.pn/1vgWxhg pic.twitter.com/mTyYiW5TGd
Retweeted by SIR ALAN PARD-U-SON