It's called fall because everything is falling... leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation.
At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
Vanity not only distances us from God: it makes us look ridiculous.
I want a boyfriend who will take me to concerts..
or just a boyfriend..
or just concert tickets..
or concert tickets to see my boyfriend
*I don't like guys that wear skinny jeans*
remember when Mulan risked her life to save her dad and ended up saving all of China from Huns but Elsa is considered Disney’s feminist icon
Dear Sweet baby Jesus in Swaddling clothes 😩😩pic.twitter.com/GW0k8P5BgJ
But how does a Governor wear a tshirt and flip his collar at this kind of event, oh well #MBGN2015
When the bitch don't stop talking
When you see your best friend with someone you don't like
They still think I am one of them.
ouT: Bruhhh she told her daddy "Your father" 😂�RDTrLRBl"
Adele has finally woken up
Shit you see on Twitter fam....
You see a rat, but I see a hardworking dad just trying to feed his 4 teenaged turtles
If you're the type of guy that kisses his girl on top of her head when you're hugging her, you're doing everything right my friend.
You Twitter feminists get dumber each day 😒b
Happy birthday to the cutest sister in the world!!
Have fun Ekenem,today is your day!!
Happy birthday Ekenem!!:-D
my girlfriend did my make up.
Stop comparing the Weeknd to MJ just because he sang dirty Diana. You crack whores
when a cashier is giving you change