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egghead
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Time to obsess over the performance of every tweet you send! analytics.twitter.com
If Microsoft keeps naming new versions of Windows with the next higher number, eventually they'll get up to Windows 95 again.
Time to draw a big line… -------------------------------------------
Wondering if Tesla Motors will start making batteries for Laptops/Smartphones … I swear this will change everything
1 thing I have learned watching #ALSiceBucketChallenge videos: People don't seem to know how heavy a bucket full of water is going to be!
There's a place for people that don't wash their hands after eating. And its not restroom, its Hell.
Dont understand why people think jumping into a relationship will cure their happiness
Ever forget someone exists until you get a Facebook birthday reminder? Now THAT is a great reminder to unfriend those!
Why is Nicki "MINAJ"?
When the next Game of Thrones season begins there is a 500% chance I will cry from happiness
When I wake up kids in the morning for school pic.twitter.com/ZzvI5MXKyH
You know that you don't have any friends when you don't get nominated for the #ALSIceBucketChallenge
I feel bad for people who get & drunk to run away from their problems
Lets try to reach a bit more closer to infinitity
EITHER WANNA SLEEP ALL DAY OR BE AWAKE ALL NIGHT . THERE IS NO INBETWEEN .
Everyone's in a hurry, but no one reaches on time.
It's never the successful people posting inspirational quotes on twitter and facebook. Just sayin'.
California is the Rock-and-Roll state of the USA.....because of their Earthquakes 😂