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egghead
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You are fat because of the garbage you eat, not because you need more exercise.
Who remembers the days before Twitter/Facebook , when you would do something and then not tell anyone?...Crazy days
keep calm and kill people in your mind
Innovation at its finest. pic.twitter.com/2LraeRm77F πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Is your name MySpace? Because I have forgotten you.
If at first you don't succeed, keep guessing security question answers.
First confirmed case of Ebola in the US is in Dallas, Texas. Fuck you all I am moving to Mars.
TIL Twitter employees don't have verified accounts.Those who had verified accounts actually lose the blue check mark once they join Twitter.
Tomorrow is October. Are you gonna make a big deal out of that too?
9 minutes of silence for those bloggers who registered "Windows 9" keyword based domain names. Its gonna be Windows 10 not Windows 9 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Everytime I see someone trying to open a locked door I shout 'AAAHHH it's like Hotel California all over again!!!'. No one ever gets it.
I didn't expect much from Gotham series and I am still disappointed. It's just the villains...but before they become interesting and flashy.
More people live in California than Canada, but I have met more people on the internet from Canada than from California. WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?
The bew big bang theory series is so lame and boring
When your mom gives you money and doesn't ask for the change pic.twitter.com/A0rbuZGe13
IF YOU DON'T WITNESS SOMETHING FIRST HAND YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T FUCKING COMMENT ON IT!
You can check-out Twitter any time you like, But you can never leave.
Don't judge a book by its cover makes no sense, a book cover's purpose is so you can make a judgement on it
If Apple had said iPhone 6 bending is a feature, no one would be complaining about it. Too late for that now :P
Twitter is like the "Simpsons already did it" episode of South park, to Facebook.
😍😍😍😍😍 15 minutes till the greatest show on ea@SouthParkhPark 😍😍😍😍😍
I wish I had a soundtrack playing for every moment of my life, I had probably understand my feelings a lot better
Buy iPhone6, keep it in your pocket for a few months, and BAM! You have got an iBracelet to match your Apple Watch!
Namaste, @MarsOrbiter! Congratulations to @isro and India's first interplanetary mission upon achieving Mars orbit.
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India's ISRO's Mars mission costed $74 million, a fraction of the $671 million cost of the USA's NASA!!! #Mangalyaan #MissionMars
LMAO BRUH WTF 😭😭�vine.co/v/OBlM5upuFzltEqr
What if designers only wanted skinny models to save money on fabric?
Dream but don't sleep.
Yeah....She got what she wanted vine.co/v/hMHIPbn7OWt
Best decisions are the toughest to make
Ultimate battle: iPhone6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy Note 4 blog404.com/technology/ult…
Wonder if U2 picked that name just so when they said "We love you!" to a crowd they could respond "We love U2!"
For the internet, #U2 is becoming what #Nickelback has been.
Don't get it why people are surprised by more Kim K nudes? Do you think she had strong morals or something?? LOL
Dang! I deleted my browser history and am now forced to manually type each domain i frequent rather than use predictive type.
iPhone6 Plus is a grown ass phone. It does not need a human bruh
What happened in Scotland is basically an episode of Game of Thrones
Jack, the first person in Australia, to buy the iPhone 6.......will also be the first person to get his iPhone 6 screen repaired :P
As a student, you're either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. ...or all three
I used to respect Jennifer Lopez. Now she has became one of those cheap bitches who make millions by shaking their ass :(
Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea's song 'Booty' Is definitely about ASS in case you were confused!
Cannot see how many favourites or retweets a tweet has! Better be @twitter bug and not a new Twitter "feature"
Made in New York..... but Manufactured in China