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Don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
Some people are so dull they can't even entertain a doubt :P
Twitter ruined my life but made it better somehow
If you are a hacker… Here is my password ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
Its 2013. We should get a free e-book when we buy the Paperback/hardback.
When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
Today is the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be.
INSTAGRAM GOT EVERYBODY PRETENDING TO LOOK LIKE THEY LIVE FABULOUS WHEN THEY DON'T
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Need a mind Condom because I am being mind fucked.
I have a feeling that anime characters have "soulless eyes"
"k."
Well Potassium to you too, Asshole!.
My Top 3
#lastfm Artists: Bruno Mars (2), Jay-Z (1) & Mark Ronson (1)
#mm bit.ly/as76EK If you watch "Man of Steel" backwards, let me know what its like because I don't have time to watch movies backwards.
Monday's irritate me because I have to wear Blue
Twitter sickness : You'll have a follower who is in IIT/passed and have no sense of humor. Will alter your tweets and mind it.
Dinesh Karthik, Dinesh Bikethik, Dinesh Rickshawthik.
It's not plagiarism. It's copy and paste. Hello!
Karma is like a invisible superhero.
Nobody…
…thinks about you when you’re not around
…is listening when you talk
…knows who you are
…wants you around
…loves you
…cares
if Spongebob is on
you must watch Spongebob
Out of all the APPS in phones, why can't they make one with "un-send a text"
Lesson learnt:- Don’t quit when you’re holding a potentially winning hand. Also drop a losing hand ASAP. And know the difference.
Don't know what to tweet so I am gonna tweet this.
Why did Kim Kardashian name her baby 'GIRL' ?
"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?"
Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason :/
Rainy season is real fun until every type of creepy insect start coming out from the 13th circle of hell.
Real men dont use
#Hashtags on facebook
Why the heck does Facebook think its okay to allow you to
#hashtag on there now? Thats
#DUMB.
Luck favors those who don’t believe in it.
Sometimes overthinking can complicate things!
"ASAP" sounds way more urgent than "As soon as possible"
#FACT Everybody should have Whatsapp. Why do people still send sms?
Everybody should have Wechat. Why do people still make calls?
Horny tweets appear round this time. RUN RUN RUN
Still waiting for the day when I can buy money with happiness
"I never get any retweets"..... maybe because you love Facebook more than Twitter
SHES GOT ME HIGH AND SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YET
I just misspelled misspelled.
There is someone in here who loves me..... just that she doesn't knows this yet ;-P
Where should I apply for you ?
Very well, very well, very well ...
How come Tom Riddle knew about the chamber of secrets?
To the Fake Users with Girls Pic As DP, try using your Sister's Pic ..!
Your inner beauty? OK, hand me the X-Ray Machine
In a parallel universe a grumpy cat would be singing 'Smelly Phoebe Smelly Phoebe...What are they feeding you?'.
Sad to see how many "bloggers" are spamming social media with marketing, instead if interacting :(
Job Description: I'm fulltime instagram model
those who are asking chennai express is not releasing in telugu
ARE YOU LISTENING
@google? RT
@DadduG Google Now is cool but doesn't have the option to update cricket scores. I hope they are working on it