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There are 2 types of people: Those who write something more than just "Happy birthday" on your Facebook wall, and human garbage.
7h
Black people living in the US are called African Americans. Why aren't white people called Caucasian Americans ?
All those fairy tales are full of crap.
Facebook tells me to thank everyone for no goddamn reason. What kind of fucking weird person does Facebook want me to be?
Excited for the future
I always keep 2 Cricket bats under my bed just in case 21 people break in and wanna play cricket
I WISH I WAS IN MARKETING SO I COULD BE IN FLORIDA RN
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TRY TO IMAGINE WHAT ROMNEY WOULD HAVE SAID AS A PRESIDENT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? #ImmigrationAction
Apparently Obama believes he is the president of Mexico.
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"Most of these immigrants have been here a long time. They work hard, often in tough, low-paying jobs." —President Obama #ImmigrationAction
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The immigration problem will be solved when immigrants decide to live in their own country. And thats not something any US policy can solve.
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Obama said "we are & always will be a Nation of Immigrants" #ImmigrationReform #ImmigrationAction I bet Native American Indians are Pissed
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Let me know if you are in a relationship so I can unfollow you, I don't need that type of negativity on my TL
I am so excited for African American Friday after Thanksgiving! ✌
these starter packs tweets are annoying and trashy man
We need a real life @SouthPark episode!
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"Maybe" and "Maybe not" mean the same thing.
This guy is doing it right 😍�pic.twitter.com/1ZuzBEHK7W7W
Calling is better than text. Actually, face to face conversations are BETTER.
Thumbnails aren't really Thumbnails.
What really happened at Kim Kardashian's Photoshoot. pic.twitter.com/eaGJyCmlXa
Facebook should have an option to block all of the things I have already seen on Twitter.
Nothing better than the feeling after a hot shower 😊😊😊
Bae: Come over Me: I can't I am collecting firewood Bae: but I'm home alone Me: pic.twitter.com/lVTf42M6iY
I swear people believe anything they read online. One word answer for everything you've heard.... NO
Holy shit I am tired
Something's happening today, but I can't remember what...
Thanks for nothing, Batman!
Friday mornings should be known as Coffee & Bagel morning. Anything less is unacceptable.
Wonder how long this will last
ME 🌜& 🌛 YOU
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Wow! Which Ninja Turtle is that? 💀💀💀vine.co/v/OMU2lwHiHYYYw8mG
You thot you were special
Kim Kardashian can't do nothing but get naked. That's how she got famous, it's what's going to keep her famous. That's her only talent.
If you say you are a man and you say "ewww" you are a Gay man
Shoutout to all the pears 🍐
The more followers you have the more mixtape links in your Inbox. Fuck this shit man
Todays Google doodle reminds me of Movie - A few good Men.
Woke up this morning thinking about Interstellar. Mind still blown.
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What do weekends feel like?
People mock tumblr. i have never been so educated by a website in my life.Its that good
WHAT THE HELL LOL 😂😂😂vine.co/v/O7VhgJgZUvnMvhkN
For every person you know, there is some last moment at which you will ever see them. For most of them, you won't even know it's happening.
TODAY IS SATURDAY YES
There is more snowfall on Twitter than it actually snowed