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Good morning.. and whom shoud I send kisses to?
How come lot many things depend on exams :( boooo
Why are people still posting their temple run scores ?? -_-
Cant believe people still read the newspaper to find out how fucked up people are.. I just log into twitter
That moment when your friends call you TOPPER even though they know you are struggling to pass the exam!!
Why there is need to have a LinkedIn account ?
blog404.com/social-network… GIVE ME A LOAN AND THEN, LEAVE ME ALONE..!!
Everyone has that one friend who always complains that no one invites him to do anything, but when presented plans, he refuse to do anything
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Procrastinators unite, tomorrow!!
Okay, whatever link that is...it's a spam. Please don't click it!
I got 99 problems and bitches are 98 of them.
There Are Only 2 Problems With TATA NANO:-
1. A Pregnant Woman Cannot Fit Into It..
and 2. A Normal Woman Cannot Get Pregnant In It..!!
All my windows are open, I fucking loving it.
Happy Birthday 'Djoker' Novak Djokovic
OMG! NASA is funding a 3D food printer. You could now print a Pizza ^_^
plus.google.com/10060138061728… Chivalry is not dead, Feminism just has it by the balls.
I have a confession to make...
I'm not going to make it, but I have one.
A best friend is the one who always agrees with your parents :)
Speech to text is so kickass. My pronunciations have improved over time... Feels like an achievement! m/
feels so good when a spiritual song fills your eyes with tears... :')
If you have baby twins & you don't dress them alike, then I HAAAAATE YOU
Every Monday is a new opportunity to kick ass & be awesome. Don’t waste it.
me: "Why do you keep using hashtags on your status updates?" facebookfriend: "I don't even know what that is"
Don't reason with a woman in deep love. You'll say what you want. She'll hear what she likes.
Its a 3rd monday of May 2013 why are you still sitting there NOT chasing your dream ?
Whenever a girl has a new DP, the first thing I think is, " How many tries did she take to do it ? "
Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job, it is an effortless process!
Marathi language is all about complicating simple things..
I wanno do that too. What are the prerequisites ? RT
@Three20kbps Totally & thoroughly enjoyed the Renal Doppler test with a female doc :-D
Action movie ko comedy banana ho toh english movie ka hindi dubbed version dekh lo..
A bullet can kill a body but not a thought even if it is shot in the head.
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They need to add Parstletongue to Google Translate..
After 1 month, the CEO of Tumblr will jump into a well yelling: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion. Did Yahoo borrow the money from Google? Pretty sure Yahoo doesn't have any money.
This Muggle world is too mainstream.
dear yahoo,
NO
from a very angry tumblr user
Why would someone watch movies on TV that they own when its easy to pop the DVD in and not deal with commercials?
#GenuineKoschan I want to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I am too busy. Maybe next year.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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I want to use Ayesha Takia’s 2 'takia's as takias and I would get the best sleep of my life
Dexter and Debra are divorced in real life and the writers flirt with the idea of them being more than just "siblings".
#Tasteless Hey APTITUDE test .. !! I see U as AAAPTITUDE test :P
So Leonard's gone, and Raj can speak to women sober after 6 seasons! Can't wait for season 7! Season 6 was amazing.
If you are FB stalking & you accidentally like their status, just delete your account, change your name, change country & start a new life.
Why didn't Quirrel simply avada kedavra Fluffy, the Giant three headed dog? What happened to Fluffy after the end of Book 1?
#PotterHead Angelina Jolie removes both Breasts and David Beckham retires from Football. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
Nice time to enter politics Sreesanth... In next 10 years, you will be a Congress MP from Ernakulam Constituency...