Speech to text is so kickass. My pronunciations have improved over time... Feels like an achievement! m/
feels so good when a spiritual song fills your eyes with tears... :')
If you have baby twins & you don't dress them alike, then I HAAAAATE YOU
Every Monday is a new opportunity to kick ass & be awesome. Don’t waste it.
me: "Why do you keep using hashtags on your status updates?" facebookfriend: "I don't even know what that is"
Don't reason with a woman in deep love. You'll say what you want. She'll hear what she likes.
Its a 3rd monday of May 2013 why are you still sitting there NOT chasing your dream ?
Whenever a girl has a new DP, the first thing I think is, " How many tries did she take to do it ? "
Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job, it is an effortless process!
Marathi language is all about complicating simple things..
I wanno do that too. What are the prerequisites ? RT @Three20kbps
Totally & thoroughly enjoyed the Renal Doppler test with a female doc :-D
Action movie ko comedy banana ho toh english movie ka hindi dubbed version dekh lo..
A bullet can kill a body but not a thought even if it is shot in the head.
Start Making Up To $5,000/Mo.- Part Time! Set Your Own Hours. Step-by-Step Instr. bsa.ly/17pz #jobs #socialmedia #startup
They need to add Parstletongue to Google Translate..
After 1 month, the CEO of Tumblr will jump into a well yelling: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion. Did Yahoo borrow the money from Google? Pretty sure Yahoo doesn't have any money.
This Muggle world is too mainstream.
from a very angry tumblr user
Why would someone watch movies on TV that they own when its easy to pop the DVD in and not deal with commercials? #GenuineKoschan
I want to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I am too busy. Maybe next year.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
I want to use Ayesha Takia’s 2 'takia's as takias and I would get the best sleep of my life
Dexter and Debra are divorced in real life and the writers flirt with the idea of them being more than just "siblings". #Tasteless
Hey APTITUDE test .. !! I see U as AAAPTITUDE test :P
So Leonard's gone, and Raj can speak to women sober after 6 seasons! Can't wait for season 7! Season 6 was amazing.
If you are FB stalking & you accidentally like their status, just delete your account, change your name, change country & start a new life.
Why didn't Quirrel simply avada kedavra Fluffy, the Giant three headed dog? What happened to Fluffy after the end of Book 1? #PotterHead
Angelina Jolie removes both Breasts and David Beckham retires from Football. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
Nice time to enter politics Sreesanth... In next 10 years, you will be a Congress MP from Ernakulam Constituency...
was sitting, doing nothing and realized that I could be on Twitter, sitting and doing nothing too. So here I am.
And finally "the girl with the yellow umbrella" is Cristin Milioti....the question is, is she really The Mother?
Do a Google image search for "Atari Breakout". Wait a few seconds. GAAAAAME!
Where is everybody? Are you all outside? Who's gonna check my updated Bio?
Is FB trying to tell us something? #Dexter pic.twitter.com/DCaiTpVQY8
Sometimes you win... And sometimes you learn.
David beckham took retirement and gave all his skills to Yousuf Pathan.
Sanjay dutt allowed mattress, shampoo and mosquito repellent in jail.. Headlines on TOI.. Wow!
People who cant do anything REAL, go into management. Engineers RULE.
Ever wondered if someone in the room can actually read minds while thinking about something dirty?
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Pune Warriors have shown that they can beat only IPL champs like RR, CSK and now KKR.. !
finally proved himself that he totally deserved the slapping he got from Bhajji..#spotfixing
Sad about Angelina Jolie removing her boobies but . . she still has her right leg! That 1 leg is more famous than her 2 breasts O_O
News channels are flooded with the bidaai of Sunjay Dutt to jail. TADA BABA TATA!!!
"nyc pic" "You mean New York City pic?" #FBProblems
BlackBerry to launch BBM on Android and iOS this summer! How can someone be so stupid? One reason to buy a BB phone.....no more. #MindFuck
For every charming woman in the world, there's a guy tired of nailing her.
Soon Brad Pitt will be back with Jennifer Anniston. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean