The more footsteps you take the more you leave behind
The statement "This is a picture of me when I was younger" is wrong. Every picture is a picture of you when you were younger.
Here is Groupon's answer to Amazon Drone System... Like a Boss youtube.com/watch?feature=…
is Currently A Tribute To Nelson Mandela
AND NOW ANGRY BIRDS GOES RACING!
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The next United States president will be elected on an anti-ObamaCare platform
To the people saying 11/12/13 won't happen again...so what? Every day won't happen again! You live that moment once and it's gone. LOLZ.
If you go outside and your car is covered by snow, just hop in and drive really fast through your neighborhood, it will blow right off.
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You are welcome ;)
The coupon code I used took off too much money, so I had to buy another thing to get free shipping . Damn you Amazon!
This Seal is soooo sweet ....... potatoe
My Top 3 #lastfm
Artists: The Bloody Beetroots (4), Geographer (3) & Queen (2) #mm bit.ly/as76EK
I never knew the city of Los Angeles was made in India pic.twitter.com/SVk9ukddto
"We did it for Mandela" -Indian Cricket team
There are things that should last forever. Sunday for example.
Best bike rack to confuse bike thieves :D
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If you wouldn't make her a wife, don't make her a mother.
If you wouldn't make him a husband, don't make him a fool.
I am ready to Saturday the shit out this Saturday.
Some people are way too chatty in the morning. SMH
Unless you are music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning.
Neither Obama's mother or father will ever know that they helped give birth to the United States's first black president.
Every single thing we do is a mathematical equation
I don't know what 0ºC feels like because the country I live in uses ºF
Here's to the spooky Christmas ahead!
I wish half the people who posted about Paul Walker's death knew about Mandela's contribution to humanity...#RIPNelsonMandela
Nelson Mandela monument at the site in South Africa where he was arrested 50 years ago. pic.twitter.com/cFGCsal86I
So many revolutionaries die well before their time. We are very lucky that Nelson Mandela got to live a very long and powerful life. RIP
1st Trailer of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' hopefully many things from previous movie will be incorporated & cleared up youtu.be/MpF5M-xkI4w
50 Google Now commands. Awesome!
Wikipedia are trying to guilt me into spending a tiny amount of money in order to access the entirety of mankind's knowledge.
has a functioning website, and wants drones.
Barack Obama has drones, and wants a functioning website.
Sometimes I think people get married just for the Facebook likes.
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My Top 3 #lastfm
Artists: David Guetta (24), Sachin-Jigar (17) & Wham! (11) #mm bit.ly/as76EK
Brian from Family Guy
Brian from Fast and Furious
Brian from The Walking Dead died..
Coincidence i think NOT!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Amazon prime air is gonna start delivering packages to your house by DRONE IN JUST 30 MINUTES. youtube.com/watch?v=98BIu9…
Nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever
Stop abusing bitstrips. Seriously whoever created #Bitstrips
, fuck you and fuck off. Look at some proper art.
If you tweet the same tweet twice, you are unknowingly retweeting yourself
If only twitter could spoonfeed you when you are hungry -_-
It's slightly ironic that Paul Walker died in a car crash. #RIPPaulWalker
If people took life as seriously as they take grammar, typos, followers & other shit on Twitter, there had be a cure for AIDS #WorldAIDSDay
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If there's a god, why doesn't Kim Kardashian have aids yet?