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egghead
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When your mom gives you money and doesn't ask for the change pic.twitter.com/A0rbuZGe13
IF YOU DON'T WITNESS SOMETHING FIRST HAND YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T FUCKING COMMENT ON IT!
You can check-out Twitter any time you like, But you can never leave.
Don't judge a book by its cover makes no sense, a book cover's purpose is so you can make a judgement on it
If Apple had said iPhone 6 bending is a feature, no one would be complaining about it. Too late for that now :P
Twitter is like the "Simpsons already did it" episode of South park, to Facebook.
😍😍😍😍😍 15 minutes till the greatest show on ea@SouthParkhPark 😍😍😍😍😍
I wish I had a soundtrack playing for every moment of my life, I had probably understand my feelings a lot better
Buy iPhone6, keep it in your pocket for a few months, and BAM! You have got an iBracelet to match your Apple Watch!
Namaste, @MarsOrbiter! Congratulations to @isro and India's first interplanetary mission upon achieving Mars orbit.
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India's ISRO's Mars mission costed $74 million, a fraction of the $671 million cost of the USA's NASA!!! #Mangalyaan #MissionMars
LMAO BRUH WTF 😭😭�vine.co/v/OBlM5upuFzltEqr
What if designers only wanted skinny models to save money on fabric?
Dream but don't sleep.
Yeah....She got what she wanted vine.co/v/hMHIPbn7OWt
Best decisions are the toughest to make
Ultimate battle: iPhone6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy Note 4 blog404.com/technology/ult…
Wonder if U2 picked that name just so when they said "We love you!" to a crowd they could respond "We love U2!"
For the internet, #U2 is becoming what #Nickelback has been.
Don't get it why people are surprised by more Kim K nudes? Do you think she had strong morals or something?? LOL
Dang! I deleted my browser history and am now forced to manually type each domain i frequent rather than use predictive type.
iPhone6 Plus is a grown ass phone. It does not need a human bruh
What happened in Scotland is basically an episode of Game of Thrones
Jack, the first person in Australia, to buy the iPhone 6.......will also be the first person to get his iPhone 6 screen repaired :P
As a student, you're either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. ...or all three
I used to respect Jennifer Lopez. Now she has became one of those cheap bitches who make millions by shaking their ass :(
Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea's song 'Booty' Is definitely about ASS in case you were confused!
Cannot see how many favourites or retweets a tweet has! Better be @twitter bug and not a new Twitter "feature"
Made in New York..... but Manufactured in China
2015 is just 3 and a half months away, just let that sink in pic.twitter.com/tlPLnYqMmr
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This is how UK's flag Union Jack will look like after Scotland's independence pic.twitter.com/Rk9euIGExy
If Scotland gains independence, it will be considered Britain's Canada.
#Protip: When watching a movie with a group friends, always Turn ON Subtitles.
An Android Wearable/Apple Watch can't be considered a success until it's socially acceptable to be worn by high school students.
Try this when playing Car Racing Games on your Smartphone. #Hack pic.twitter.com/Er2J8clRlp
Just figured out the hidden meaning behind the classic song "Hotel California"
If Scotland go independent James Bond wont be British spy. I wish he can get work visa to work for MI6 British intelligence agency.
This is what happens when Lightning strikes Sand pic.twitter.com/OCzXru5v8E
😜 😝 πŸ˜› πŸ˜‹ πŸ‘… πŸ˜— 😘 πŸ˜™ 😚 πŸ’‹ πŸ˜₯ 😰 πŸ˜ͺ πŸ˜‚ πŸ’§ 😁 😡 😭 😷 πŸ₯ 😊 😘 😍 😻 β™₯
Hypocrites anger the fuck out of me
Remember telling people to call you after 9 pm when your minutes were free? LOL
Google = Android Wear .Apple = Apple Watch. Fuck! Somebody better acquire PebbleWatch before Microsoft will go out and buy!!!