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Women are never straight β€” they are either lesbian or bisexual. Thats what study says! That was easy.
Do people go to school to learn or just to add more stories to their snap chat story? like seriously, the fuck?
No! Star Wars: Force Awakens wont be the highest grossing movie. Its going to be Batman vs Superman!
❀ instead of ⭐ on twitter. I like the heart breakup animation though. Nice one TwitterπŸ‘Œ
Just noticed Twitter has changed the #star favorite to a #heart like.
Need to buy a new pillow because the one I had have become flat like Taylor Swift's ass πŸ’€
People need to SMILE without selfies
I had say they'll just rebrand Chrome OS and make it run Google Play.
Google is combining Chrome OS with Android? My guess is that its more of the opposite. Android runtime support is being rolled into ChromeOS
The fortune cookie was invented in California! LOL
Not a day goes by that I dont wish Mitt Romney was running for 2016 presidential race.
Playboy has the potential to sell more magazines than ever after dropping hot naked ladies
Making body's we just use for fun. WUT!? Talking Body makes me so uncomfortable
When you're high af and &your homie has to take care of you πŸ˜‚U
Karma's gonna fuck you like a bitch you are 😊
I cannot stop watching this... πŸ˜‚β„οΈβ›„οΈ
Cameras have always been and will always remain the tipping point between good and great phones
At a point in my life where I seriously just want to start my life over πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Kinda want to drink water... Kinda want to take a piss πŸ˜…
Where do all these broke guys get all these fine chicks from πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ like damn
Since when is being nice to people overrated?
I didn't know Adele is just 25 years old. But then why does she look like a 40 year old mother of 3?
How come iphones perform so much better than android in these battery tests.. but in real world usage... iphone performs worse than android.
Eating , sleeping, and bathing are for the weak
Apple has made an Android app that will help you move to iOS. Let that sink in!
When you forget to turn on WIFI and realize you were using your data all this time
It appears that soon there will be tighter control with owning a personal drone than there are with guns.
Never buy anything until you are 65 so that you will qualify for senior discounts! #lifehack #Not
The new facebook notification sound is annoying af
Hands on aren't reviews, they are impressions. Come on people! It's almost end of 2015. How long will it take to understand?
Twitter is now basically just a news ticker where some people pay for their news to get pushed to the top.
Dear Ladies, The bull nose piercing you flaunt is not cute, sexy, or in anyway attractive. You look like ugly bull. Sincerely, Guys
Nexus 6P, codenamed Angler, is named after this fish if you didn't Google it yet !
The wait to get πŸ”₯Nexus 6PπŸ”₯ is killing mKL
Oh so now its become a fashion to hate Whole Foods. Didn't see that coming!
People who breathe really HEAVY freak me the fuck out of me. Like the fuck you doing. Just breathe UNHEAVY or dont. Duh!
Find the right #Syrian rebel to arm - non-trivial task to start your day with | #Syria #????? #ISIL #Nusra #????
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> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn
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Hey you wanna join? We are goin-" Will there be food ?
The top Google search results coming out of Syria indicate that the refugee crisis won't be ending anytime soon.…
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Good news: I pre-ordered Nexus 6P which is supposed to be shipped by October end. Bad news: Status says November 12th
Bad guys with guns cannot be stopped by good guys with "no guns allowed" signs.
USA is not the only nation with mental illness. But they are the only nation with a mentality of loving guns more than children.
Ayeee October, How you doin? πŸ‚β˜•οΈπŸŽƒπŸƒπŸπŸ’›πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰
October the 1st. First things first! Make sure somebody wakes up that guy from Green Day πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚
What sucks about food is that you always have to be awake to eat it πŸ˜”
Live photos in the new iPhone totally reminds me of Harry Potter newspaper with those live photos πŸ˜‚
I was surprised to learn that people actually listen and dance to Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) song. Great job, humanity.

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