If you are FB stalking & you accidentally like their status, just delete your account, change your name, change country & start a new life.
Why didn't Quirrel simply avada kedavra Fluffy, the Giant three headed dog? What happened to Fluffy after the end of Book 1? #PotterHead
Angelina Jolie removes both Breasts and David Beckham retires from Football. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
Nice time to enter politics Sreesanth... In next 10 years, you will be a Congress MP from Ernakulam Constituency...
was sitting, doing nothing and realized that I could be on Twitter, sitting and doing nothing too. So here I am.
And finally "the girl with the yellow umbrella" is Cristin Milioti....the question is, is she really The Mother?
Do a Google image search for "Atari Breakout". Wait a few seconds. GAAAAAME!
Where is everybody? Are you all outside? Who's gonna check my updated Bio?
Is FB trying to tell us something? #Dexter pic.twitter.com/DCaiTpVQY8
Sometimes you win... And sometimes you learn.
David beckham took retirement and gave all his skills to Yousuf Pathan.
Sanjay dutt allowed mattress, shampoo and mosquito repellent in jail.. Headlines on TOI.. Wow!
People who cant do anything REAL, go into management. Engineers RULE.
Ever wondered if someone in the room can actually read minds while thinking about something dirty?
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Pune Warriors have shown that they can beat only IPL champs like RR, CSK and now KKR.. !
finally proved himself that he totally deserved the slapping he got from Bhajji..#spotfixing
Sad about Angelina Jolie removing her boobies but . . she still has her right leg! That 1 leg is more famous than her 2 breasts O_O
News channels are flooded with the bidaai of Sunjay Dutt to jail. TADA BABA TATA!!!
"nyc pic" "You mean New York City pic?" #FBProblems
BlackBerry to launch BBM on Android and iOS this summer! How can someone be so stupid? One reason to buy a BB phone.....no more. #MindFuck
For every charming woman in the world, there's a guy tired of nailing her.
Soon Brad Pitt will be back with Jennifer Anniston. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean
Angelina Jolie and Pamela Anderson. #Kismet
deviantART, not devianTART. Now that's the right way.
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Maaaaaaaaaaan there's so much more time in the day when you don't wake up at noon >>__<<
Random access memories. #nostalgia
People who make their twitter names their birthday should get their Facebook accounts deleted a day before their birthday,
Go = 20% Harold and Kumar
Goa = 30% Supernatural
Gone = 40% Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
(Other 10% = Songs)
Shut up. You can't ALL have the greatest Mom in the world. Fucking Morons.
Happy Mother's Day! Hoping this time to get to know whom Ted Mosby marries in new episode of How I Met Your Mother
Feels like I am in the 19th century when paying with coins.
my battery is about to run ou
If someone asks why you never add your location to your tweets, it's probably a good idea to never add your location to your tweets.
I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning.
Goodbye Twitter. Hello Cruel world.
US visa approved. Dunno how I took two days to tweet about it o.O
On the way to the US embassy in mumbai for an interview. Getting this VISA means having 1 billion twitter followers :D
Its 7pm and I am sweating buckets. I might have just lost some 5kg weight. Welcome to mumbai,
If somebody's status on Facebook is "In a relationship" without "with...", it's a LIE.
Game of Thrones = Skyrim + The Lord of the Rings + XXX
I used to own a system which was exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.
I called it: Windows 98.
Ever wondered why homeless people don't eat stray dogs and pigeons raw?
I don't know what to name my house while checking in on Facebook. Or should I use Foursquare?
I see the same people on my TL consistently and it makes me feel like I am not alone with this weird addiction to Twitter
thats what happens when i try to tweet with my two eyes closed
Why do you people still RT "Quote accounts"? OMG.