Let go of attachments. Cant get more relaxed! Trust me
For people who wanna move to San Francisco, you gotta either lower your living standards 🔧 or increase your money 💰
REPEAT AFTER ME!!!
1. Penny stocks are NOT AN INVESTMENT.
2. Penny stocks are for short term TRADING. Buy dips, sell on rips.
Its sad to see where some of your childhood friends end up 😳
Pain is weakness leaving your body
Never mess with people who have watched both Kill Bill vol 1 and Kill Bill vol 2 movies
I am so happy I listened and bought $MGT stock last week because this stock is in blast off mode $_$
Love Taylor Swift's voice but she be psychotic AF making songs on ex boyfriends 😒
Why dont people understand Consulting is not a Startup 😡
I know simplistic and minimal are the thing now...but...like...I CAN NOT deal with the new Instagram logo. God it's just awful.
I know Gboard will eventually come to Android but I must say it is freaking AWESOME!!
Every girl living in the San Francisco Bay Area has the Golden Gate Bridge as their Facebook cover pic 😂😂😂
They should color the Brooklyn bridge red so that it EASILY looks like the Golden gate bridge 😂😂😂
I would definitely pay for Whatsapp on iPad. C'mon @WhatsApp
Everyone has that friend who asks you which company do you work for everytime you chat with him 🤔
If you are getting news from FB trending topics, you aint getting news where you should in the 1st place. Twitter will always win here.
If a boy likes a girl, everyone knows except her 😩
In the other case, no one knows except the girl 🤔
People who hide their last seen on WhatsApp. Well 😒
People who take Instagram break for a full month and then post 15 pics at one time should not use Instagram 👋🏼
Bernie Sanders will drop out this week.
EMOTIONS HAVE INHERENT LOGIC.
Ted Cruz brought Carly Fiorina onboard just in time for her to do what she excels at, to layoff every member of his campaign
Need an app just to view YouTube subscriptions because YouTube is bad at it
Finally completed Pulp Fiction last night after ignoring for 5 years...Damn what a movie!. Finally understood the meaning of life 👌
You have to learn to say no without feeling guilty.... and that includes saying no to Strippers too.
That urge to have a successful Tech start up ......Or a Food truck business 😩😩😩😩
Samsung Galaxy waterproof phone commercial could have been better than lil Wayne just pouring champagne on it 😂😂😂
I so do want to visit Seattle I read the word "Settle" as "Seattle" every damn time.
Why settle when you can go to Seattle?💀💀💀💀
I feel like BuzzFeed is a source of misguided feminism in 2016
Its supposed to be 1/5 DO YOU EVEN MATHS?
Hate those people who keep begging for Photo Credits on Facebook.
Can people practicing Jehovah's Witness religion become a Doctor 🤔 🤔 ? Asking because they don't believe in blood transfusions...
I am so surprised many Vegetarians 🌿🍃 haven't been to Sushi restaurants 👅 to have vegetarian Sushi and that includes me 🔓 😂
Taylor Swift looks like a middle aged mother 🤔 🤔 🤔
Internship shouldn't affect a relationship .
Taylor Swift was too lazy to make an official music video for "New Romantics"
Love it when people say my name while texting me
Damn sure the next ipad will have a USB-C port if not USB port
In the future all women will stop wearing makeup
Getting married is the only time where you stop being boyfriend-girlfriend without breaking up 🌱 🌱 🌱
I hope Suicide Squad doesn't turn into a comedy, I want this to be dark and fucked up mannnn! 💀💀💀💀💀
I wish I could download money.
It wont be that long in Game of Thrones where dragons siblings commit incest and fuck up with each other 😵😵 😵
Nobody gives a shit about linkedin endorsements
It shouldn't be hard interacting with people because they are just people and not concepts 😄
My office is so cold even my goosebumps have goosebumps ⛄️ . I am NOT regretting not bringing a sweater today because its 77°F outside 🔥
"Panama Papers" seems a promising movie title waiting to be taken. #movieideas
Thanks to Tesla Car-sex would be much easier
'Sorry', 'Please' and 'Thank you' are most said per capita in the Western United States than any other place in the world