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egghead
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Reading is dreaming with open eyes
the amount of 10 year olds that are going to have iPads now is unreal
Vines are just attention seeking reaction gifs.
Wait! @PitchswagLtd is an 'Online' business incubation hub. How is it suppose to work 'Online'?
Distance sucks, my room is so far from the kitchen.
What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? Feyoncé
From Startup Weekend to DemoDay -- all in a week! Report from north of the border miamiherald.typepad.com/the-starting-g… @MiamiHerald #swwpb @StartupPBC
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McDonald's will never deliver, so stop tweeting it every Saturday morning when you're pretending to be hungover from your Friday night out.
My throat is drier than the sahara desert this morning
Either we have a lot in common or you are just copying every single thing I do
Coz you know what to do with that big fat butt vine.co/v/MrWXZvAYL3z
There's something the media is not telling us and never will. It's not a coincidence how so many flights keep disappearing from radar.
This is getting fishy. Another plane Air Algerie flight #AH5017 gone missing is now confirmed crashed in Niger with 110 passengers & 6 crew
Commitment is becoming the new currency.
No matter how terrible a musician is, as long as he comes up with a song with excessive bass implementation, he will make it to the top.
Fighting with strangers is the weirdest thing you can do on twitter.
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Some tweets are being tweeted for ReTweets. Some tweets are being expressed. You can feel the difference.
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I wont have kids until 2090 because I want 90's kids
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The first Dorito I ate was totally coated in seasoning, so now the rest of them seem tasteless and bland :(
Coffee is hot bean juice, Think about it. Take as much time as you need,
Just found out Victoria Beckham is NOT the owner of Victoria's Secret. Why did nobody tell me this before?