Hate those people who keep begging for Photo Credits on Facebook.
Can people practicing Jehovah's Witness religion become a Doctor 🤔 🤔 ? Asking because they don't believe in blood transfusions...
I am so surprised many Vegetarians 🌿🍃 haven't been to Sushi restaurants 👅 to have vegetarian Sushi and that includes me 🔓 😂
Taylor Swift looks like a middle aged mother 🤔 🤔 🤔
Internship shouldn't affect a relationship .
Taylor Swift was too lazy to make an official music video for "New Romantics"
Love it when people say my name while texting me
Damn sure the next ipad will have a USB-C port if not USB port
In the future all women will stop wearing makeup
Getting married is the only time where you stop being boyfriend-girlfriend without breaking up 🌱 🌱 🌱
I hope Suicide Squad doesn't turn into a comedy, I want this to be dark and fucked up mannnn! 💀💀💀💀💀
I wish I could download money.
It wont be that long in Game of Thrones where dragons siblings commit incest and fuck up with each other 😵😵 😵
Nobody gives a shit about linkedin endorsements
It shouldn't be hard interacting with people because they are just people and not concepts 😄
My office is so cold even my goosebumps have goosebumps ⛄️ . I am NOT regretting not bringing a sweater today because its 77°F outside 🔥
"Panama Papers" seems a promising movie title waiting to be taken. #movieideas
Thanks to Tesla Car-sex would be much easier
'Sorry', 'Please' and 'Thank you' are most said per capita in the Western United States than any other place in the world
Just imagine! A different topping on every slice of pizza. #Startupidea
So glad I dont drive a jeep
I keep on hoping for things that will never happen 🙃
Fuck Headhunters on LinkedIn!
I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH 😂😂�mJ4o
Maybe the reason why the cost of living in San Francisco is so high is the city's way of driving out Homeless. Wait! What? #Recursion
Homeless people in San Francisco can live happily in Alcatraz. Maybe the reason they dont go there is because they can't stand the tourists🙃
You should not give someone blessings that they are not ready for...
People are still falling for the look who viewed your Facebook profile scam😭😭😭 Unbelievable!
You still can't click on people's Instagram DPs. I though it's 2016 ??? 😑👺
I see raising the minimum wage in California but I don't think high school kids in their part-time jobs deserve to make $15/hr
Californians celebrating min wage increased to $15/hr should know Part time/Starter jobs are never intended to be Full living wage income
I might as well turn non-vegetarian for 1 day and feed on Kangaroo Curry if I could. Even the dead Kangaroo will bleed blue 😂#IndvsAus
Pretty solid decision tree for the US election
Two things I learnt from #IndVsBan
1. Dont give up till the end
2. Dont celebrate before you win
Searches for "Move to Canada" are higher than at any time in Google history #SuperTuesday
San Francisco: a place where young people come to retire
Woman never marry for money.
They divorce for it. 😂😂😂
I wish Romney was running. He seems to be the only sane compared to the current Republican lot 😓
Everyone hate Hillary but Everyone hates Trump so much more. So we have a clear winner here! 😐
Nobody could have ever thought 10 years back, that the two final presidential candidates would be Donald Trump 😅 VS Hillary Clinton 😅
Can't stop cracking my fingers every 2 hours 😷
There's a special place in hell reserved for those person who put the face-swap filter on Snapchat 😒🖕🏼
A person so untrustworthy and dishonest as Hillary Clinton must not become president. But a Trump nomination enables her victory.
It's freezing outside, where the hell is "global warming"??
Mr. Krabs protecting the Krabby Patty formula 😂c
Woohoo! We just got our own 'Silicon valleys 1st Bollywood FM Hindi station' 😍 - Bolly 92.3 FM. Nash FM country music got moved to 107.7 FM
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when Shark Tank is on.....That's what I call - Bull's eye!
Hoping John Kasich and Ben Carson to drop out of the race after Super Tuesday.