Sometimes you need to hate your life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 🔥🔥🔥
"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" is the new "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
The proud moment was to see everybody gathered to watch the match and that match wasn't the cricket match...!! Thank you #PVSindhu
Imagine if Nokia started making smartphone cases!
People have forgotten how to laugh anymore
I will never know why people hate Ellie Goulding 😔😞
She is so stunning and her voice is incredible 😍
Happy 15th of August India!
Much love and Independence to you from all over the world
Can feel your presence in Silicon Valley strongly :D
Love these Pokemon theories, they just get really deep and gets the brain thinking 🤔
People can actually figure out how to use Instagram and so the stories. Not so much for Snapchat.
Why are people posting their Snapchat accounts on the new Instagram stories? 😂😂
Just overheard a person asking if its legal to carry weed on a flight from Denver to Seattle 😂😂😂
Literally everyone i spoken to in Seattle have migrated from California or are from out of country 😂
When The Weed Hit😩🍃uCb Whoever created this I want to give $100 to that person. Very funny and creative 😂😂😂
WHY IS EVERY POKEMON SUDDENLY SHOWING 3 FOOTPRINTS???!!!
Its crazy how your mindset can just change over a useless opinion
The American equivalent for #Muggle
is called a "#NoMaj
" (short for "No Magic")
I will always say #Muggle
When an #Acquisition
occurs, the purchasing company's share price almost always drops a bit & the bought out company's stock will rise.
Verizon better not fuck up Yahoo Fantasy sports.
... TIMING IS ALL... you have to know when to BUY, when to HOLD and more important when to SELL
Pokemon Apocalypse has Begun.
iPhone 7 leaks in all four colors, but no black option #BlackPhonesMatter
👀 When she got dat booty �vine.co/v/iY2q1xFenFj
I just hope nobody gets killed while playing Pokemon Go
Matter of time before people start using drones to catch Pokemon?
PDFs is where your data goes to die.
if you already have a choice, please dont ask your valuable customers to vote. #Nougat
was not even close to #Neyappam
Jay-z can't get the hood to use #TIDAL
, but Apple will get millennials. LOL
JUST NOTICED THAT HALF OF 2016 IS OVER ALREADY 😫😫😫😱😱😱
100% sure South Park will do an episode mocking Brexit
Did the recent Silicon Valley episode just had this dialogue - "Every desi in the valley knows about it" 🤔😂
Signing up for a Costco Visa Card at the Costco Warehouse makes me want to join Sam's Club.
Would not be surprised if Twilio stock goes down more then 10% tomorrow
Something new I have learnt: Medical stock will always fall without news but will go up only with PR
Football ⚽ beats 🔥 Soccer
Argentina 4-USA 0
Please Apple. iMessage on Android. I know it's unlikely but one can dream.
If you are looking to buy marijuana, go to a legit businesses and avoid street dealers who might rob you. #ItsLegal
New Tesla model 🚘 will be cheaper than BMW or Mercedes. It's time to end our dependence on not only "foreign" oil, but oil altogether! 😛
THEY NEED TO GET MORE 🍩 DUNKIN DONUTS 🍩 IN CALIFORNIA. THIS ISNT FAIR
Is Lorde coming out with new stuff or is she done?
I thinks Selena Gomez looks filipino
What is better, to zoom in and then take a photo OR take a photo and then crop it?
My dinner got cold because I couldn't find something to watch on Netflix quick enough 😩
Who else just Googled Jeb Bushes wife after watching today's new Family Guy episode 😝😝😝
Let go of attachments. Cant get more relaxed! Trust me
For people who wanna move to San Francisco, you gotta either lower your living standards 🔧 or increase your money 💰
REPEAT AFTER ME!!!
1. Penny stocks are NOT AN INVESTMENT.
2. Penny stocks are for short term TRADING. Buy dips, sell on rips.
Its sad to see where some of your childhood friends end up 😳
Pain is weakness leaving your body
Never mess with people who have watched both Kill Bill vol 1 and Kill Bill vol 2 movies