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egghead
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Evolving business eras 1 Whats financially possible gets built 2 Whats technically possible gets built 3 Whats socially possible gets built
The periodic table is like the #2048 of the universe
Hate it when people say O when they should really say 0
Google Camera app will be known as the cure of VVS (Vertical Video Syndrome).
Facebook engineers originally wanted to call the "Like" button the "Awesome" button. I would've "Awesome'd" that.
Maybe Apple put the "S" in their phone names (4S, 5S), as a way to mock Samsung's (S3, S4, S5)
Waits for Google, Apple and Facebook to release a gaming console to challenge the Playstation and Xbox
There is a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you are the one that will change theirs.
The best part of Facebook I like is when people announce birthday plans & nobody likes or comments on it.
Formula 1 Pit Stops 1950 & Today: youtu.be/RRy_73ivcms via @YouTube i saw it 3 times to understand what happened
Life's too short. Just do whatever the hell makes you happy
Thanks a lot #usairways for finding that plane finally! I reakon it's someone's last day
Some people make your day..........by not being a part of it.
#ProTip: When there is so much to do...and you dont know where to start... just go take a nap
*applies for Summer Internship at Hogwarts*
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Avicii (16), Katy Perry (14) & Hardwell (10) #mm bit.ly/as76EK
No matter how awesome your Sunday is, you will always be thinking about Monday and shaking your head.
If somebody's status on Facebook is "In a relationship" without "with...", it's a LIE.
Sunday sucks whatever happened to the good cartoons
Game of Thrones would be better with a hip hop soundtrack.
Guys On Twitter - Sex, Boobs, Beer & Ego. Guys in Real Life - Mummy is Pajama ka nada dhila ho gaya , naya laga do.
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Fine, you can compare your kid's marks to your neighbor's kid. Soon he'll compare you with other parents, dont get offended at that time.
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