If you are injured & friends tell you you're going to die, it's fine. But if they tell you it's going to be okay, then you're going to die!
Watching a parent making their lil one laugh is most satisfying thing to watch. No matter who you are, seeing that makes your heart feel joy
Find skilled workforce to replace H1B or fix the immigration system and make it merit based. Obama couldnt do anything, how will Trump help?
The world's happiest countries are also the countries that take the most antidepressants. I don't know if this should make me happy or sad.
Microsoft Surface Studio is so beautiful.. I wonder if Apple has an answer to this.. If not, then the iMac is dead
Twitter hasn't evolved much unlike Instagram. I know very few people who even look/post on Twitter compared to many active Instagram users.
it's not a good time to be a clown this Halloween
There needs to be a Harry Potter magic show.
You should be able to buy the Kindle version of a book @amazon
at reduced price if you already bought Paper version & vice versa #Petition
Once the United States lands on Mars, they would occupy the red (Mars), white (The Moon), and blue (Earth) 🇺�#Merica
What if this Creepy Clown thing is a publicity stunt for a movie ?
Columbus Day in America is always the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving!
What kind of sorcery is this?
Happy Thanksgiving Canada! 🍁 Do you guys eat turkey 🦃 just like in America or some different bird ?
👅 PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA 🍕
Wouldn't the quality of life be much lower on Mars? You'd have to live in a dome or underground, right? I dont think I'd want to live there
Mars is going to have so many Tesla dealerships once Elon Musk establishes colonies
Surprisingly, we didnt get Jack Sparrow in this trailer. At least Javier Bardem looks interesting as Captn Salazar youtu.be/1xo3af_6_Jk
Wonder how many people will dress up as Harambe this Halloween 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐
I downloaded Google Allo to play with the assistant. No one I know uses it, and without desktop/web support it's pretty useless.
The baby born to a man who was a woman who got pregnant by a woman who was a man dailym.ai/2d9XCGX
Wonder if there are any American restaurants in China owned by white couples who barely speak Chinese
Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt !?!? No more #Brangelina
Even if you are Brad Pitt, you are still not good enough 😩 😩 😩
People saying iphone 7 is not worth are the same people who havent finished paying their contract iphone 5 and 6 😂😂
Definitely buying 📹@xiaomi
i's YI 4K Action Camera tomorrow if@GoPro
o doesnt come up with GoPro5 tomorrow
1. Never travel with Tom Hanks.
2. Never go on a mission with Matt Damon.
Look out for Movies/Songs having this phrase - "It's got a good beat and you can dance to it."
1st Harambe, now the Headphone jack 😢😤🙏🏼
I am glad Harambe didnt live to see Apple get rid of the earbuds jack
R.I.P Harambe we miss you!
iPhone 7 sales are gonna explode!!!
Atleast it won't explode like the Note 7.
I wish Google combines allo+duo+ hangout
This will be an ideal app I beleive 💡
🎵 Cheap Thrills by Sia 🎵 is my happy song 😭 Love that song for some reason💕 💕 💕
Bumble girls are the exact same Tinder girls just with makeup on
Sometimes you need to hate your life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 🔥🔥🔥
"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" is the new "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
The proud moment was to see everybody gathered to watch the match and that match wasn't the cricket match...!! Thank you #PVSindhu
Imagine if Nokia started making smartphone cases!
People have forgotten how to laugh anymore
I will never know why people hate Ellie Goulding 😔😞
She is so stunning and her voice is incredible 😍
Happy 15th of August India!
Much love and Independence to you from all over the world
Can feel your presence in Silicon Valley strongly :D
Love these Pokemon theories, they just get really deep and gets the brain thinking 🤔
People can actually figure out how to use Instagram and so the stories. Not so much for Snapchat.
Why are people posting their Snapchat accounts on the new Instagram stories? 😂😂
Just overheard a person asking if its legal to carry weed on a flight from Denver to Seattle 😂😂😂
Literally everyone i spoken to in Seattle have migrated from California or are from out of country 😂
When The Weed Hit😩🍃uCb Whoever created this I want to give $100 to that person. Very funny and creative 😂😂😂
WHY IS EVERY POKEMON SUDDENLY SHOWING 3 FOOTPRINTS???!!!
Its crazy how your mindset can just change over a useless opinion
The American equivalent for #Muggle
is called a "#NoMaj
" (short for "No Magic")
I will always say #Muggle
When an #Acquisition
occurs, the purchasing company's share price almost always drops a bit & the bought out company's stock will rise.
Verizon better not fuck up Yahoo Fantasy sports.