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Imagine how many more young lives would be improved if sex education had the same funding and marketing as the anti-smoking movement?
Fuck those "Lets make him/her/them famous" posts on Linkedin
So many dating sites. So much a waste of time.
10000% sure Twitter's new "soon be implemented" 10,000 character limit will be revealed to be a April Fool's day prank 😅😂
If Bernie Sanders wins the Presidency, he'll eventually win Nobel Prize.
FINALLY. Live streams that don’t disappear – unless you delete them! @MeVeeApp
Dog pants, for humans.Would it be like this, or like that?
Everyone is being so cool about not spoiling the new Star Wars movie that I might have to actually watch it 🐰
2015 was the most disgusting year ever
Pope Francis used to work in a bar as a bouncer before he became pope
So next time pay attention to the bouncer you could meet the next Pope
If you are waiting for the right time, it's Now.
Why does 80's feel much cooler and exciting than today? 🤔🤔🤔
When people don't post pictures of their vacation I start to wonder how it went. 😂😂😂😂🤔
I am not wasting my money on buying some fucking ugly sweater for Christmas. Participants of ugly sweater parties can kiss my ass
Instagram should have a button that says "go 🔙to the first pic" all that scrolling⤵️ for what 👀to kill the battery life 📵like what 😂😂😂😂
Woke up to watch Saturday morning cartoons 😁 just like old times.#bliss
Fuck a girlfriend, I need a soulmate 😏💪
Its your life. Be happy. Be sad. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Star Trek is not a name of some trekking group?
Everything is a negotiation!
On Tinder, the side which unmatches first, wins
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
you are Not perfect,
that's what makes you unique!
I have a feeling Oprah will never get Married
2015 is about to end and there's no way to edit Facebook notes on Google Chrome!
Taylor Swift herself is the problem in the relationship that's what!
If you're dumb and want to be rich, don't worry.
Donald Trump is living proof that you can be dumb and still become a billionaire
Magnets make everything better!
Realised I was looking for inspiration and news on the wrong platform - Facebook. I have missed you, Twitter!
Steve Jobs was a spokesperson and did not create anything. He would tell people to create something and then he would stamp his name on it.
Avoid turkey this thanksgiving guys!
It's way too close to Syria.
This world needs a big group hug
CALIFORNIA YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET THIS COLD WHAT THE HELL MAN
Tell me what you know about dreams, dreams 😴💏
🚶🚶I am on the pursuit of happiness & I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold
It's funny how everybody is waiting for Thanksgiving to eat food, like y'all not eating good everyday 😂 😂 😂
WISH I STUDIED MARKETING SO I COULD BE IN FLORIDA RIGHT NOW
Charlie Sheen didn't catch HIV....HIV caught Charlie Sheen
Paris is supposed to be the city of love not hate. This is so upsetting. Stay strong Paris ♥️
Eiffel Tower cleverly turned into peace symbol. We stand with the people of #Paris
Bobbleheads are overrated
Women are never straight — they are either lesbian or bisexual. Thats what study says!
That was easy.
Do people go to school to learn or just to add more stories to their snap chat story? like seriously, the fuck?
No! Star Wars: Force Awakens wont be the highest grossing movie.
Its going to be Batman vs Superman!
❤ instead of ⭐ on twitter. I like the heart breakup animation though. Nice one Twitter👌
Just noticed Twitter has changed the #star
favorite to a #heart
Need to buy a new pillow because the one I had have become flat like Taylor Swift's ass 💀
People need to SMILE without selfies
I had say they'll just rebrand Chrome OS and make it run Google Play.