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Ahh! Photography
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
Scarfing the LH Statue today at 5:25 will be team captain Maylee Johnson and the T&T Women's National Team.
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I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
God gave men muscles because he gave women strength.
Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk. Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, & in the morning I shall be sober.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Its only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames. Harry Hill
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Happiness is action. David Thomas
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. Doug Larson
Advertising is totally unnecessary. Unless you hope to make money. Jef I. Richards
We're open early for the game! Come to your favorite local bar and watch TX vs OU. If you wear anything longhorns...
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Firefighter: 'At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well ...basically... your house burned even faster.' (via @chasburton)
#SharkTank - "You don't build a business. You build people, and people build the business." Zig Ziglar
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Notice: The How To Overcome Tardiness course starts at 7 pm. Don't be late.
Senator Bill Bradley on Al Gore's health plan: "He is trying to toast a marshmallow with a flashlight."
ever wonder who inspired @mikeroweworks to take on all those dirty jobs? he tells me this weekend on #sgmd #gottadoit
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Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
We had a black out the other night, but the police made him get back in his car
The early worm gets the bird.
I have a natural beauty. But time is doing unnatural things to it.
#FriscoFarmersMarket today 8a-1p or sell out! Next Saturday is the last day of FFM for 2014 - come on out!
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Let every man be respected as an individual & no man idolized. Albert Einstein
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. Erica Jong
I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating!
May flowers always line your path & sunshine light your day. Irish Blessing
You build a successful career, regardless of your field of endeavor, by the dozens of little things you do on & off the job. Zig Ziglar
I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
A @PeterLik gallery is a field trip, this photog go's hard. If you just went to the @OurPPA 2015 Nashville keynote to hear him you would win
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Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt
Bumper Sticker: Back Off! I'm Not That Kind of Car.
BumperSnicker: I brake for no apparent reason.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
"Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness." - Napoleon Hill
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I'm not saying she's a tramp, but her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
HaplessHeadline: Analysis: Are illegals countable?
If it weren't for procrastination, I'd never get anything done.
A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion.
Who's heading to @OurPPA 2015 in Nashville? I will definitely be there field a few questions at the @DNPPhoto booth. #photography
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The barman says "we don't serve time travellers here". A time traveller walks into a bar.
After six months of regular exercise, I can touch my knees without bending the floor.
We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we will always be free. Ronald Reagan
#TrafficAlert: All directions Preston/380 now open. Exit ramps from N & S Preston to 380 remain closed until signal repairs are completed.
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A department store advertised in the paper it's having a Baby Sale. We always used to make 'em back home where I come from.