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Ahh! Photography
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Men vs Women? Women are 40 dials & knobs. Men have one switch, marked "On-Off."
Men vs Women? Women want 1 man 2 satisfy her every need. Men want every woman 2 satisfy his 1 need.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Win a scholarship to TX School of Professional Photography! October 28th at 8:00 PM we are going to run a "Crash...
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Mark Twain
Halloween is 10 days away & its pumpkin carving time! Click link for a Riders pumpkin stencil!
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Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope & confidence. Helen Keller
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
A nest is supposed to be a temporary environment - are you still snuggled safely into yours?
Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. Zig Ziglar
I have HIV. But don't worry, I still get to draw four more Scrabble tiles. via @sargedunn1
ItsTimeToLoseWeightWhen: Your driver's license says, 'Picture continued on other side.'
Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached.
4 Days left to enter and have Deuce join you for Trick-or-Treating! Post your costume pics 2day! #HalloweenwithDeuce
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Old actors never die, they just drop a part
Change your thoughts & you change your world. Norman Vincent Peale
Weaving cars mean looming accidents.
Staggering Photo of Storm above Tree's in Tassie #Australia
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I joined health spa recently. They had a sign that said free weights. So I took a couple.
Immense power is acquired by assuring yourself in your secret reveries that you were born to control affairs. Andrew Carnegie
To a hungry man it is, rightly, more important that he eat than that he philosophize. W. H. Auden
The stomach expands to accomodate the amount of junk food available.
I can't think right now. I'm working.
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I drive like lightening.' 'You drive fast?' 'No. I hit trees.'
HaplessHeadline: Ambulance shake-up poses risks. Really? Drive safer.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Gives short planks a bad name.
"The right attitude rarely leads to the wrong action." - Tom Ziglar
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LetItNotBeSaidOfU Surfing in Nebraska.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Rusty springs in the mousetrap.
Old football players never die, they just kick off
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Ronald Reagan
Woo Hoo I got my membership to the PPA!!! @OurPPA
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Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornados & hail.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I'd rather achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen
LetItNotBeSaidOfU If ignorance were bliss, she'd be orgasmic.
ICYMI, we extended our $24 playoff two-pack offer through the weekend! Get yours -->
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Never stand between a dog & a tree.
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. Albert Einstein
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we would all sleep in toasters.
Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves. Zig Ziglar
What is powerful is when what you say is just the tip of the iceberg of what you know. Jim Rohn
TSA keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams! YourFriendlyTSA
Zero is sometimes better than nothing.
Why do people run after money? Shouldn't they be running towards it?