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Diaper spelled backward is repaid...
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
Make happy those who are near, & those who are far will come. Chinese proverb
If you think there is good in everybody, then you obviously haven't met everybody.
Moreland goes 3-for-4 with a single and two doubles. Frisco falls to the RockHounds tonight 9-4.
atmilb.com/13RQfW8 If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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@TweetVacationHQ @jg2009 @Cleanse_Colon The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Miss Taylr Johnson, Lewisville High School. © Ahh! Photography. All rights reserved.
fb.me/1mMxZMQOe On the human chessboard, all moves are possible. Miriam Schiff
The world gets a little better every day, & a little worse during the evening news.
CameraTip If I didn't have my camera to remind me constantly, I would have forgotten my reason to exist. Annie Leibovitz
Some people lie when the truth doesn't fit.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. Ben Sweetland
I was kidnapped & they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
How does "looking good on paper" translate into real relationships? Mariah chats about her "ideal" client. -
ow.ly/lOqUc Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. Robert Frost
May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs & never burn your buns.
One last reminder to join us
@LondonerFrisco tonight for bartending w/
@GdoubleJohn &
@StephenKeel22 during
#USAvsHON ow.ly/ma8xe A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blown-part.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid." - Basil King
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
Errors: CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
Spectacular Abstract Image of a River
j.mp/Artp11 #Awesome #Art Ideas are great provided they don't degenerate into work.
After a serious accident, the patient wakes,Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs! Doctor: I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!
RUA Redneck? You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
If you run out of sick days, call in dead.
WhatClichésMean He hit a home run = They heard what they wanted to.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Mark Twain
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
A penny saved is a government oversight.
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@okatein12 @SudhakarRam @shabbir1823 Mr. Benjamin Michaud, Ponder High School. ©Ahh! Photography. All rights reserved.
Way cool homage, Michaud!
fb.me/1wPE0qWTR Insanity. Grounds for divorce in some states. Grounds for marriage in all.
Old anesthesiologists never die, they just run out of gas
Old archers never die, they just bow & quiver.
I'm not 50. I'm 18 with 32 years of experience.
Unlike women, airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch & go.
In his first at-bat, Moreland grounded into a double play
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@AJ CameraTip If I didn't have my camera 2 remind me, Im here to do this, I would eventually have slipped away. A Leibovitz
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer. Ronald Reagan
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
@OurPPA I appreciate the offer, but I signed up already. Reading the benefits on your website was more than enough to convince me to join!
It said, 'Insert disk #3,' but only two will fit!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.