What if i CAN believe its not butter?
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LetItNotBeSaidOfU Tries to drown fish.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing; it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well." - Voltaire
Why is it people announce their names at AA meeting?
LetItNotBeSaidOfU His IQ test results came back negative. They got a false positive.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. Linus Van Pelt
When I’m hungry I have the attention span of a
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
The black plague. Isn't it bubonic, don't ya think?
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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning & doesn't stop until you get to work.
if you want to have a friend you have to be a friend
How much shall I be changed, before I am changed! John Donnell
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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
It is those who have a deep & real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life. Evelyn Underhill
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
CameraTip I was extravagant in the matter of cameras - anything photographic - I had to have the best. Edward Weston
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Sadness & gladness succeed each other.
Miss Rachel Malamut, Flower Mound High School. (c) Ahh! Photography. All rights reserved. fb.me/2aOPqTMUe
Not only did my X drive me crazy, she made me pay for the gas. <jk>
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
is here! We love this for two reasons: weekend is near and we love funny. Share your best 'bombs @OurPPA
Living at risk is jumping off the cliff & building your wings on the way down. Ray Bradbury
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick boxing.
It is very difficult to go back & make a brand new start.But you can always start from now & make a brand new ending.
Competition brings out the best in products & the worst in people. David Sarnoff
Your mission: Find a #photobombfriday
at lunch. Share with @OurPPA
upon your return. Ready! Set! Go!
Old seamstresses never die, they just come to the point
LetItNotBeSaidOfU One ear short of a bushel.
I used to work at a bra factory until it went bust.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
Once in Africa I lost the corkscrew & we were forced to live off food & water for weeks. Ernest Hemingway
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. Mark Twain
What is Satan’s last name??
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease. Children.
Gorgeous Sunset Photo smq.tc/UTp1gr
Great Colours - "Sunset Beach" #ArtPhoto
No distance, place or lapse of time lessens the friendship of those thoroughly persuaded of the other's worth. Robert Southey
Time is money. & the only kind that can't be counterfeited.
On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal,
If a man is going through his mid-life crisis, & plays hide-and-seek, does he lose because he cannot find himself?