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"No such thing as a professional photographer," said
@marissamayer. Here's our response:
ppa.com/article.cfm?It… #yahoo #prophotog It’s not reality that’s important, but how you perceive things.
BumperSnicker: Live fast, die sideways.
I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend. She was seeing someone else.
Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud. Homer: But he's way the hell up there! (via
@simpsonsquote)
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary. Mark Twain
Why is it impossible to suffocate by holding you’re breath?
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen. Ronald Reagan
How much Healthy Choice Ice Cream can I eat before its no longer a healthy choice?
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@TriCoast @OurPPA Don't have some words with your wife. She may have some paragraphs with you.
HaplessHeadline: Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Old photographers never die, they get sent to the Old focus home
A handicapped golfer is a man who plays golf with his wife.
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@RWWRSS @spacecafe @DiamondsJewell LetItNotBeSaidOfU He couldn't count to 21 in the shower.
That's a nice suit. When did the clown die?
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. Mae West
Wonderful Travel Image from Hydra
smq.tc/SYKmnv of Boats in Harbour "Hydra Blue"
It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later. Lucimar Santos de Lima
LetItNotBeSaidOfU The access light's on, but the drive's not spinning.
If you want to die happily, learn to live; if you would live happily, learn to die. Celio Calcagnini
@luvmyshell @PPMagazine Don't update your profile - join our LinkedIn Group instead. You'll join other "un"professionals! :)
LetItNotBeSaidOfU She's all thumbs. <Given the political correctness movement, this 1 is now really bad!>
Regular naps prevent old age...especially if you take them while driving.
You know when food has replaced sex in your life, when nobody can get into your pants.
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm & defy it. Amelia Barr
LetItNotBeSaidOfU He's so dense, the light bends around him.
They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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@FundySoftware Can a teacher give a homeless student homework??
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. grenade is not our friend.
The ocean is rising. Why isn't it number of boats instead of global warming?
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder.
Every obnoxious act is a cry for help. Zig Ziglar
Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves. Happiness is something we are. John B. Sheerin
Our minds can shape the way a thing will be because we act according to our expectations. Federico Fellini
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. Gale Sayers
Are part time band leaders semi-conductors?
Beautiful Travel Image from New Zealand
j.mp/Artp18 #ArtPhoto #Travel We handle more packages than the USPS. YourFriendlyTSA
A house is not a home unless it contains food & fire for the mind as well as the body. Margaret Fuller
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. Eurpides