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HowCliché? If looks could kill, she could put your eye out.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU One sub short of a party platter.
HaplessHeadline: Stationery Shop Moves
Happiness is a warm puppy. Lucy Van Pelt
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain
HaplessHeadline: Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Back burners not fully operating.
Of course I know how to shut up. I just never know when to.
Amazing Brillant Image of a Wave Curl
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@ArtPhoto Goals are dreams with deadlines.
HowCliché? you don't know what's in the pickle barrel till you can't take it with you.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Fell out of the ugly stupid tree & hit every branch on the way down.
Errors: As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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@nageuri @NaijaCorpers @GadgetNewZ LetItNotBeSaidOfU A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent its coming back. Nigerian Proverb
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I tried jogging once. I was walking the dog & he saw a cat.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Lots of silverware on his table, but no plates.
Miss 6-26 Michella Gibson, Lewisville High School. © Ahh! Photography. All Rights Reserved.
fb.me/2dQuuvY0K It was my mother who taught me the value of money. She pointed out that it’s written on the currency. (via
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LetItNotBeSaidOfU As smart as an automatic email responder script.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. John Gunther
You make the beds, you do the dishes, & six months later you have to start all over again.
Miss Michaella Gibson, Lewisville High School. Nothing says Texas like a prom dress, boots, and a calf!
fb.me/tVu780mJ The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
Dogs shed, cats shred. (via
@forces2)
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others bring happiness whenever they go.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. Mark Twain
HaplessHeadline: Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
RedneckChurch? The Baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized "Wheeling" washtub.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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paper.li/CameraTip/inst… Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, & some days you're the statue.
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@miyokimi78 @loved_megane @suzanalee It's not what you wear; it's how you take it off.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU More marbles in a spray-paint can than brains in his head.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from creeping down into your body.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers
I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95 Plus Shipping & Handling
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over
Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted & published every day, like those of a baseball player.
Travel Image
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#Artphoto If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
So, tell me, is it really better to have loved & lost, than to have loved & won?