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Ahh! Photography
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The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Make it idiot proof and a better idiot will come along.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Lord save me from your followers.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE, out to get you.
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I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton.
Got my silver medal pin from @OurPPA today for this year's International Photographic Competition!… instagram.com/p/tBWdAiJ-ca/
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Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
"Other people and things can stop you temporarily. You're the only one who can do it permanently."- Zig Ziglar pic.twitter.com/EeFEFqMm2g
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
All men are idiots ... I married their king.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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LetItNotBeSaidOfU Her gardening skills were heralded in last months "Weeders Digest".
"Make no small plans for they have no power to stir the soul." - Niccolo Machiavelli
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Never play golf with a mortician. They always end up on top at the last hole.
She drank shellac and died. But what a lovely finish.
LetItNotBeSaidOfU Has a Pullman Car Smile. One upper, one lower.
Doc told me to drink medicine after a hot bath. I can barely finish drinking the bath.
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