After seeing The Butler, Forrest Whitaker was so moved by his own performance he shed tear
I could become any of the 12 different types of old Jews scattered around me in Nate N Al's right now. All are cool w/ me.
Sometimes you just need a beer, am I right?! Lovin' the original look of these @MillerLite
cans #TheOriginal pic.twitter.com/4ANCjvpEz7
If you're World Wide Wes do you even want the Knicks job?
TMRW NIGHT after tosh.0 a sneak peak of #KROLLSHOW
S2. WATCH/DVR/RT pic.twitter.com/YMnw4qG2NH
I'd feel safer as a pedestrian in Grand Theft Auto then I do in a CVS anywhere in California
Working on a Bill Brasky for tonight's SNL.
: Disney's 'It's A Small World' Goes on New Ride as Web Series on.variety.com/195IIY6
” Tough to see day after Mandella
I feel like the swastikas could have played more effectively in smaller doses? #TheSoundOfMusicLive
How many roster spots on an NFL football team 149?
Christmas Mindy tonight on Fox at 9:30
I went on @thedougmand
's Doodie Calls podcast & explained why OCD didnt let me shit in a public bathroom for 26 yrs. tinyurl.com/nsl8du9
Damn shame for my man #PW
had to id him by his teeth! #FeelForHisFam
Why I always gotta reset my Wi-Fi
Zero right putting that multivitamin into my body like it was business as usual after behaving like I did this week.
: Being fulfilled is something food alone can't do. You must nourish. WHat Are You Hungry For?" Not today dipshit, not today.
He's here! ArScheerio Paul is in the house. Watch tonight! #Arsenio #Arscheerio @paulscheer pic.twitter.com/sXpdKJgc2t
Kate Spencer is a hilarious great person! on.vh1.com/1a1EpIU @katespencer
I don't just go to the gym to stay healthy. I go to stay thick and use weights to get thicker. Its simple but thats the "Coco Secret"
Mindy Project 9:30 on Fox
i just wanted to understand the reference. Thank you” @2chainz
he just wanted to get the reference, he's cool. 🍜
Hey peeps please spread the word!!! come out and support the Yolonda relief efforts! losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3712 pic.twitter.com/TUeDVKt3Ko
One of my Pussy Posse @jondaly
just dropped a new comedy on Amazon called BETAS. Go Stream that ish #tvontheweb #ohyeah #ohyeah
Happy Birthday Mom !! Your birthday falls on the Shabbat. Beautiful times. We love you. #statfam
. Keep… instagram.com/p/hCAlxgqA2L/
Hold onto your Musketeer hats. The @PeteHolmesShow
starts NOW on @tbsveryfunny
Congrats to @thefredsavage
, elected tonight to the TV Academy's Board of Governors, directors peer group.
Midnight Madness.... Watch tonight TBS 12am THE PETE HOLMES SHOW w/ @peteholmes
. Guest: @adampally
Can't get out the garage! #Trapped
giving Pete so much shit and also arguably my favorite bit - Audience Overshare. #peteholmes
You only need one comedy Chanukah album for the rest of your life! THX @Racheldoesstuff
and @jackdolgen tinyurl.com/kapf97e
Mindy 2night 9:30 on Fox directed by Greg Daniels Written by @ikebarinholtz
recapped incorrectly to me by my grandmother
Just dropped 32 with Iman in 2K.
When you have young children, people say "you can never have this time back", and I'm like, "I know... and they're robbing it from me".
: A guy just pointed at me and said 'comedian?' So either he recognized me or saw that I'm an adult wearing shorts.” In November
Some free advice for Shump: If you want to get on the Knicks good side - play less defense, shoot more step-backs & smoke more hydro…
Oh shit! It's the host of Doodie Calls w/ @thedougmand
on Totally Laime and it is SO MUCH FUN! totallylaime.com/2013/11/15/dou…
I'm hanging with my buddy @katespencer
all morning here if you want to ask questions on.vh1.com/17W0lLx
15 MINUTES until our #VeryVH1
live chat with @adampally
+ 2/1C! Have your questions ready for him!: on.vh1.com/17W0lLx
I'm not kidding. I was born with the nickname Hollywood.
This sketch is nothing short of genius. And that makes sense cause comedy genius' @willhines
& Neil Casey wrote it. youtube.com/watch?v=tMEjpX…