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adam pally
actorcomedian 105,863 followers
Here's a short clip from the upcoming Season 5 just in time for Halloween. ow.ly/DzvR8 #Portlandia
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Want a limited edition t-shirt designed by ME? With ME on it? For charity? Go here to get one: represent.com/sethrogen pic.twitter.com/GqaGnWP7NS
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Sorkin is extremely allergic to all dander, so please have your furry family members shaved and bathed triweekly. We really appreciate it!
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I didn't go back to Chicago for my college reunion because I knew I'd probably slip up and mention almond milk.
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The "This Acknowledges that Every Child at LFDC is Very Loved and Very Equal" bumper stickers were delayed due to a glue dispute in Austin.
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Just got back from seeing @amypoehler and @sethmeyers @92Y. Amy talked about new book "Yes, Please" and was generally adorable...Seth too..
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The world is better because Amy Poehler is in it and I have been waiting for this book: instagram.com/p/ut9qNcC1P8/
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@THR: Rich Ross Named Discovery Channel President thr.cm/VKNNLv@rickyrozay multi hyphenate game on lock!
Wanna look ameezing this Halloween? Suck down these tips. @jennyslate pic.twitter.com/UGICEoemsm
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Today is national hilarious ladies who are important to Adam day. See Eliza Coupe on Benched, Casey Wilson on Marry Me, & buy Poehler's book
Holy hell two of the funniest gals I know on TV on THE SAME NIGHT?!? @caseyrosewilson Marry Me NBC 9/8c @elizacoupe Benched USA 10:30 WATCH!
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Honestly I could take or leave divided sky
'Laggies' Director Lynn Shelton on the Need for More Flawed Women on Screen on.variety.com/1tfHynR
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I'll be joined by the very funny @AndyRichter on #LarryKingNow. Have any questions for #Conan's hilarious sidekick? pic.twitter.com/8qyCW4jeZr
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I can do two looks, dead and lecherous
"How nice - to feel nothing and still get the full credit for being alive." ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
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Parents: We'd like to open a dialog about cutting coffee out of your morning rituals. The residual effects are making your children anxious.
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new episode of @TheGetawayESQ on now, a study on the art of human folly, @adampally and friends in Las Vegas: foodrepublic.com/2014/10/20/act…
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What channel is the Esquire network? Who knows, they sent me to Vegas with some friends and it's on tonight at 9. #BenStricof #ohyeah#ohyeah
Guy limping into an animal hospital, never good
My girl @lynnsheltonfilm's movie Laggies opens 10/24, & stars Sam Rockwell, Keira Knightley! So cool & classy, I die. youtu.be/xep7s36qZL0
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Shut up you fat fuck. RT @DrPhil: How would you handle someone you believed was cyberbullying you?
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@JuddApatow here you go, our new marcel vid. LIFE'S A PARTY, ROCK YOUR BODY. youtu.be/QYZLy5uC5uc
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I could be happy as a barista
Comedy bang bang IFC tonight
There is simply no rhyme or reason to this life. Family, friendship, ultimate intimacy with a wife? Well shit. I guess there is rhyme.
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If you can pay, a free man you will stay. pic.twitter.com/HsQq0zblbK
Sleater-Kinney: Start Together review – seven-album box set of near-perfect punk power gu.com/p/42f6y/tw via @guardian
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Do you die from Ebola like definitely? Cause if it's just like a bunch of diarhea and an extended hospital stay I could do that in my sleep
God help anyone who catches a glimpse of me eating this salad
YO!!! You can now watch the ENTIRE first episode of m'new show Benched right HERE... usanet.tv/BenchedPilot #BenchedUSA
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Tonight on #TheMindyProject, special guest star & Dartmouth alum @shondarhimes reveals her true passion - competitive beer pong. 930/830 FOX
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I'm here in the @TODAYshow #Orangeroom for a #TODAYTAKEOVER (just saw Matt Lauer looking foine) Incidentally, #MarryMeNBC premieres tonight!
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if you like Stefon, check out Mulaney tonight at 9:30 on Fox! Written by the same dude - @mulaney!
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