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adam pally
actor comedian 98,868 followers
New York, NY My Hometown. This is my New York. This is my City.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time:
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ā€œ@DeepakChopra: Foxy Lady @ Aspen Mountainā€ this is the only way I would have been cool with this.
"Hi I'm your managers new assist-- I don't work here anymore"
Guys, I'm uh, kinda obsessed with death lately, WTF.
I'm not a jealous person... I'm a spiteful, spiteful person
Eddie Vedder's first pitch at Wrigley Field. Don't it make you smile?
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The Caliendor - a bird that never flies because it truly believes it is an iguana.
I've got an ear infection I can just hear it
Only a gazillion seats left for my One Man Show - 7:00PM Monday 7/28 - UCB Chelsea! There going fast! Please come!ā€¦
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Dat shit Cray Donovan even for me and I'm a "professional fixer" ya dig
New York City, home of the smoking jogger
LeBron James was his son's biggest cheerleader at AAU tournament via @ForTheWin
What if there is no business-affairs
I really threw a wrench into that drum circle when I heard it, went into my garage, picked up a big wrench and threw it at the drum circle.
Just had hardest time getting inroom dining on the phone, then gave up and realized I was in my own house because I was so out of it bitches
Comedy Central tonight @joewengert the best.
"One set of chopsticks, just one" :(
I'm rolling calls. I'm done rolling calls.
Reading up on this Palestine / Israel dysfunction is brutal. This is the first time I've done this. Ive never understood it. OMG!
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So we are RTing these cancer/killed in duty mentions now? LMK I'm down for whatevs.