Niggas have all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud.
I always hit favorite when I try to open pictures.
Finally finished testing.
There is a sport called Banzai Skydiving -- You throw the parachute out of the airplane first, then jump after it.
If you can't reach it without leaving your bed its really not that important
Folks who hate Texas are just mad that their state sucks.
If I had a dollar for every time I had no idea what was going on, I'd be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
Rain you need to calm the fuck down.
In the portables, this rain makes it sound like world war 3 is going on outside.
We've literary been at this light for over fifteen minutes. Somebody needs to get their shit together.
Damn. The bus is fifteen minutes late.
We would be watching magic school bus in chemistry.
Kickoff at the OU-Texas game. #OU instagram.com/p/fYX-xyxY54/
The OU-Texas game isn't worth waking up this early just to drive for 4 hours.
I don't feel like doing anything today.
Finally got GTA V thanks to @abigailswain
I put the team on my back today. #baseball
The cups song is on in the mall right now.
Real heroes don’t have a name on the back of their jersey. They have the American Flag on the arm of their uniform. pic.twitter.com/pmVt2t5GQy
I am the Unknown Soldier And I did not die in vain, If I were alive and my Country called, I'd do it all over again pic.twitter.com/KnHwjPWlya
I just wanna go to sleep.
Holy shit. After 9 days twitter actually let me log in.
There's very little that I regret
Oh no Adam heard about the threat
I only go on the internet like once a day for approximately 24 hours.
I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 500 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
There aren't enough days in the weekend
Guys won't even look at me when my brothers around.....he's totes a cockblock
The song from the end of step brothers is on right now. #prestigeworldwide
They love it and don't care.