Don't you f*cking dare touch my squirrel
Snoop Dogg narrating Planet Earth is the most iconic thing 2016 has seen so far 😂😂pbc
Happy Freedom Day. Merica.
Forget Powerball. I was born in America. That's like hittin' the lottery 365 days a year. Merica.
how a lot of people see America:
I don't like to lose at anything, doesn't matter if it's beer pong or baseball
When everybody posting they Christmas presents and you know where they stay
It's that time of year ⛄️
BRUH HOW'D HE SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE 😂�0Y
I really got stuck having 3 DPMs in a row
The monkey was kinda winning though twitter.com/bestcomedyvine…
1944: 18-year-olds storm beaches, jump from planes, charge into almost certain death.
2015: 18-year-olds need a safe space. Because words.
How to catch thieves in 2015 😂#DAB
Can you consider a 5 hour nap still a nap?
The only thing school has taught me is that arms make great pillows
if historical figures had snapchat vine.co/v/eKWIznEidgT
I need to have a good Friday
The irony of white people not being able to whip
In case you missed it yesterday #teamwork
"I just have to get through this week" — me last week, this week, and every week until winter break
Someone actually STOLE my dads truck last night wtf
people who visit texas vs. people who live in texas
I'm bein' two things for Halloween: Drunk and American.
I just took a 40 minute shower.
that dog might be dead but my tears are gonna be hitting my Bugatti leather seats
How tf did a bird get in the school?
I have two moods:
sleep is for the weak
sleeping for a week
Don't say anything, just RT.. vine.co/v/MM7eFV0l5Xi
This bitch said she likes beaches without sand smh
I just wanna sleep all day tbh
When you call your white friend "nigga" for the first time 😂�ht
LMAO BEST TWITTER CONVERSATION OF 2015
I still haven't gotten over this play
I literally do not speak to a single person in my homeroom 😐
I just wanna hold you as I fall asleep.