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Writing comedy is serious business. #seriousface #workaholics
Good afternoon juggaho's! Just saw this pic of me and @rebelwilson from #workaholics season one! I can't believe we're about to start shooting season 6. Holy shit. Time man. Tiiiiime maaaan.
THE FINAL GIRLS! This movie I did last summer is crazy, sexy, cool. Check it out!
Here's a throwback from my friendship family to yours. 😎
I ate all the ice cream from my post yesterday... The hunger in my eyes is real.
This is what having your tonsils taken out is. This is all you eat. I used to love ice cream. #thisisforoneperson #ilivealone
This really cool movie I did called The Final Girls comes out Oct 9th! We used this meme to promote the movie because it's a shot for shot remake of Straight outta Compton! Check it out!
Starting to feel a lil better! Thanks for all the get well wishes! #didntreallychugthesyrup #stuffspotent
Throwwwwwback to a totally candid shot in 10 or 11th grade when Blink 182 ruled the world & the Mountain Dew was ice cold. 📷 by @austincoleanderson #therewasvodkainthedew
Mission complete! Tonsils are gone. They were always getting in the way of my beer chugging. I bet it will help my time by .4 seconds. #StriveForGreatness
Deer don't phase me. #pinplacement it would have been cooler if I made it.
Happy Birthday Mama! Thank you for always being the sweetest, kindest person in my life. Your positivity is an inspiration to me. I love you. I forgot to mail the card but I still love you. Sorry I didn't crop out the beer cup but we are Devines so I thought it was appropriate. Can I borrow $625? Ha
I fell off the workout wagon since getting back from Hawaii. Please send fudge.
It's @gq time! Grab a copy of this months @gq, so you can read it on the toilet and gaze upon me being not awkward around super babe @charlottemckinney!
Here's another trailer of The Intern! Check it out and then go to this movie with your mom! I wear nice sweaters and gangster rap! #TheIntern
I worked out so much this summer and got in great shape! Thank you @zacefron for inspiring my fitness!
Aloha! The goodbye kind. I'll miss u Hawaii. I'll see you next time. #mikeandaveneedweddingdates
That's a wrap on #MikeandDaveNeedWeddingDates !! I can't believe it's over. What an amazing summer. Also, big thanks to our director @szyjake for wrangling us and hover handing our wrap picture.
Throwwwwback to when @kylenewacheck looked like he was in a ska band and I looked like I still lived in Nebraska. We still lived in the workaholics house and @ders808 was the oldest person we knew. #goodolddays 📷 @babynewch
Mike and Dave get hiiiigh! #MikeandDaveNeedWeddingDates
Japanese weddings literally go off!
@iwishiwaspizza and myself got straight up blowhole'd.
This is me totally posing for this picture but it's cool because Pearl Harbor made me realize how important it is to tell our military thank you for protecting us and to remember all the people that have died to make our country safe.

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