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@carcharod0n: @ADAMDEVINE are u the lead singer of Hawthorne heights” Yes.
I look dead inside but I was having a great time.
Tomorrow at 7pm I'm at Northwestern doing stand up and at 8:30 pm I'm at Buffalo Joes eating chicken wings.
The reason I wasn't in the last scene was because I shredded my ACL in the scene before it.
T minus 2! Workaholics where u at?!
I hurt myself on wed's and came back on Fri. I'm sitting down in every scene with my legs extended. I am also on a wild amount of pain meds
FUN FACT: In tonight's #Workaholics ep I tore my ACL while shooting and we had to rewrite the entire ep in a day!
Watch Uncle Grandpa tonight on Cartoon Network!! I play a piece of Pizza named Steve.
Tomorrow on @TheSoup we've got the great @pattonoswalt & the dreamy @ADAMDEVINE. Won't you join us for the taping? Email
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Best liquor store pickup ever. These have been at the arco for 10 years.
I'm coming for you @JohnCena I'm gonna be the Team fruity captain. Fruity pebbles all day. @GoTeamFruity
I only want to go to stadiums that are owned by the smoothie king.
Tonight's #workaholics ep rules butt!
Pat O'brian is me as a future drunk dad.
Pat O'brian is my spirt garanimal
I'm in NOLA looking for a location to throw my next House Party stand up show. Hey, @bradpitt @anjelina_jolie can I shoot at ur house?
.@URISEC hey guys, I had to cancel my April 24 University of Rhode Island show. I'm doing this movie and they moved the dates on me. Bummed!
I'm so glad my parents didn't touch my room. #family #love
Cornell ruled!!! Now I'm going out in Ithaca... But where should we go??
I'm at CORNELL UNIVERSITY TONIGHT w/ @ADAMDEVINE!! Show is at 730pm, at your big ass auditorium. Come hang with us kids.
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Ohio st was bonkerz last night! Thanks for the 11 free shots and super morning brain crushing headache/hangover.
Where u at Cornell University?! Show up or grow up. Tonight! 7:30. Cornell. Bailey hall.
Hi hi hi hi so hi i forgot to tweet that #Workaholics is ON because i was just on @DougBenson #gettingdoug…
Ill be bringing my good stank to Ohio State on thurs! Good stank means stand up. @OUAB
Cornell where u at?! I'm at Bailey hall on Friday. I'm assuming its a theater and not some dude named Bailey's hall