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This guy used to live in my house. I think about that before I go to sleep sometimes. SWEET DREAMS! Aghahahaha!
I am PIZZA STEEEVE! Stoners and 6 year olds know what I'm talking about. Uncle Grandpa. Cartoon Network. If you don't know, now you know.
Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta pitched a no hitter against the Dodgers and suddenly everyone is a life long Cubs fan. @livanos @goonssquad
70 is the new 20 for Robert DeNiro he can do more push ups than me, and I can do DOUBLE DIGITS! #lifehero
Throwback to that time @ders808 and I filmed a hidden camera show for MySpace TV as German tourists.
Writing comedy is serious business. #seriousface #workaholics
Good afternoon juggaho's! Just saw this pic of me and @rebelwilson from #workaholics season one! I can't believe we're about to start shooting season 6. Holy shit. Time man. Tiiiiime maaaan.
THE FINAL GIRLS! This movie I did last summer is crazy, sexy, cool. Check it out!
Here's a throwback from my friendship family to yours. 😎
I ate all the ice cream from my post yesterday... The hunger in my eyes is real.
This is what having your tonsils taken out is. This is all you eat. I used to love ice cream. #thisisforoneperson #ilivealone
This really cool movie I did called The Final Girls comes out Oct 9th! We used this meme to promote the movie because it's a shot for shot remake of Straight outta Compton! Check it out!
Starting to feel a lil better! Thanks for all the get well wishes! #didntreallychugthesyrup #stuffspotent
Throwwwwwback to a totally candid shot in 10 or 11th grade when Blink 182 ruled the world & the Mountain Dew was ice cold. 📷 by @austincoleanderson #therewasvodkainthedew
Mission complete! Tonsils are gone. They were always getting in the way of my beer chugging. I bet it will help my time by .4 seconds. #StriveForGreatness
Deer don't phase me. #pinplacement it would have been cooler if I made it.
Happy Birthday Mama! Thank you for always being the sweetest, kindest person in my life. Your positivity is an inspiration to me. I love you. I forgot to mail the card but I still love you. Sorry I didn't crop out the beer cup but we are Devines so I thought it was appropriate. Can I borrow $625? Ha
I fell off the workout wagon since getting back from Hawaii. Please send fudge.
It's @gq time! Grab a copy of this months @gq, so you can read it on the toilet and gaze upon me being not awkward around super babe @charlottemckinney!
Here's another trailer of The Intern! Check it out and then go to this movie with your mom! I wear nice sweaters and gangster rap! #TheIntern
I worked out so much this summer and got in great shape! Thank you @zacefron for inspiring my fitness!
Aloha! The goodbye kind. I'll miss u Hawaii. I'll see you next time. #mikeandaveneedweddingdates

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