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Hey, twitter grammar police! It's cool to know you care so much!
@UberFacts: The common female equivalent for “morning wood” is “morning dew.”” FACT.
Landed in NOLA. Gotsta get my road daiquiri.
I'm shooting this movie in Baton Rouge called "The Final Girls" it's like "The Matrix" except 100% different.
Haha! Hey guys! I just didn't sleep all night and now I have to go to work! Life... What. A. Ride.
The clippers/golden state game is insane! Chris Paul is killing it!! I bet Cliff is so proud.
.@khenrygo Rats carry diseases and are disgusting. I hope your house gets infested so you can experience the nightmare firsthand.
.@khenrygo Kathy, Rats suck and you would murder one if you found him in your cereal box. Ill never stop killing Rats. #death2Rats
.@ErikGriffin and I suck at interviewing but we got to talk to @blakegriffin32 & @deandrejordan!
@ADAMDEVINE It isn't cool to kill animals. I can't believe what you did to those rats on the last show. Not amusing.. #Workaholics
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The rat slaying in this workaholics ep is based on actual events. We talked about it on @ConanOBrien awhile back.…
The last ep of season 4 airs tonight! #Workaholics Wednesday!
Just one episode left in this season of #Workaholics. Don't miss it -- this Wed. at 10/9c. Here's a preview:
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Sorry I stormed the stage @ConanOBrien I just had to song about how you weren't gonna sing. #MTVMovieAwards
@carcharod0n: @ADAMDEVINE are u the lead singer of Hawthorne heights” Yes.
I look dead inside but I was having a great time.
Tomorrow at 7pm I'm at Northwestern doing stand up and at 8:30 pm I'm at Buffalo Joes eating chicken wings.
The reason I wasn't in the last scene was because I shredded my ACL in the scene before it.
T minus 2! Workaholics where u at?!
I hurt myself on wed's and came back on Fri. I'm sitting down in every scene with my legs extended. I am also on a wild amount of pain meds
FUN FACT: In tonight's #Workaholics ep I tore my ACL while shooting and we had to rewrite the entire ep in a day!