Spending time with my grandmom honestly made my day so much better
hey that was a genuine suggestion. if you look like diddy, you feel like diddy. it's a proven scientific fact.
"I'll snapchat in front of a state trooper, but I'm not posting a selfie from the hospital"
........nono you should never talk when you're drunk
I need to get drunk and say some shit
"I'm just gonna get drunk to the point I forget about her face"
Sleeping on a bed for the first time in a month is going to be so glorious
My own thoughts are gonna be the death of me
Would be interesting to see how they line-up though with Ronaldo, Bale, James, and Hazard
Hazard going to Real would just be unfair
If you love what you're doing you'll never work a day in your life #idratherbe
Can't believe I'm getting ready to play soccer again 😳⚽️
If the US are ever going to take the next step, Jozy has to go
Love my job and the people I work with so much #skyzoneislife #havefunflysafe
Clayton Kershaw is too filthy
Drinking after not drinking for like a week of being sick is the greatest feeling
"I would literally break up with a girl to be famous"
Feels like someone took a baseball bat to my entire body
"Are you drinking water? Yeah man it's from Burger King!"