: Can you name #BarackObama
's birthday off the top of your head?
-- He doesn't HAVE one. 🚫🎂
The biggest scam of all is the gender binary!
found a roach in my pocket @ school today
I should have come to class today solely to record mosteller being a bitch with the teacher appreciation filter
"the message behind lemonade really resonated with me as i too have been handed lemonades"
I hate when people come to me with petty problems because I wish my life was goin well enough to be crying over some dumb shit
Why are we saying bae well into 2016 twitter.com/superdupersier…
SPITE IS FASTER THAN KARMA
I want to go to bed but I'm trying to met my life together
Obamacare is great! 👹 and it's really 👹 working!! SIGN UP NOW!!
cant wait to get home so my goth bitch can read me goosebumps
i keep thinking about that time dr nana pulled up an obviously photoshopped picture of president Obama wearing traditional Cameroon clothes
Please take away these hot Cheetos please God please someone
Then ya wonder why this celebs be overdosing and killin them self. cause Ya be so hard on people for what reason.
Sneak peek of my Senior Pics 🍾🎓 #201aG
When he goes from being sweet to a fuckboy
Just met a group of Mormons wearing J's
A high school basketball star turned out to be almost 30 bit.ly/26vzP6E
when everyone on your snap stories is out having fun and you're home alone be no one likes you
Malia Obama taking a gap year before attending Harvard in fall 2017, White House announces. cnn.it/1r9cDua
love how Urban Outfitters is tryna make the African dad sandals trendy
"Nah don't go nowhere. I'm calling the number u gave me right now to make sure it ain't fake"
retweet if you didn't laugh twitter.com/shaquillehonea…
I can recite all of legally blonde verbatim
"I don't patronize bunny rabbits!"
May 6-8 😊. Trust me everyone, it's a show to see. It's for all ages and tells a story everyone should hear! 💖XiT
Can we just take a moment and appreciate how absolutely wonderful clay is @luteclaym
Idc about anything anymore tbh
because Hillary is a criminal who has voted for every war since Vietnam & laughs at r*pe victims twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…
me after exams
So instead of enjoying drake album y'all wanna compare views to lemonade & ANTI like they aren't different crowds
Woke up to a new Kesha song God bless
"u always got a attitude for no reason"
"U THE REASON I ALWAYS GOT A ATTITUDE"
08085753932 and 08102678442 child abuse help line
08057542266 domestic abuse help line
RT to save a girl, woman, child.
Want a button? Only $1! #fchsdoesseuss
do you think small children in bathrooms feel more threatened by a trans person or a machine gun twitter.com/orlandoweekly/…
And they say black men with beards can't wear grey shirts and take pictures in bathrooms 😴�An
When the too nice teachers get frustrated because they've been taken advantage of and everyone thinks they're crazy :)))))
2 years ago I had $200 to my name. Today, there's $182 in my bank account. I bet you thought this tweet was going to be an inspiring one.
Deep down, I'm really superficial..
tbh I wish I was like @luteclaym
as a freshman
I'm more dedicated to learning lemonade lyrics than I am studying for my CA test