"I'm getting sleepy." -- "Didn't you just log in?" -- "Yeah, but my day isn't just starting because I 'logged in'." Lol, seriously!
Yes, I want six donuts. Leave me alone, okay?!
One of my goals for 2015: relearn the violin.
Dancing ... while ice skating? This is happening.
"I look around, you know what I see? Losers. I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff ..." youtu.be/Y2bj8e9_zjo
I absolutely despise work dreams -- like I don't spend enough time there already.
Sometimes I like to play really old adventure games. Is that weird?
"I wish you well -- I wish you well on this trip to find yourself."
"Bubbles ..." -- "They're for my dog." -- "Sure they are, Crystal. Sure."
There are so many things that go on at work that make absolutely no sense.
Visiting the family today. :)
Just felt an earthquake right now. Scared the crap out of me!
Pandora must love me today. <3
"Is there any guy you don't run from these days?" -- "The pizza guy. He ... brought me pizza."
Of course I had to share this with my Dad on facebook. :D
"Hey, so, when we do the x-rays ... we will be able to see peoples' bones and shiz?" -- Guy in my class. Faaaail.
I spend way too much time blocking game apps on facebook.
"Hey, you're not wearing green." -- "If you pinch me, I will punch you in the face."
Omg ... That guy at work totally stole all my cookies. You just don't mess with a woman's cookies.
Apparently, there was an earthquake here this morning. That's the thing about Southern Cali: "oh, 4.7? What? I was asleep."
"It's a truth that in love and war, worlds collide and hearts get broken -- I wanna live like I know I'm dying." youtube.com/watch?v=gHR1IK…
Sometimes, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Don't settle because you are lonely or you want to move away from home ... Only settle for the right one.
Thank you, Pandora, for helping me rediscover music I haven't listened to in a few years. <3
So looking forward to dance after work today. It's where I can forget about the world. :)
"Your mistakes do not define you now, they tell you who you're not."
The ducks have spoken! They don't want me to go to work this morning. Really, they don't.
Omg, these customers are like needy boyfriends.
Elder Scrolls Online beta invite, gooooo. ... After work. 'Cause I'm at work. Always. Never-ending.
I love the rain. It makes me happy. <3
Can I just wear my blanket around all day like a cape? I'm cooold.
Ear plugs in, world out. Apparently some people didn't get the memo. :(
I just want to dance in the rain right now, but nooooo I have to be responsible and go to work.
I am so bad at this twitter stuff.
Just dancing around at work, no big deal. :)
Vacation is over. It's back to school + work. 2014, please be kind.
"What would you do without music, Crys?" -- "Perish."
Also, if you're going to ask me to code a website for you, don't be a douche. Thanks.
Why does Twitter sometimes say I'm in Nevada? Weeeeird.
I'll beee hoooome for Chriiiistmaaas ... <3
I kid you not, the rental car the insurance company got me just powered down like a spaceship. I'm… instagram.com/p/htn7pwGqCG/
Dear, 56 guys hanging out in the tampon aisle: GTFO. I am on a mission!