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Virginia Petrucci
Seeing couples newly in love together is a joke. Enjoy it while it lasts, you dotty saps!
There needs to be a fixed voice-to-physical-size ratio for dogs.if you're more fluff than teeth,please stop making a racket.embarrassing
I guess #Gravity was supposed to be life affirming but I JUST HAD NINE HEART ATTACKS and can't sleep so fuck you Oscar hype
Please -- if you're anywhere near Rowena Reservoir/uphill from Gelson's, and you see this lovely cat, @reply me or DM
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Very happy to have one of my poems accepted by Another Chicago Magazine!
"A swirl in the stream of time. A temporary gathering of bits, a few random dust specs, so to…
Biff it on curb entering gas station-->rainbow haired man stares like wtf--> flat tire-->back in gas station,hit curb again #womendrivers
Baby sleeps-->so much to do, what to-dos do I pick-->time availability-induced mental short-curcuit-->nap
.@ManuDumfart If this is really you, you need to start a BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WITH UNFORTUNATE NAMES group. Maybe contact Imogen Poot?
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Text self shopping list.know that I will receive my own text in 3 seconds.Hear text tone,jump, then sad it's from self #pavlovwouldbeproud