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Virginia Petrucci
The real secret to parenting: WHAT CAN I DO TO GET THIS CREATURE TO STOP SCREAMING
What happened to the word "jawn"? Is it in the bae-throom?
Closeup of an oil piece i've been working on for three months now. Not sure how to finish it :/ instagram.com/p/ulgD3GlA-I/
First toddler F bomb. We couldn't even make it to two years. Alibis are the newly acquired yuck, stuck, and ducky
The pumpkin-consuming community needs to be loud and clear with their condemnation of this behavior. Trust me, I'm an expert.
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Pumpkin leader: "Many communities had to endure the same struggle before us. The apple community, the key-lime community. Now it's us."
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Do I have to start marking my territory on Ralph's at 10am? Who are you people? This is my shopping time. So pee it. #cleanuponaisle9
Is there any better breakup music than No Doubt?Sometimes I think I end things just so I can whine about lipstick and injustice and lipstick
Rest in peace beautiful girl. I barely knew you and can't lay claim to the pain that others are… instagram.com/p/uSUHizlA60/
another unedited shot from my shoot with Chris Kemmerling pic.twitter.com/DC9uHbGVRu
My exes have ruined most of LA for me. I will soon turn out to pasture in West Covina where I will surely be safe from love altogether
when was the last time you heard someone yell, "that EATS!"? It's still all about the suck and blow.Some sort of feminist victory in there
When you're bleeding from your arm people are like "are you ok? let's get you some help" but when it's from your vagina it's like "shhhhh"
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They're doing very advanced screening for Ebola at airports that include taking people's temperatures and that's it.
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#tbt 10 yrs ago age 17 in Ireland.I have no excuse 4 whatever it is that I'm wearing/mega face burn/dyed brown hair pic.twitter.com/s7LQ6aeZz8
Headmaster of my Quaker high skool! #prepschoolfail Head of Isidore Newman School arrested w/ drugs,unconscious girl s.nola.com/YIehota
Late #FBF screenshot from The Blood of Youth which was screened at @ScareLosAngeles in August #horror #convention pic.twitter.com/c7MvHZeSjE
the only thing sexier than an attractive person on a bike stopping at a stop sign is the same person not on a fucking bike
New hair for upcoming efoxx hair salon shoot @ efoxx HAIR instagram.com/p/tV6AxjFA3v/
Should I finish reading research papers or plow thru these Teen Vogues which have mysteriously been showing up in the mail? false! Sleep
Please please vote guys! @LA2050 @GOODmkr challenge: LA is the best place to play #LA2050 myLA2050play.maker.good.is/projects/LAB
Ran into very attractive person in alleyway while holding huge bag of diapers to throw out. Milf points at -5000
If you aren't raising them with love, you aren't raising them at all.My son and I by @bouska for #NOH8 @NOH8Campaign pic.twitter.com/2GaWrvvcC6
Overheard by Starbucks employee (loudly): "I don't WANNA mix anymore drinks!" #America #dowork
Homeless man in #Starbucks tells me I look grumpy, I say it's b/c it's cold, he offers me his jacket, now its weird
A shot from my shoot for #paragard last year with Dante! Thanks expectingmodels #momandbaby #babymodelinstagram.com/p/sdDbSjFA8e/
If Hello Kitty isn't a cat then I'm not a velociraptor
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Take Beverly Glen instead of the 405, they said. It'll be faster, they said.
Going through old essays/schizoid miscellany. Trying to update my blog more often. Critique appreciated virginiapetrucci.com/blog/2014/3/16…
Filthy from the farm but we had a blast! instagram.com/p/r0Jro0lA37/
If you haven't been here, I can't even impart to you how large this stack of pancakes is. @ The… instagram.com/p/ruu6Q-lA75/
you know we've taken feminism too far when a girl has to explain to a guy what "butter face" means