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Xerneas
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if you want your sanity in tact... don't do it.
okay i know this sounds stupid, but don't fuck Haitians.
I don't like that my name is a nickname.
Every time I think of a career field that I may be interested in I find 10 articles about how saturated the market is.
When the electricity went off today, I started to worry that there is a hell. It is so hot here that I now know why it's a Christian nation.
its like okay, but do you really expect a girl who naturally looks like a goddess to want you?
The thing about men who have something to say about women who enhance their appearance, is that they overestimate how attractive they are.
Don't let this drake vs meek distract you from the fact that Frank Ocean hasn't dropped an album yet #StayWoke
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"I love a woman that can cook" Me: I love a man that can write a cheque
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that is sofa king nasty.
adib just told me he ate BACON peanut butter flavoured ice cream.
where is my bf? i need a back rub.
seriously, if u don’t have my number… why do u think that I want to talk?
as soon as u touch down everyone “hey”in up ur fb messenger. how do u even know I’m here? is there a gps in my pussy?
Sometimes I think that Bahamian men are actual vultures.
My dad made me scorched conch, got me feeling like I want to drive up some more.
soo, my mum cut off her dreadlocks and I feel really lost.
How do you charge for checked baggage and then tell me I have to check my bag because of wheels? @AirCanada
Fuck air Canada
I get really emotional before flights.
Why does google say that YYZ (toronto’s international airport) is open from 2:00-8:00PM? @TorontoPearson
i hate yall so much. my lil cousin is sitting next to me and all kind of porn is on my TL good bye.




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