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Sorry to my future kid for being heteronormative with this loophole.
If I caught my daughter sneaking around with a boy and she played me this... I wouldn't punish her at all.…
I wish Craig David was my step father.
I'm tearing up...
Okay, I never thought this day would come... but I don't know if I'm able to stan for Azealia Banks anymore. Bye, I'm going to take a shower
Waiting to see someone's butt on snapchat w/ the super moon filter.
I put the ho in honesty
Is that Laith person still a misogynist ass wipe?
Apparently, I'm petty y'all. 😁
I don't know what it is about facebook... but everyone on it is actually really stupid.
This person stole a dog crate, a fucking DOG CRATE
They also make posts about their lifting goals.
These people make "master posts" on how to shop lift from places they have worked at.
I just found a bunch of tumblrs ran by open kleptomaniacs. Thanks computer.
Everyone is saying that Azealia Banks lost twitter verification... No. She didn't.
Let me go bleach my skin. I'll be back...
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I went to my first beauty supply store ran by Asians today, got some cantu leave-in conditioner. I feel hood and I smell good.
Can anybody think of anything more terrifying than your lover/abuser screaming at you "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU"? I really need to know.
My goal is to have a daughters that are the real life Hilary and Ashley Banks.

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