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19 things little black girls don't hear often enough #dayofthegirl
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Malawi chief annuls 330 child marriages, sends them back to school @UN_Women #dayofthegirl
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It's been a great week for me so far in regards to getting shiny Pokemon.
If you're mad about something wash some dishes and listen to Majid Jordan.
Apologize to your children when you mess up. Kids DO NOT forget when their parents wrong them & don't make amends.
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Girls with lil titties always wiggling their chest on snap chat...
I wish I had lil titties
actually just coconuts...
Coconut greek yogurt is my fetish.
Don't ever let anyone convince you to put anything with sugar in it on or near your yoni. Don't do it.
If I see anyone in black face this Halloween or any other kind of racist "costume"... Im fighting them.
So I'm going to go back there and hope that their knowledge rubs off on me... bye.
Anyway I found out that people are breeding pokemon with 6 31 IVs in a Showdown chat room last night.
In other news, my 7yr old daughter made nunchucks out of her doll's legs. My work as a parent here is done.
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Fuck Wiz Khalifa.
If you have ever said "but he still fucked tho!"... fight me.
Thanks Mike for the shiny Exploud.
I sent out 30 squirtles with at least one 31 IV stat that were all infected with pokerus today.
If you belong to a sorority or a fraternity, fight me.
what if the government is doing whatever they did to amanada bynes, to azealia?
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