Yes, hello. I am selling this big ass Xanax. $420. The effect is permanent.
Where are my liars and scammers
*At my future wedding*: "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband"
Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate
he'd rather make it sound like he doesn't wipe. twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
Masculinity so fragile that criticizing it is stupid. twitter.com/sb_trapmogul/s…
Amber's greatest sin is that she didn't just fade away back to Philly after he dropped her. Dudes hate that.
like how do you not smell that?
lmaoooo! it wasn't on purpose... but im sure he was trying to burn it off. twitter.com/KayyAnnee/stat…
lol he said it was dark and he took it for lotion. twitter.com/_acfs/status/6…
So a friend of mine told me yesterday that he once jerked off with LYE RELAXER. How do you feel?
You ever forget if it is okay for you to tweet or not, because you are constantly ducking niggas and living in fear of tweet watchers?
When you get your first dick pic
If he never ate it is he really your man ? 🤔
😍 you're me &@afairypokemon
n 's idol. We aspire to be messy bitches just like u.We were wondering if u could teach us your ways
WHY do niggas think that I want my ass ate? Please leave me alone.
when you start typing "I just think it's funny how" but you remember that this is supposed to be a petty free year
white girl: *coughing*
straight boys: DAMN 😩 BABYGIRL 😍 CAN ✍🏼 HIT 👊🏼 THE 👀 DAB 👏🏼 OTHER GIRLS💀 CAN NEVER DO ALLADAT 😍💦💯😩
emo stands for eat me out
They don't want us to book 3 different dick appointments a day