That awkward moment when you hear a crash in your house and when you turn on the light and you see a crying angel statue standing there...
*see person carrying a box of lights to their car*
Me: I would have helped you, but it looked a little light
Them: That pun was a bit dim...
Keep the dream alive! ...Hit the snooze button.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?