I'm much more creative when I'm drunk.
I've got this black friend... Just kidding.
How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?
Wait until she pulls out the tampon and see if the cotton is already picked.
Nicky is the name of a pussy.
Hate those hoes that are all talk behind their Twitter. Tell that nigga what you really think of his black ass.
Remember those giant jaw breakers? Yah, she can fit it in her mouth.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but you could toss a hot dog down that bitch.
: No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."
: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she took Nike's slogan way too seriously.” Lol
: I'm not saying she's a slut, but if STD's were a Pokemon, she's already caught 'em all." XD I can think of someone like this
I'm not saying she's a hoe, but when I looked up something to do in her town it gave me her address.
I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's been under more sheets than the KKK.
I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's screwed more people than Obama.
It's Cinco de Mayo. Yep, she's getting fucked tonight.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your parents named you Shit Happens.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but I wanted to dress up as her for a costume party and couldn't fit 4 dicks in my mouth and one in each hand.
Someone needs to invent CarFax for vaginas. "I have only been with one guy." Yeah, sure. Show me your WhoreFax.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were.
I bet Michelle Obama is a whore.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's in bed more often than a teddy bear.
Can everyone retweet one of my previous tweets? I'm trying to double my followers each week!
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if your vagina had a password it would be password.
That slut smelled like fish. Close your legs, hoe.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she took Nike's slogan way too seriously.
Just heard a girl say, "I like live for snapchat." STFU Hoe.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if STD's were a Pokemon, she's already caught 'em all.
Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're at school not Jersey Shore.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's taken more wood than a fireplace.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been dribbled on more than Lebron's practice court.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. @WallStreetWoIf
im not saying your girls a slut, but dude, it takes like 5 seconds for normal people to eat a pickle, and it takes her half a hour
I'm not saying she's a slut, but when she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
She ain't got a camel toe. That's a damn elephant foot!
I went to my friend's house with my girlfriend. As we walked in, I noticed her phone automatically connecting to his wifi. Fucking slut.
Hi. My camel called and said he wants his toe back.
I hate when sluts talk shit about other sluts being sluts. Pot calling the kettle black, whore.
What's does a slut and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They swallow a lot of semen.
Im not saying she's a slut, but if she was a slice of bread, she'd be the first in the bag. Everyone touches her but nobody wants her.
I'm not calling you a "slut". I am calling you a "penny" because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Im not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more times than the first pipe on Flappy Bird.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide receiver.
Twinkle twinkle little slut name one guy you havent fucked.
Tacos are the sluts of the food world. Pretty much everything imaginable is jammed into them.
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if you were a national monument you'd be the Statue of Liberty. A ton of dudes have been inside her.
Sluts are just girls who can't control there whore-mones.
I'm not calling you a slut or anything, I'm just saying your private parts are more like public parts.
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.