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STFU Hoe
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I'm much more creative when I'm drunk.
I've got this black friend... Just kidding.
How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant? Wait until she pulls out the tampon and see if the cotton is already picked.
Nicky is the name of a pussy.
Hate those hoes that are all talk behind their Twitter. Tell that nigga what you really think of his black ass.
Remember those giant jaw breakers? Yah, she can fit it in her mouth.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but you could toss a hot dog down that bitch.
"@_stfuhoe: No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."
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@_stfuhoe: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she took Nike's slogan way too seriously.” Lol
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"@_stfuhoe: I'm not saying she's a slut, but if STD's were a Pokemon, she's already caught 'em all." XD I can think of someone like this
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I'm not saying she's a hoe, but when I looked up something to do in her town it gave me her address.
I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's been under more sheets than the KKK.
I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's screwed more people than Obama.
It's Cinco de Mayo. Yep, she's getting fucked tonight.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your parents named you Shit Happens.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but I wanted to dress up as her for a costume party and couldn't fit 4 dicks in my mouth and one in each hand.
Someone needs to invent CarFax for vaginas. "I have only been with one guy." Yeah, sure. Show me your WhoreFax.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were.
I bet Michelle Obama is a whore.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's in bed more often than a teddy bear.
Can everyone retweet one of my previous tweets? I'm trying to double my followers each week!
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if your vagina had a password it would be password.
That slut smelled like fish. Close your legs, hoe.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she took Nike's slogan way too seriously.
Just heard a girl say, "I like live for snapchat." STFU Hoe.