me: link in bio--
student scientist: Bio🔬🐣🔭Chem💊☢️⚛️Physics⚙️🔩📐While You Grind I Use My Mind📚👓💡Graph of My Success📊📈Cant Stop STEM🎓🔍🔧📝Math🔢
these xans just smackaroo'd me
how am i supposed to eat this pizza WITHOUT MY DRINK?
Hackers need to get their priorities in order. Leak donald's 2014 returns. Erase the national student debt. Get me Trevante's number. twitter.com/jezebel/status…
chem lab final has me mentally and emotionally dead
A goal at all times.
"Why do you always perform Crazy in love?"
A woman spent a rainy day building a palace for her cat 🏰thedo.do/2nEJrKk
I hope Beyoncé's twins had a nice day
Me asking god to send me a sign but ignoring it & ultimately making things harder for myself than they had to be
Greg's weird story makes me want to kill myself
happy st patricks day
I wanna see a STEM major and a student athlete argue about who's life is harder
STEM major: lmao😂😂 hey⁉️no time to talk 🚫🙅 when u take chem😳📈🔬 live by the lab 🔥💪🔬and die by the lab 🙏😤💦 einstein 3:14 👴❤️🔭☝️
usa: i pledge allegian--
fratboy: pledge⁉️my pledging🙊days ended😤💀when i crossed❌into the best💯🔥brotherhood🙌🏼rush yo gabba gabba fall 16🗣🗣🗣
why is MIA's music so good
used car salesman: best i can offer you is $800
student athlete: 😊blessed 😩🙏🏻 to receive an offer 😈 💸from carmax �Tu0cGKRwR
mom: i put $20 in your account ..
"Can't you just do normal makeup?"
@ anyone who's ever tried to dm or text me
me when Lana's album comes out
Lana when she releases an album but all the gays were sent to conversion camp
boy: talk dirty to me
me: the ocean is filled with plastic and sewage and the coral reef will be dead in 20 years because of the filth
me listening to Shether despite being a Nicki fan
I applied for a job at school and I got scheduled for an interview!! this is the farthest I've gone with any job I applied for lol
60k black ppl are missing. Giving people HIV is legal. Trump is president. Nazis are alive. Organs are being stolen. Y didn't we die in 2012
Damn, the milk went bad
im finna NUT
N: expel my
T: existence, i long to leave this wretched world full of misery, where the south hasn't Risen Again
If you lost your dog I found him on 15th and Reno
sorry im so sweaty i was looking at pics of hamsters with hats on
when finals are next week & you realize you gotta start another qtr & have finals ONCE AGAIN IN JUNE twitter.com/jackeeycx/stat…
Chicago Girl, 6, Gives Up Her Birthday Party to Feed the Homeless bit.ly/2mvU7uF
good thing Hawaii has never been infamously attacked by America's enemies or this tweet would look really really stupid twitter.com/FiveRights/sta…
what's a good drink to get at starbucks that can help me stay awake lol
me: i got an A on my exam-
stem major: while u got an A handed to u 😒💀 i havent slept in 8 days just to get a C 😫🔥the grind never stops �twitter.com/beyonseh/statu…
like I got into ucsb and ucsd and I could've easily chose one of them but I chose ucr instead because it was closer to home and I save $ lol
pero they also gotta know that it doesn't matter which college they end up going to, as long as they continue to pursue some sort of degree
seeing people getting accepted to colleges makes me happy for them and idk why
and in that moment, i swear we were infinite
me: hey there's a big spide-
sorority girl: big? 😛 I absolutely LOVE ❤ my big 😍☺️ she's my favorite sister 🤗😋 my biggie is the best 💁👭
Rihanna in a Gucci tracksuit.
actually, if it ever comes to that point where I stop using memes/I don't like them anymore, please kill me
why do I reply with memes in any situation 😂
Y'all don't like Popeye's biscuits cuz y'all got weak throats, which is ALSO the reason y'all can keep a man, but we won't go there today
They just got infinitely funnier.
THANK YOU Central for my awesome email address and username...... Like really😒k