like it's warmer outside than inside yet it's still freezing
why does my house feel like a freezer
"Okay, now one with the hoods off!"
it smells like weed all throughout ucr lol
I'm the last person I would've suspected but I was looking for me all along. It's the perfect crime!
here. please hit me as hard as you can.
don't hold back.
Sorry if I'm way less friendly, I got Professors trying to end me.
im gonna legally change my name to L
Selena Gomez stans really think The Weekend is referring to her when he said "ass shaped like Selena" in Party Mons… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Obama: So Kanye wanted to vote Trump?
Biden: That's what he said
Obama: Well why didn't he vote?
Biden: Late Regist… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Me: I really need to revise for this exam
Inner me: Your grades do not define you
I GOT A FUCKING GLOW STICK IT'S LIT
the gif is better than the picture 😂c
Watch 2 Dogs Watch Watch Dogs 2
The Four Nations: *Live Together In Harmony*
i didn't expect this lmfao
This just hit me in the feelings
me: has about 94 things I need to do, is rapidly losing friends, and is running out of money
can y'all protest my college tuition twitter.com/theaffinitymag…
me: i'm going to sit here like the lady i am
inner me: break ur back
FRIEND: "Why don't you open up to people?"
If the Harry Potter books were written from Neville’s perspective bzfd.it/2fokD5i
congratulations trump supporters you played yourself twitter.com/cnn/status/799…
Trump Fans DESTROY Company By Giving It Money twitter.com/thehill/status…
Ah yes, the rarely seen protest strategy of giving a company your money to show you don't support them.
Me: "4 Dollars for a churro? Nah I should save money"
Disney: "But it's a churro"
STARBOY // STARGIRL
I miss the old Kanye.
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
Donald Trump = Gemini.
Mike Pence = Gemini.
Azealia Banks = Gemini.
Kanye West = Gemini.
Do y'all not see a pattern?
The Smiths "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"
Me: k I'll start studying at 7
Me to me at 7:01- you missed your chance...start at 8
forcing ur friends to listen to ur indie music like vine.co/v/OeH6BeP16zJ
Mom: "sigue y vas a ver"
Inner me: "do it, test her, see what she gone do"
"It's just my opinion" and these are just my hands that you can catch.
women: *sexually harassed*
men: "yall get offended way too easily.."
women: "men are trash"
men: "ok OUCH?? don't generaliZE"
"got any plans for tomorrow night?"
Week 8 mood
Your MCM failed the CAHSEE in HS don't @ me
What's not to respect? Clearly she believes she is at the top of her game and proud? Bless up! twitter.com/sollyba/status…
so baby pull me closer in the backseat of ur rover
im so tired of breaking out bc of stress!
January 20, 2017....."if you are receiving this call, you have been selected for the first annual hunger games...."
Mom: Ya vente a la casa ya es tarde
Me: Otro ratito pls
Mom: NO PUEDO DORMIR SI NO ESTAS EN LA CASA
My mom cua… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…