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Jason Zeis
(2/2) @CaseyNeistat know what we would like us to do with leaks of the app/requests for invites. DM me if you want to talk more!
(1/2) @CaseyNeistat hey casey I'm a mod of /r/caseyneistat on reddit. We've been getting a lot of stuff about @beme posted, and we want to
The government that legalized slavery and allowed it for 87 years flew the American flag.
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I just want to drop out of highschool and become a professional agario player
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So the patriot act expired. Do you really think we're just gonna gracefully shut our systems off and walk away?
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If you get the "effective, blah text" text, go into gallery and send a photo to whoever sent it to you. It should fix it
NSA illegal spying and data collection of innocent Americans must end. Thank you all for standing with me. #StandwithRand
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He's a Dzhokhar He's a smoker He's a midnight croaker
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Wouldn't it be great if we treated both gay marriage and bakery purchases as voluntary transactions between people? LOL j/k #AprilFools
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Valentine has passed but guys its never too late to be romantic.
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When I see #TheDress I see why the government can never let us know what's really happening in the world.
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Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I laced your martini with a measles vaccine. You're autistic now.
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Fire hydrant burst near San Marcos High School @10News @KUSI_News
Guy dropped his glove on the floor here at MoMA and everyone is nervously stepping around it, unsure if it's art.
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Nationalism is just as disgusting as racism, and for the same reasons.
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my dislike of government actually helped me on my permit test lol #justanarchocapitalistthings
retweet if ferebee ruined your weekend again
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BREAKING: Officer Darren Wilson will not face charges for killing Michael Brown: bit.ly/1xVL0WL
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Fancy Tokyo bakery: "would you like your bread sliced?" Me: "yes, please." FTB: "sorry, we don't slice bread." Me: *wtf just happened*
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Guess I won't be attending that acupuncture conference in Sierra Leone.
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1 Earth is warming 2 because of humans 3 and this is bad 4 so let's drum circle 5 to give more power & money to government #insanityscale
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The San Diego school district spent $5K shipping their new armored vehicle from Texas: bit.ly/1qtvpKv
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NSA proposal to build "Sentient Enterprise" by 2025 with super-human AI to steal the world's data (page 14/15) firstlook.org/theintercept/d…
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Investors are reportedly buying into Snapchat at a nearly $10 billion valuation theverge.com/e/5835952
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I’ll give $10 to @Free_Ross for each RT. If guilty, he’s a hero. If innocent, he needs help. freeross.org/ross-sends-mes…
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i'm doing a new youtube series where i answer questions. email me your questions! more info attached
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Washington Redskins should be renamed to something that doesn't represent tyranny and corruption. They should be renamed to "The Redskins".
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imgur.com/a/X0Vmo #sanmarcosfire Going out for more pics, will upload soon.
To anyone in Sochi: I am now in possession of three light bulbs. Will trade for a door handle. This offer is real:
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I'm getting a one-year subscription to #RedBulletin magazine - thanks to @redbull and @klout! klout.com/brand/red-bull…
The Internet made Obama president. How did Obama thank the Internet? SOPA, #Megaupload, ACTA, Aaron Swartz, TPPA & #NSA spying
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"Stay Classy", San Diego, 2012
But seriously folks... I wanna get the first 918 spyder in Canada, that thing is UNREAL. Beautiful lines! Eco friendly. :) @Porsche
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I'm literally peeing In my pants with excitement right now.
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"TOP", Downtown Beverly Hills, 2013
We, as fans, announce that June 29th will be internet-national @Zedd day. No, shh, it's official.
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