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Uncles that will just call you randomly and ask for your Account number and send you "small change" (£1000) >>>>>>> 💃�#Godwin
Every Time I wanna go out... I hear a voice telling me to check my Acc balance and I always automatically find my self going back to bed 😢😢
The house phone rings... Me : hello, who this? Caller: it's your daddy, I just wanted to check if you were truly at home ... #trustissues
My father will text me super early in the morning and be like "Lamide, how are you and where are you?" Me: 😏 at home! where else? And then..
My parents have been married 20+ years, they have both looked me in the eye and said to me "love will fade"
Never stop retweeting! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/dZc1CPJfi5
When your boyfriend breaks up with you briefly to get married 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
When the meter starts at £2 but five seconds later it's on £5 pic.twitter.com/1rRMGHgCK1
Divorce is almost as normal as Marriage these days, scary shit
In my Keith sweat mood 🎧🎧 - twisted 🎧🛀🏽
Because of moin -moin , I've bought two blenders in the space of one week 👎🏽👎🏽😭
KFC attendants will be hoarding ketchup like it's their mothers stew. Idiots
Please what happened to Toke?
RAISE YOUR HAND IF U NEED TO GO TO THE GYM, BUT DONT WANT TO🙋�pic.twitter.com/2o5RHxKBmg
Retweet if you'll own a private jet one day ✈️ pic.twitter.com/dEJkNy1ojw
when you and your bestfriend been friends for years not months 😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊💗😊
RT if this cake is more attractive than you 🍰pic.twitter.com/0Hfe6LNoaU
Mosope is just here schooling me on politics
Hey! Happy Birthday, God bless you! Truss you to turn up! #DodoGangnamStyle
When you hear your friends dissertation result and start to think of yours ......
Whoever made this comparison your first child will sell groundnut at Liverpool Street at the age of 10 pic.twitter.com/4ZF9G6H8sX
Last paper as an undergrad! Today!!!! I can't wait to be done with it!
Iggy azalea is getting married!!!. He put a rock on it 👏🏽💍💎
I make a mean creme brûlée and apple crumble tho 😋😋
I'm just here thinking how much vanity fair is paying for this 💰💰💰💰💰 count it Caitlyn!!!! Count it!!!!! $$$$$
"Ima let you finish Caitlyn but Wendy Williams had one of the best sex changes of all time" pic.twitter.com/AzZenXw6gs
LRT! My Aunty was 59 and was blessed with twins ( boy and girl) in January! God is really good!
Listen the God we serve is too wonderful. After 31 long years, at the age of 56 my Aunt finally gave birth to TWINS!! pic.twitter.com/7wNdmLgzmy
Getting too comfortable by yourself is actually very very addictive.
Is a hit song a good song?? on going debate!!
I wish I could be in naija right now!!! So much going on and I'm missing out!😭😢
So some uni's still do their grad party at elegushi beach??? I thought they left that in 2010 ? 🚶🏽
The kind of hunger that won't allow you to sleep in peace is what would take you to McD's for breakie @ 6am 😔
If you have a heart you will RT this and help get #JusticeForAvaLynn
- READ FULL STORY: bit.ly/JUSTForAvaLynn pic.twitter.com/VKpXlKaUYr
If you're a reader, this is an intense read... pic.twitter.com/Rz8pYp8ckj
THISSSSSS EXACTLY! Why I love Phaedra 😭👏twitter.com/lowkeymo_/stat…
Can't wait to fall in love with an amazing man.
Father please heal this nation called Nigeria 😂�pic.twitter.com/omDA3YYhvz
Never underestimate the power of a prayer. One small prayer can change your life dramatically.
Faith in God changes everything.
Aisha is too kind
McD breakie, facials and manicure; prize for helping her with her dissertation
Still at it. 12pm deadline
I need to drown my self in redbull/monster
Final verdict is in: I'm really a nice friend. Stayed up all night helping my friend with her dissertation 😢 I deserve some kind of medal
I'm not even in a good mood but I'm here laughing 😂