I WAS 8 AND MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME ON PORNHUB AND FORCED ME TO HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN.
when you sneeze and it becomes a person.
WOW BRO SICK POLO THATS SO FRESH YEAH !!
If you're a straight boy and you DONT want me to kiss your cheek daily then how tragic is your life???
send me ur debit card info for a tbh through dm 😜
When someone you hate tries to talk to you
Set your DVRs: Commercial free TV premiere of critically acclaimed"He Named Me Malala" Feb. 29. @MalalaFund #TCA16
Thank you God for @MileyCyrus
being such an amazing role model and christian for the world!
I lowkey have a small level of respect for catfishes. Here I am barely able to keep up with my own life and they're keeping up two.
If you can't handle regular-ed school work in high school you shouldn't go to college.
Have fun working at Publix for the rest of your life then 😊twitter.com/calvinnnn17/st…
"Ugh everybody's so jealous of me"
No honey you dying for 1 person to care about your life lol.
When ur bronzer didn't blend but everything else poppin 🦄J
In ad, @realDonaldTrump
talks building a wall on the Mexican border... but it shows Morocco cnn.it/1PJhprI
WILLOW AND JADEN SMITH ARE GOING TO LEAD US INTO THE FUTURE PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS
U A HATER HOE AND IM A GREATER HOE
Oh my god
If you're feeling ugly today, just remember that you'll never be as ugly as my daughter
I'd be okay not hearing the word "daddy" ever again.
Face Swap is the app that keeps on giving
Chinese people have no chill 💀k
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID MY TWO FAVORITE BOOKS WERE THE BIBLE AND MINE WHEN I'VE OBVIOUSLY READ NEITHER AND YOU ALL ATE IT UP LIKE WET CAT FOOD
I'm not a racist but I think Muslims should go back to Islam if they want to practice Shania law. Go back to the dessert!!
I am so tired of white people naming their kids like Liberty Kumquat Peppermint Bark the 3rd
new year new me
me at 11:59 then me for the rest of 2016
I'm literally so chill with everyone about everything until they tell me they're a furry
Say it louder for the people in the back
I don't mind if someone is a home of sexual but you don't have to shove ur relationship down my throat with your pictures all over Twitter
just because they told Felicia bye doesn't mean I think Felicia left. my ass gonna get up to see if Felicia actually gone.
december 31 and january 1
Men sleeping is just so adorable to me. Idk why lol. It's like y'all finally peaceful and not doing anything dumb. I love it.
I have never laughed harder at a tweet 💀twitter.com/umakompton/sta…
There was this one girl at school who used to call me a "Coconut head bitch" everyday. Then I slept with her dad and now she calls me "mom"
RT if you think this mozzarella stick would be a better president than Donald Trump.
Another💡Person who thinks Emoji R STUPID,Has Never Seen a Hieroglyph.Believe Emoji R in infancy.In Future, NEW GEN👻Will add Drama, Humor,💖
No milk with my tea anymore cause I found out I'm lack toast and tolerance 😟g
I wanna suck baby Jesus dick for his birthday this year 😛😛
I was hacked!!! I'm a Christian this is wrong!!! How did I delete tweets? Who would do this to me?
I remember in the 8th grade when I made a Facebook account for my dog. I deleted it when he died
I'm the type of person that wants to buy everyone in the family a car for Christmas but my bank account telling me boy hush lmao
5 years ago, Don't Ask, Don't Tell ended. Our military and country are stronger and more true to the values of freedom & equality we defend.
: Remember -- It's #ChristmasEve
"You on Twitter tweeting but not texting back"