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Day 60: I want to cry.
Day 59: 🏢
How about you step inside a dumpster where you belong?
You can't say Eric Garner "should have followed the law" but say Kim Davis is a "hero for breaking the law."
bitch. I will block somebody faster than Ariana died on Scream Queens. try me.
God may possibly be real
Day 58: 🌺
Day 57: #mcm See you soon. ❤️
I miss my @GeorgiaAquarium
family. See you soon ❤️
That airport quesadilla I ate at 8 this morning wasn't a great life choice
wow ❤️ thank you for changing my life, and for being my friends. my overwhelming gratitude for you all will never end
Day 56: Mom came to see me. ❤️
Day 55: I miss them.
Day 54: RIP Otter. 😭
Day 53: 🐓
Seniors getting ready to head off to college please please PLEASE hug your family and tell them you love them every chance you get..
straight guys are so much hotter when they don't talk
I promise that I have evidence :) twitter.com/calvinnnn17/st…
she was born a biological male and she's shitting on 99% of biological females. holy gorgeous
Day 52: My #wcw goes to this gorgeous lady. I miss you! ❤️
do u ever get so hot that you just want to just lay down and get sucked into the underwolrd
Day 51: Café mishaps. (W/ @cbhess22)
Some people are mad bc the Pope cares about the homeless, immigrants, and climate. Imagine that! A Pope who cares about God's creations!!!
"The Pope should stay out of politics!!!" scream people who use their religion to guide their politics
"my employees are all gay men" so that gives you the right to call people faggots? no. #azealiabanks
*recalls Boo's prochoice monologue from OITNB*
for all of the people who would rather have a new life born and an old mother dead.
for all of the women who are raped and abused but are too scared to get an abortion due to the Pro-Life movement.
for all of the homeless children we already have due to population and poverty. We don't need more people.
People who state that Planned Parenthood uses tax dollars to fund abortions obviously have never done their own simple Google search.
"Make America Great Again?" Back to when? Before gays could marry? Before women could vote? Before African Americans were freed?
Maybe we should focus on feeding the homeless children we already have first twitter.com/calvinnnn17/st…
Day 50: "If music be the food of love, play on."
Viola Davis just snatched my weave so fast that the friction almost set my ass on fire.
yes queen. serve it.
Day 49: Six Flags was too spooky for us and it isn't even Fright Fest yet. 👻
"I'm a republican, a blonde, and gluten free"
Stay in your lane. Mind your business. Eat some jello.
If you ever verbally comment on how much someone eats, you are trash.
When I'm sad I look at these pictures of white people crying after mitt Romney lost the presidential election
When you're chilling with a bunch of straight guys and you hear the grindr sound
Day 48: Thanks for teaching me that not all straight men are trash. 😊❤️
Dear future husband, text me this
Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!
meeting your friend's bf for the 1st time like hello i'm the coauthor of all the text messengers you received. we should get along fine