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michael
Religious hypocrites after they get caught: "God has forgiven me" Me: That sounds fake but ok
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my mood has literally been "......uh okay" since 2011
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straight boys with nice eyelashes don't deserve nice eyelasHES THEY DONT EVEN APPRECIATE THEM THEY DKNT EVNE NOTICE THEM IMSO MAD
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Concept: Donald Trump isn't just an internet meme he is literally a person who is running for president. Doesn't that scare any of you????
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I have a crush on another straight boy. :) RIP @Me
Day 19: Our first rehearsal in the stadium is tonight. ❤️
*walks across campus a total of four times because I forget that I have an instrument to march now*
If I forget my trombone in the sectional room one more time I'm going to drop out
jojo surprised us and dropped her three singles early. I need medical attention.
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I can think of plenty other things in the media much more horrifying and detrimental to a child's mind than love. twitter.com/stackwisdom/st…
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this is the cutest thing ever 😭d
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Seeing gay people on TV won't make your children turn gay. I only saw straight people on TV growing up, and I'm like half a power bottom.
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some days I'm boy crazy and other days I'm like what even is a penis, like I'm just here for food
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nobody has the ability to hurt my feelings like real talk it's not normal but I kinda love it
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if you aren't happy with how something is, change it. you've got the power to change anything at anytime about your life. be powerful.
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A special welcome back to the @jsusoutherners - Can't wait to c u march in these new unis in a few weeks! Enjoy camp!
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I went to an carnival and am too excite I got spun into a cotton candy. I so delicious :(
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Day 14: Working on the opener in sectionals. Getting the morning block off was 👌👀
Rather have a passport full of stamps than a house full of stuff
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The same people who are "pro-life" are the same ones who will abandon that baby once it's born if it isn't white and Christian.
Day 13: Let's get this pregame show started. 🐓
Call me Dumbledore... Albus it wide open. *drops mic*
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Just don't let your mind be bigger than your mouth
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TO GET THE ENERGY TO TELL YA GIRL THAT UR LEAVIN HER
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Day 11: Sprinting to our cars because the apocalypse of storms interrupted our practice. I'm loving it more here every day.
I've just found the funniest and cutest vine ever vine.co/v/ev9YJFeKxWD
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Your child & the children around them shouldn't be deprived from protection against diseases b/c you think vaccines are bad.
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Day 10: Sweet Home Alabama.
I hate hooking up with straight guys because they're always like "I'm not gay" it's like, k why are you here and why are you not clothed
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Four years ago I never would have thought I could be happy. That smile you see is genuine once again.
Day 9: "But remember this, no matter how bitter things get, they’re still our friends and this is still our home." - Harper Lee
Straight boys bottoming for the first time. vine.co/v/erW9eVT1dmq
I keep telling myself that I am okay, but leaving my mother is going to be the hardest thing I've had to do.
Packing for college is so surreal.
The people who say that GPAs don't matter are the same people who still struggle with basic english conjugations.
I've been telling it like it is for 20 years & people still get shocked by some of the things I say. breathe, bitch, everything will be ok
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