Day 87: I don't miss y'all. 😊
I hate boys, even tho they're like nice and all, but I still hate boys
! The #PENTATONIXALBUM
is the FIRST a cappella album to debut at NUMBER ONE on @billboard
have scored their first No. 1 album on the #Billboard200
when I hear somebody doesn't like me it usually takes me a good 15 minutes to even remember who tf they are lmao
Day 84: #throwback to #DCIWorlds
THIS IS WHAT THE GATES OF HEAVEN OPENING LOOK LIKE vine.co/v/OUwnaOzv7UD
Day 83: "There's a light in the hallway so you know I'm here."
"What's wrong?? Why are you crying??"
Me: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDDDEE
tired of buying razors to shave?
listen to Adele's new song and all hair on the body will be instantly removed, thank me later
Y'all better come to the homecoming game today because guess who is going to be there. 💁🏽
We're profoundly saddened to announce the sudden loss of our 21 yr. old beluga whale, Maris. bit.ly/MarisBlog
I have like 9 straight boyfriends
Me: I'm gonna stay in my own lane. Ima mind my own business. I'm not about that gossip life.
Day 81: Don't ever eat couscous by itself. Dear God.
Then move there and delete my number twitter.com/calvinnnn17/st…
Reminder that it was really cold yesterday and now everyone is on fire
Day 80: Tarzan is an advocate for betta fish equality. 🐠
Day 79: Oops! All Berries!
Adele is about to straighten my hair with this new music tbh
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school."
HS: "This won't work in college."
College professor: "y'all want some milkduds?"
Day 78: Contest of Champions.
I couldn't have been more right.
not to be racist but who wants to get froyo
When I catch myself singing along to a Justin Bieber song
Stop using your religion to justify what others can/can't do with their body.
I might be liberal trash but at least I'm not a hypocrite :)
But you support adultery and lying? twitter.com/calvinnnn17/st…
American Horror Story: Donald Trump is the Republican Frontrunner
my facebook feed:
"wow these Democrats are so corrupt. they just want my guns so they climate change our society to socialism."
no need to worry about a N.Korean chef hurting your dog when your son’s around #DemDebate
I'd trust @GovMikeHuckabee
as President like I'd trust @joshduggar
as babysitter. #DemDebate
Dear class of 2015,
You're out of high school, you don't go there anymore, get out of the drama and get a degree tf
what's college without your life falling apart 2 or 19 times a day
sometimes u need a gold star in college