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Sandra Bernhard
actor television 234,424 followers
i looked back over my shoulder and broke down and wept over what could have been but what was never meant to be…
It's 5 pm do you know where your adults are?
It's 5 pm do you know where your adults are?
Like Jesus's matzah balls have risen
Like Jesus my matzah balls have risen!
yes, that was me who dropped a bottle of "quinoa smoothie" at whole foods, better on the floor than my stomach.
a new album from the brilliant @LiliHaydn #HowIGotMyBrainsBack came out today! Get it on @iTunes: …
A sad child's Seder plate
have a "zisah pesach" and throw out your inner chametz! we'll be leaving mitzrahim on a greyhound bus into the promised land rock on!
yes, you know i am getting ready for #madmen final season. another thoughtful show with great style and brilliant dialogue refreshing.
two must sees from the @goldiehawn cannon the feminist manifesto #protocol and #privatebenjamin cuts to the quick of…
everything is in orlando bloom and it's giving me terrible allergies!
remember passover is coming there are the four sons, but there is also the sexy daughter no one speaks of as well
i simply adore @StephenAtHome he is charming brilliant kudos and mazel tov even the pistachio's are cracking up.
"i didn't shave on the kibbutz" the name of my next book
why shouldn't you be tortured the way i've been.… natalie portman in velour
notarize this bitch! from bank to bank to bank finally found someone. it's never too late to become a notary.… this show has janis gloria margot and davemggysey a football player watch it and get back to me
rocking with #stanford ladies tonight vs #uconn tearing up the women's final four go cards!
i was moved by this story now i am making this dish for dinner…
risotto is like a baby you can't leave it alone for more than a minute @ltabachb