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John Cleese
actor humour comedy satire 3,152,391 followers
Another reason for #LevesonNow - @MindCharity critical of press coverage of Robin Williams’ death, ignoring advice bit.ly/1sRLsza
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19 days to finish auto biography. Nose to the grind stone… finishing up school days.
Apparently I was on page 3 of The Sun yesterday giving their latest model a run for her money tinyurl.com/oxy9dap
At long last some very good jokes in the Daily Mail this morning (even if they were written by my daughter). Well done Paul Dacre.
The report shows that more government funding is required. Please tweet requests to @MayorofLondon @David_Cameron @George_Osborne
See @CamillaCleese at Edinburgh Fringe tonight @ 8:15 The Gilded Balloon with @cortmccown & @sarahtiana tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ameri…
Ministry of Silly Walks game wins a silly award! ... thesillywalk.com pic.twitter.com/iPYru7JfGx
Elmo may be our first candidate to be officially funded after two weeks at the top. tinyurl.com/oxy9dap
Lots of pointless and silly things going on here apparently... tinyurl.com/ke7orqk
I really rather like the Swedes.
In a few minutes time I'm going to make a racist comment.
We’re collecting silly shop ideas to include in the game thesillywalk.com. Twit #sillywalk with you ideas! pic.twitter.com/z18AgEiLoc
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Here's a second tweet just in case you've only just woken up … #SoAnyway out Nov. bit.ly/soanyus & bit.ly/soanyca
US & Canada fans: Book about my life, #SoAnyway out Nov. bit.ly/soanyus & bit.ly/soanyca My editor thinks it's quite funny.
@JohnCleese I'm dangerously addicted. So much so, I've forgotten how to actually walk.
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People have silly walked 15,534 miles so far. Only 9325 to go to cover a walk around the world! tinyurl.com/oyyljjl
BBC Cricket website is showing the scores of two simultaneous but different Tests between Sri Lanka and South Africa
Well done ‘Elmo 92’ for being persistently daft and reaching 2642 metres. A new record! tinyurl.com/oyyljjl