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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,080,290 followers
Salt Lake City another show (Late Saturday) is going on sale tomorrow at 4pm. All tour dates here
No one has ever said, "I'm glad I ate those potato chips."
Those folks @LAYS sent me these samples. I vote #saveBaconMac. Any Kobe beef or luxury car companies needing insight?
.@jeanniegaffigan made kale, spinach and salad for dinner. I felt like I was eating in a hospital for rabbits.
AUSTRALIA - If you retweet this you don’t have to go to work for an ENTIRE YEAR! 3 shows! #truth @SydOperaHouse
Interesting fact: Pontius Pilate’s great grandson invented Pilates. #Fitness #Crucifixion
If you pre ordered FOOD: A LOVE STORY you are entitled to FREE PRIZES. Just enter your info before Aug 4
Just a reminder the only people who should wear pajamas are toddlers and mental patients.
My website is back. PREORDER = FREE PRIZES. Also you can get autographed & personalized copies of FOOD: A LOVE STORY JIMGAFFIGAN.COM
If you preorder FOOD: A LOVE STORY before Aug 4th you get FREE PRIZES. info here
Going on Australian Morning TV changed my nationality. Photo by @thishenryjames
Australia – On @Mornings9 this morning with my new buddies @DavidCampbell73 & @SoniaKruger talking about Sydney shows
I don’t mean to brag but I was just told I move like an 80 year old.
PREORDER = FREE PRIZES! If you preorder Food; A Love Story you can prizes. - one you can read. - one you can play with - one you can brag about receiving Info at
PREORDER = FREE PRIZES. If you preorder FOOD: A LOVE STORY you get free stuff!
Harvard should give me an honorary BBQ degree for how I eat.
This is where I want to sleep tonight.
This is where I want to sleep tonight.
Detroit, where should @tomshillue and I eat after our show in Meadowbrook?
Thanks Salt Lake! 2nd show added and on sale now
SALT LAKE CITY – Tickets for my show NOW available for purchase. Please RT in SLC. All Tour dates here
Heading to big family ground zero Salt Lake City. Tickets on sale now
I'll be performing in Orlando Thanksgiving weekend at The Hard Rock. Tickets and dates at