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Jim Gaffigan
comedian comedy actor director 2,000,195 followers
Why does every 2 year old boy look like he's just been in a bar fight?
  8h
I think I'd move to Ireland just for the Irish beef stew.
  9h
Irish stew with mashed potatoes AND potatoes. No fries? #amazing
70 year old Irish man upon seeing my two daughters playing: "Oh you brought your granddaughters to Ireland. Bless your heart."
Tomorrow on the show @JimGaffigan is in studio for the chats. He plays Vicar Street tomorrow night. pic.twitter.com/sarNpNQ8Lu
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Exposing kids to Dublin
A tireless researcher! OBSESSED APR 27 on Comedy Central. Preorder album of 70 new minutes of material on iTunes now
Do you think my one and two-year old think I want them to jab their feet into my side while I sleep?
Watch me eat donuts for 2 minutes youtu.be/njEvfYE1Ajc then preorder OBSESSED tinyurl.com/m33bwd8
If I were murdered at home there would be atleast one Triscuit box in the crime scene photos.
How many wheels of brie is it socially acceptable to eat at a funeral?
Thanks for the heads up. That expensive, huh?
Our family car has arrived.
"RT @terrapin_sf I have a layover in Milwaukee & everyone here inexplicably resembles @JimGaffigan." I love my hometown-in-law
Tomorrow check out the new @ElonGold Comedy Special on @netflix. "Chosen and Taken". He’s so funny.
Thanks @Taheenee for these handmade gifts. I hope it's ok but I told my kids I made them.
Thanks @Taheenee for these handmade gifts. I hope it's ok but I told my kids I made them. whosay.com/l/FRA8bl0
"RT @blacksab67 @JimGaffigan Sing it live, Jim. At your next show... " That's how it got stuck in my head!